🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Mr. Manchester said:
Or he could just take it on the nose and use jail as a time to get sober and write magic spells in a notebook or some shit.
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A spell book would be good for him, I'm sure he'll learn some good ones there if you get my meaning. Perhaps with included jailhouse menu items of his own design. He might try writing modules for D&D remember those? He's got all the fitting names already: Warwick, Styx, Rutland, Tarl, and even built-in foes like Keister the Baby Smasher. Maybe he has a magnum opus in him, The Chronicles of Hexenhammer or something. With a little luck he might gain enough self awareness to write a real memoir that helps someone.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I wish he would fight instead of giving up his entire "career" to write schizoid, retarded menus. There are more coming out guys! He is very proud of his latest work.
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mickrussom said:
How much gibs? Because Im guessing its less than $5k. And if thats the case, it would be far easier to just go out and work hard than to give a crap about that amount of money.
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I think she said it was $3k in one her tirades towards @Open Book

Sekhmet666 said:
*Court/Suicide Update!

We have a huge amount of snow in Vermont so the court proceedings were all done virtually. Tarl appeared "in court" and said he would represent himself. I was correct in assuming that they would be assigning him legal counsel today, as it was only his first appearance for this matter.

The next date is March 2, so the pirate's pathetic suicide has been postponed. I wish I could get him a lawyer. I wish he would listen to logic & reason. I wish he would fight instead of giving up his entire "career" to write schizoid, retarded menus. There are more coming out guys! He is very proud of his latest work.

Styx is equally comedic and tragic to watch.
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Are you going to stay at Chez Styx past February 1st and see how this rides out?
 
F95 said:
I think she said it was $3k in one her tirades towards @Open Book
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I'd easily pay multiples of that number to keep the jewdicial system out of my life if it ever started finding a reason to get in. Sam thinks horsing with the jewdicial system is worth 3k? Jesus H Christ.
From what I have seen, criminally, one needs to do heavy violent crime, crime against police/agents of the state, fuck with the wrong politician or money amounts north of 1 million (like embezzlement, etc) are required before the state even cares one bit. Lower than that its just bickering and footsie designed to drain pleb wealth.
 
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Tarl: You described me as “staggering drunk,” barely able to stand, yet still managing to cock, aim, and fire a single-shot flintlock. Is that your testimony?


Sam: Yes. You were waving it around, crying.


Tarl: A flintlock requires several deliberate steps to fire. You have to pour powder, ram the ball, prime the pan, cock the hammer, and pull the trigger—all while, according to you, I could hardly walk. How exactly did a man too drunk to stand accomplish all of that in a threatening manner?
 
General Insomnia said:
Tarl: A flintlock requires several deliberate steps to fire. You have to pour powder, ram the ball, prime the pan, cock the hammer, and pull the trigger—all while, according to you, I could hardly walk. How exactly did a man too drunk to stand accomplish all of that in a threatening manner?
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That's a flintlock, so you also have to prime the lock with powder, there's also matchlock where you have to have a wick ignited, and prime the lock with powder.
Example of loading and firing a flintlock
 
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Laylithe said:
Except I'm so bad at it I cant manipulate and convince anyone to be loving or kind unless they want to be.
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That’s how free agency works, little camper. You can’t control anyone else’s behavior. You can only control your own. That is why you need to be so careful about who you choose to associate with. People will generally only do what they WANT to do and if loving, being kind, and caring for you isn’t what they want, they simply won’t do it no matter how hard you try to manipulate, cajole, and beg. And you need to be ready to hit the road when that happens and take care of yourself. You can hope for the best, but always prepare for the worst. Always have that backup plan. Good luck!
 
General Insomnia said:
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Tarl: You described me as “staggering drunk,” barely able to stand, yet still managing to cock, aim, and fire a single-shot flintlock. Is that your testimony?


Sam: Yes. You were waving it around, crying.


Tarl: A flintlock requires several deliberate steps to fire. You have to pour powder, ram the ball, prime the pan, cock the hammer, and pull the trigger—all while, according to you, I could hardly walk. How exactly did a man too drunk to stand accomplish all of that in a threatening manner?
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Prosecutor: Objection! Mr. Warwick, you fired a Glock.
 
General Insomnia said:
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Tarl: You described me as “staggering drunk,” barely able to stand, yet still managing to cock, aim, and fire a single-shot flintlock. Is that your testimony?


Sam: Yes. You were waving it around, crying.


Tarl: A flintlock requires several deliberate steps to fire. You have to pour powder, ram the ball, prime the pan, cock the hammer, and pull the trigger—all while, according to you, I could hardly walk. How exactly did a man too drunk to stand accomplish all of that in a threatening manner?
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You think Styx wants to represent himself because, in his mind, it'll be the only time he'll get to speak to Sam without any legal trouble?
 
Was scrolling through my phone and discovered I had inadvertently saved this whores ass. Never before have I wanted to throw my entire phone in the trash before I realized I can just delete it.

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Sounds like Styx's on the docket now.

Chat is warming up good.

Chrisiswasalreadytaken Never do the Voodoo, cuz the Voodoo will do you in. Suffah Styx
TheMoo0 Styxx was bound to end up this way. never fucks with demons
ArcIsLost imagine dressing up as a pirate as an adult in your spare time when you are not going to cosplay events etc. suffah styx
Warskis_Cat_Chow Heave ho, drunks and grifters, never shall we die
k0kichigroyper Styx should do a privateering stream
Warskis_Cat_Chow Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colors high!
sbit is the styx era over?
MiddlingIntellect another styx afk stream oh boy


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Word on the chat is that Songs in the Key of CWC got demonetized by jewTube.
 
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Styx doesn't care about Sam any more than she actually cares about him. They're both users.
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Broad strokes yes, they are both users. On the finer details, Styx used to target terminally online women, with his clout.. whereas Sam is just the waitress at the diner, who acts nice and flirty to get big tips. Styx is losing his clout, and has lost most of his income (I just browsed his books on Amazon most are $1-$2.50 kindle, $6-$7 for paperback, and there's a handful for $60 that are leather bound, Amazon takes a cut of 70% 30%-40% so I bet most of his sales were ebooks...), Sam isn't the cute waitress anymore (that wall comes at you fast), but could probably score $10 dollar tips from a couple tables at a diner that serves truckers. Styx had some knowledge, not sure about quickness of wit, because I rarely cared about his lives, Sam is a retard and can't hide her insanity.

I used to think pirates were cool when I was like 12.. I'm ashamed of that now.
 
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