🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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possession of a firearm and an ND while violating a TRO is never a good look
He put his guns in a gun shop before the LA probation deadline to do so. These charges all predate that, Sam just kept them in her back pocket and called the cops when she was pissed that he didn't pay her rent. He has however been violating the No Contract that stems from that. Pretty sure he's also violated the No Contract for this charge, and the flail charge that got dropped a few months ago which Sam brought in VT.
 
We all know what demons do when the person they're attached to faces a long prison sentence:

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Light Yagami had it good. Stolas will just flutter away laughing, on to his next possession, like the gay pussy owl he is. Stolas will leave Tarl to rot instead of putting him out of his misery like Ryuk did.
 
The viewers "fled" because he lied to them constantly, insulted and banned them when they tried to express concern, and even PUT A CURSE on many of them, telling them they're all dying and going to hell. Sam is a complete piece of shit nutcase but she is the perfect punishment for the asshole Tard has become.
This is why you don't make deals with demons. They're always on some monkey paw, Djinn-style word twisty bullshit.

Styx: I want women to obsess over me
Stolas: Hoo! I got you covered Styx!
 
This is why you don't make deals with demons. They're always on some monkey paw, Djinn-style word twisty bullshit.

Styx: I want women to obsess over me
Stolas: Hoo! I got you covered Styx!

I still prefer my joke.
Styx makes a deal with the owl to have multiple female partners.
The owl agrees, noting that their IQ must be under 100.
Styx signs, and then only reads that this is an aggregate.
 
I still prefer my joke.
Styx makes a deal with the owl to have multiple female partners.
The owl agrees, noting that their IQ must be under 100.
Styx signs, and then only reads that this is an aggregate.
The three sub 100 IQ partners that have posted here are the only ones we've talked to. He still has an ex-wife and a couple other mentioned here that hasn't spilled their tea and God only knows how many potatos Tarl has released into the woods, following the JF meathod of catch and release.
 
I still prefer my joke.
Styx makes a deal with the owl to have multiple female partners.
The owl agrees, noting that their IQ must be under 100.
Styx signs, and then only reads that this is an aggregate.
In the original Monkey's Paw story the third wish was usually to die. Unfortunately Styx doesn't have any wishes left and he definitely doesn't have the balls to do it himself.
 
I'm certain even if VT gave him rehab and probation which I doubt is even possible (the ND is really bad for him being on probation already), LA wants him for violating their probation so he's going to get time (possession of a firearm and an ND while violating a TRO is never a good look) so his priority should be where he's doing time. But Tarl's going to tard out and piss the state off. I'm hopeful his trial comes up in May or June to keep the kino going into the summer.
We all thought Rekieta would get the book thrown at him and we never even got the body cam footage. The only way Tarl does time is if he fucks himself over. Which is what he’s doing.

Tarl, don’t be a retard. Get a lawyer. Your antics are funny, and I would be sad if that cunt @Laylithe succeeds in getting you locked in prison.
 
We all thought Rekieta would get the book thrown at him and we never even got the body cam footage. The only way Tarl does time is if he fucks himself over. Which is what he’s doing.

Tarl, don’t be a retard. Get a lawyer. Your antics are funny, and I would be sad if that cunt @Laylithe succeeds in getting you locked in prison.
Very good points. Vermont is the state that keeps Bernie Sanders out of the care home. As for Rekieta I still have faith in Dear Feeder. I trust the plan.
 
They get a date for the inevitable continuation? Tarl is in for a rough ride with this sort of thing. Court shit is always a series of doomsday clocks (depending on your perspective) that usually shows mercy to retards in the end.

Speaking of Rackets, doesn't Styx know him? I'm not saying it's a good idea to seek legal advice from Nick Rekieta of all people but Rekieta at least knows to say, "Shut up." and "Get a lawyer." Rekieta doesn't always follow that first bit of advice now that I think of it, but he's better at it than Ralph.

Now that I think of it Ralph might have some good words of advice too. For all of his googly eyed misadventures the man knows how to weasel out of his various crimes more often than not. His big problem is that he just keeps violating court orders.
 
Tarl, don’t be a retard. Get a lawyer. Your antics are funny, and I would be sad if that cunt @Laylithe succeeds in getting you locked in prison.

Agreed, good advice, and while I don't mind seeing Tarl go away from his own undoing, going to the pokey because of that mad bint is another thing.

Speaking of Rackets, doesn't Styx know him? I'm not saying it's a good idea to seek legal advice from Nick Rekieta of all people but Rekieta at least knows to say, "Shut up." and "Get a lawyer." Rekieta doesn't always follow that first bit of advice now that I think of it, but he's better at it than Ralph.

No he doesn't follow that advice even when he himself is being arrested, but I like this twist in the storyline, enough that I can't decide whether I'd rather see Tarl go away because Rekieta helped put him there or that Tarl doesn't go because of the Sam angle.
 
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The three sub 100 IQ partners that have posted here are the only ones we've talked to. He still has an ex-wife and a couple other mentioned here that hasn't spilled their tea and God only knows how many potatos Tarl has released into the woods, following the JF meathod of catch and release.
That’s why jf is a genius. He baked his potatoes
 
We all thought Rekieta would get the book thrown at him and we never even got the body cam footage. The only way Tarl does time is if he fucks himself over. Which is what he’s doing.

Tarl, don’t be a retard. Get a lawyer. Your antics are funny, and I would be sad if that cunt @Laylithe succeeds in getting you locked in prison.

Tarl ain't no Rekieta. He is flat-out broke with no family trust to fall back on, and the Warwick name probably has a pretty stained local reputation at this point.
 
Being a 37 year old libertarian satanist druggie that worships an owl and wears a pirate hat has to be an automatic 5 year sentence, right? I haven't looked at his states laws in a while, but I'm pretty sure I'm remembering it correctly.
 
No he doesn't follow that advice even when he himself is being arrested, but I like this twist in the storyline, enough that I can't decide whether I'd rather see Tarl go away because Rekieta helped put him there or that Tarl doesn't go because of the Sam angle.
Rekieta is very good at "Do as I say not as I do". That being said for a guy whose daughter tested positive for cocaine after the cops found a mountain of cocaine in his house, Rekieta got off pretty light. In that case he did actually hire a lawyer and the only thing that make him over share was his OVERWHELMING LUST for Aaron Imholte. You're right though, Ralph is still the superior legal advisor.

What Tarl really needs to do is rip the bandaid off and set up a gofundme then beg his remaining paypigs for lawyer money. He'll look like an asshole, PPP and Warski will laugh at him and ring the triangle, people here will say mean things about him... so nothing will change. If he's going to keep drinking he might as well go on rumble and do a fire sale too, everyone knows he's a drunk and left over paypigs won't care as long as he keeps throwing out political takes they like (I actually thought the video about Virginia fucking over the DNC by being insane was pretty good). It takes a long long time to lose paypig activity entirely.

Or he could just take it on the nose and use jail as a time to get sober and write magic spells in a notebook or some shit.
 
No I'm mad because the court granted me my gibs and he wont gibs me it back and I had to file motions to enforce that he's trying to fight back on instead of just following the order.
How much gibs? Because Im guessing its less than $5k. And if thats the case, it would be far easier to just go out and work hard than to give a crap about that amount of money.
Also, if you take from Dylan it indirectly takes from the children - this is why divorce is retarded.

I am not lying that he domestically assaulted me in New Orleans. He said to the arresting officers himself that he tossed my phone AT ME. Not to me, AT ME. He threw my very heavy Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra at my ribs and the impact and stress from it caused a nosebleed. He was threatening to toss my phone off the balcony and leave me stranded in New Orleans but I wouldnt let him have my phone back after he threw it at me. He was criminally charged with this crime, and I am not lying.

You are incapable of changing the truth of what has happened, and your attempts to do so, combined with your threats and wishes of me to kill myself are documented and noted as intimidation of a witness to these crimes. You can go fuck yourself you vile cunt.
Ok. We covered this phone battery, which sounds like a joke because phones have batteries in them, har har.

Anyways, you always talk of this litany of crimes people have committed against you, and this battery is the only thing that comes up.

What are all the other "crimes" ... Is it worth it to get the jewdicial system involved in your life? probably not, you wont get anything but lawyer bills, jail time and community service and a criminal record when you invite the jewdicial system in your life. You know the jewdicial system is there to take the poors of the world and drain them of their wealth.

There are four children here and they are a lot older, and you are doing this whole thing wrong. Stop looking to outside forces to make your situation better. You have to fix your life and do what you can to make your kids lives better by virtue of you being there when you can. This constant fucking courts and cops and lawyers and whining and tailspinning on internet/socials/etc - yeah, not going to work.

Ill say this, given the kids ages, you can make a lot of mistakes in these younger years and they are resilient, but there will be a day they will resent a fucky parent. Once the kids know if their parent is untreated mentally ill or a fuckup, its a lot harder to have a good relationship. Fix your shit faster than your kids reach the point where they will recognize a fuckup when they see one.

Way to be snotty to the one person on this thread who lifted a finger to actually help you with something.
GRV gave her $100, she blew it on goyslop and bit sara's hand a few times.

He really needs to take a plea
Yeah, this is what lawyers are for.
 
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