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I'm not defending any one of you, you're all the same person as far as I'm concerned. You're all subfunctional midwit BPD women that are parasitic in nature. You're all fighting each other to get to the top of the garbage pile and be Pirate Queen of Fag Bay. You don't love him, you love having a roof over your head.My actions speak for themselves. I love him. I adore him. I act accordingly. We can sit here calling each other crazy all day. It's useless. Have fun defending the craziest, scummiest whore on here, while attacking the least crazy, most intelligent one! I enjoy this!
Why doesn't he have an abortomatic spell?Will it abort fetuses on command?
UM OBVIOUSLY THAT IS A TIER 5 SPELL IN THE CHOAS TEMPLE AND TARL IS ONLY A LEVEL 1 WIZARD AND HIS CHAOS MISSLE SPELL HAS A 90% CHANCE TO FIZZLE ON CAST.Why doesn't he have an abortomatic spell?
Yes, because it requires a coat hanger and a bottle of Jack.Why doesn't he have an abortomatic spell?
Nigger this hasn’t and wasn’t going to happen to ANY of his now multiple wives. Your contradictions and delusions are infuriating - and you still haven’t posted that angry dad clip, if you’re going to keep loitering here while halfheartedly trying to convince yourself you’re over him, at least make yourself useful and post more dirt and/or lore…I wish I had messaged him years ago so I could be his first & only wife.
br⌀ther in Christ do you want one of these women for your ownAm I looking at this right? Are there two(2) count 'em two lovers of STYXHEXENHAMMER publicly opining for this fuckin chipmunk in his own thread? Tarl you could be the next andrew tate for ugly retards sell a course on how you got two pieces of crazy pussy wrapped around your finger. And all it cost him was his punitive record!
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Am I looking at this right? Are there two(2) count 'em two lovers of STYXHEXENHAMMER publicly opining for this fuckin chipmunk in his own thread?
Nah, let her ramble... she'll ruffle Sam's feathers and then they'll start calling each other's pussies stanky demon whore. It's funny.Nigger this hasn’t and wasn’t going to happen to ANY of his now multiple wives. Your contradictions and delusions are infuriating - and you still haven’t posted that angry dad clip, if you’re going to keep loitering here while halfheartedly trying to convince yourself you’re over him, at least make yourself useful and post more dirt and/or lore…
No, there’s three!Am I looking at this right? Are there two(2) count 'em two lovers of STYXHEXENHAMMER publicly opining for this fuckin chipmunk in his own thread? Tarl you could be the next andrew tate for ugly retards sell a course on how you got two pieces of crazy pussy wrapped around your finger. And all it cost him was his punitive record!
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So just curious, because this trash fire has gotten so out of hand, can anyone help me make sense of who is who? Here’s what I got so far:
Main Characters:
Side Characters
- @Styxhexenhammer666 - Tarl, obviously
- @Laylithe - Tarl’s ex #1, real name Samantha, Banned 11/30/25 for spergout. Aborted Tarl’s child.
- @GayResearchVlogger - Tarl’s ex #2, real name Sara Lancaster?
- @Sekhmet666 - Tarl’s ex #3, real name Nikki Turkevich, Was dumped on 11/27/25, Insinuated Tarl threatened DV.
Unrelated A-Logs:
- @Open Book - @Laylithe’s ex husband, Dylan Beaudry
Did I get that right? Did I miss anyone else important?
- @Dizzyuntildeath- Allegedly an alt for @Open Book
- @PsychoSam
- @neger psykolog
- @Dumbledore's Onlyfans
- @Nig Nog Neanderthal
Edit: FUCK YOU, NULL. Suck my ass like Tarl did.
Am I looking at this right? Are there two(2) count 'em two lovers of STYXHEXENHAMMER publicly opining for this fuckin chipmunk in his own thread? Tarl you could be the next andrew tate for ugly retards sell a course on how you got two pieces of crazy pussy wrapped around your finger. And all it cost him was his punitive record!
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There have been at least half a dozen bog witches battling over the greasy pirate over the course of this thread, maybe more.Am I looking at this right? Are there two(2) count 'em two lovers of STYXHEXENHAMMER publicly opining for this fuckin chipmunk in his own thread? Tarl you could be the next andrew tate for ugly retards sell a course on how you got two pieces of crazy pussy wrapped around your finger. And all it cost him was his punitive record!
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'Does it come in threes?"Three currently on here. Laylithe, Sekhmet666, and GayVlogger (whatever)
If I were to dress like a pirate every day, the last place I would live would be......Vermont.I am afraid they won't let him out on bail
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that's what the pirates want you to think. You think they'd be hiding somewhere in plain sight like Boston?If I were to dress like a pirate every day, the last place I would live would be......Vermont.