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Schrödinger's Warlock.So we can’t bring him in dead or alive?
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Schrödinger's Warlock.So we can’t bring him in dead or alive?
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How can they not find one pirate!
It's time to call in the US Marshals and run this scurvy dog to ground. Poorly mentally developed women across the country are in grave danger. Cats aren't safe either.How can they not find one pirate!
It's time to call in the US Marshals and run this scurvy dog to ground. Poorly mentally developed women across the country are in grave danger. Cats aren't safe either.
They’re not actually looking. He’s not wanted for murder (yet), so they’re not going to expend resources on him.How can they not find one pirate!
Styx doesn't understand that no one wants to deal with a guy who's:
Those alone will make people not to deal with you; it's not rocket science.
- A domestic abuser.
- Dead-beat dad.
- On the run from the law in 2 states.
- Does cringe "magic" with period blood.
- Constantly drunk and doesn't shower regularly.
- Doesn't want to grow up and accept responsibility.
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Does he even have money for a plane ticket?With the newest warrant for his arrest, he might be detained if he tries to board a plane. Can he possibly sail to a country without an extradition treaty?
I have to wonder just how much sponging off of Mel he's doing. He's used to having play money for doing nothing, and now he has no specific form of income.Does he even have money for a plane ticket?
Back when majority white countries actually functioned with any sense this wife beating drunk pirate LARPer would have been rounded up on the street and put to work manning an oar on a boat, compensated only with grog, and headed to said extraditionless country to become instead their problem on arrival.With the newest warrant for his arrest, he might be detained if he tries to board a plane. Can he possibly sail to a country without an extradition treaty?
You’re late nigger
Just start a possie and drag him to the nearest police station.It's time to call in the US Marshals and run this scurvy dog to ground. Poorly mentally developed women across the country are in grave danger. Cats aren't safe either.