🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dizzyuntildeath said:
She keeps saying she has another upcoming court date with Dylan, so divorce might be finished but I guess hammering out just how little Sam deserves to see the kids is still ongoing g
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She has a child support establishment hearing in March as well. Since this is now a Styx Sideshow thread, I might as well hit all the court hearings here, provided I can be unemployed enough.
 
Laylithe said:
Right because they awarded him everything and then some, and left me in debt with ruined credit. Because my lawyer was being paid for by Tarl
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Immaterial. Legal Burl Ives might be a moron. It happens. But dumb enough to risk his license to collude with a drunken pirate guy against an indigent nutcase?

Laylithe said:
, and clearly thats a conflict and suspicious
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You going to get Old Frito Pendejo ATTORNEY AT LAW DISBARRED? DISBARRED! You know you could have picked your own lawyer. You realize in New England they are all townies right? And you got labeled the town witch. Im guessing that is because you are so warm and fuzzy all the time.

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Not Sure: I didnt do it! Frito: That's not what they other lawyer said.

If you are this bad at legal "stuff" the very idea that Legal Burl Ives Steven J Howard www.rutlandlawyer.com is going to get in trouble for how he handled your case is really nutty. Like out of touch with reality. And because Tard paid for Burl to represent you, now Tard has no lawyer due to conflict of interest.


Laylithe said:
considering the lawyer never brought up any of my gripes with the evidence I was presenting
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Did you have gripes about your own evidence, or had bizarre evidence that he never bothered to bring into the case? You realize that the cost of doing discovery is probably more than the net worth of everyone in this case.

Laylithe said:
and the court hearings kept getting pushed and pushed until it was contested and I was left without representation.
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Legal strategy - and a good one, woman with no means to support herself loses representation cant pay her bills loses her lawyer.

Laylithe said:
Because I was never given back ANYTHING except some clothes, my violin, and a guitar. I had to purchase everything from scratch
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How is it that you and Dylan became this unable to communicate and work together. Who are you going to blame? Like this didnt go from serene mother of three and the best marriage ever to hateful dont talk to each other in 5 minutes. You are learning the hard way that being a man hating loud mouth catty person that blames everything in the world on anything but herself is a road to perdition.

You are in a bad place, and can only change yourself to navigate out of it.
 
mickrussom said:
- 2010 Toyota Avalon (Fucking Tard jewed out on the gifted car. That car today is worth $7k at best fully loaded in mint condition, most Avalons from those years are selling for 4k-5k)
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Oh no, not the Toyota Avalon! Those are like finding a Crown Vic. There are a few mint ones that someone's grandma drove 3000 miles in 15 years in, and the rest of them are a bunch of rolling crack dens. This one's a crack den, 100%
 
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King Metalia said:
So you're just pissy you didn't get back fucking cake pans???

Somebody please give @Laylithe her own thread please.
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Yes please. I regret voting Sara off the island and I would gladly switch her out with Sam. This demon possessed Ramona Flowers has done her part in Tarl's lolcow arc and she will continue to act as a force of holy retribution against him the more he fucks up, but it's gumming up the thread.

If we could actually just keep Nikki as primary source/informant and toss the other two that's fine as well.
 
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Crown Vic
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Crown Vics, like Impalas, have kind of a cult following. They were nice overpowered sedans, and you can occasionally find the police (interceptor) motor, and just buy one for back seats and parts. I imagine whenever the newest police fleets start getting replaced all those stolen dodges will start being of value for parts.
 
ShiverStar said:
Yes please. I regret voting Sara off the island and I would gladly switch her out with Sam. This demon possessed Ramona Flowers has done her part in Tarl's lolcow arc and she will continue to act as a force of holy retribution against him the more he fucks up, but it's gumming up the thread.

If we could actually just keep Nikki as primary source/informant and toss the other two that's fine as well.
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It's a delicate lolcow orbit. If Sam goes, who does Nikki hateflirtmiserate with?
 
Laylithe said:
Dylan WAS ALIENATING ME FROM MY KIDS FOR 5 MONTHS. Dylan changed his number, refused to communicate with me refused to allow me to see the kids and I had to go to court over it.
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You nearly let one of your children die by letting an alcoholic pirate watch over him, you constantly threatened your own children with physical violence just for behaving like normal children do, you gloat about no longer being responsible for taking care of them because it opens up time for you to do drugs and spread your legs, you reply to people pointing out you punched your suckling baby in the face for biting your nipple (something literally every breastfeeding mother I have ever met had to deal with) with laughter. Dylan is a hero. Dylan alienating you and keeping the children away from you is 100% the correct and moral thing to do. You are a demonic, gas-deserving subhuman and I hope he destroys you in court like you deserve.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
Was scrolling through my phone and discovered I had inadvertently saved this whores ass. Never before have I wanted to throw my entire phone in the trash before I realized I can just delete it.

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Good thing you didn't throw your phone at that trash. We saw what happened when Tarl threw his phone at his trash. He caught a case.
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Well shut my mouth, good job.
Still an abusive mother though. Good luck getting your cake pan back.
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I have an idea of how Dylan can give Sam back her cake pan

 
Leylon Sneed said:
Crown Vics
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If they made Panther cars again, to the last specification of the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Grand Marquis it would probably sell quite well.
The Ford Panther platformed in 1979 and got to its final evolutions in 2003 and lasted until 2011.
Ford: LTD / LTD Crown Victoria ; Mercury: Marquis (Later Grand Marquis); Lincoln: Continental (Continental Town Car then Town Car)

33 model years

It started as Ford downsized answer to the previous gas guzzlers and evolved into the immortal body on frame V8 land yachts we all know.
Started out with carbureted 302s/5.0 and ended up with a 4.6.

Key specs at the end
Displacement: 4.6 L / 281 cid
Valvetrain: SOHC, 2 valves per cylinder
Fueling: Sequential multi-port EFI - no direct injection (this is a feature)
Output: 239 hp 287 lb-ft torque
Transmission: 4R75E 4-speed automatic
Drivetrain: RWD
Block: Cast iron (truck-grade durability)

Why people still love this platform
Overbuilt bottom end
Timing chains
Ridiculously long service life
Cheap parts, easy to fix
Perfectly matched to the 'dont die' mission

What kills these platforms
- intake manifold failures, Dorman makes better than OEM upgrades
- transmission neglect - 4R75E will run 180-200k miles, then poof, goner. With regular fluid changes, 300k+ no problem.
- rear suspension air ride in the Town Car - most swap to coils if they fix it
- electrical rot, not failure - door wiring harnesses, window regulators, HVAC blend door actuators causing shit like stuck on full hot
- front suspension wear, ball joints, control arms, steering boxes - but most cars get this
- the real killer - rust. anywhere where salt hits the road this is what does them in.

These Panther cars can be fixed forever cheaply if the rust is kept under control.

If Ford re-ran the 2011 Panthers today in 2026 only changing the anti-rust coatings, they would sell every car they made and make money doing it. No bullshit. No faggot ipad replacing the gauge clusters. No renting features from some kike to turn your heated seats on. No complicated bullshit transmissions with no dipsticks.

Why Panthers are cool, and the list on why new cars are gay
1 - iPad glued to the dash interiors
giant tablet slapped on with zero integration, blinding at night, hard to see in the day, laggy in cold, software ages faster than the car, when it dies car is functionally crippled
used to replace a radio for couple of hundred bucks. now its a $3000 infotainment module coded to the VIN
2 - turbo engine faggotry
3 - buttons deleted, climate controls buried 4 menus deep, seat heaters behind touch sliders, volume controls that dont work with gloves, HVAC resets after software updates
Crown Vic: reach down, turn knob, done
Modern car: tap tap tap wrong screen tap swear
4 - renting your own damn car. now even TesFag is not doing lifetime FSD anymore. Heated seats: subscription Remote start: subscription Adaptive cruise: subscription Extra horsepower unlocked by software
You paid for the hardware, but now its got car DLC like its a video game.
5 - everything is a computer now and they argue with each other
30+ ECUs, CAN bus errors kill unrelated systems, one bad module can turn into a nightmare, a burnt out tail light can have downstream affects, random 'limp mode' triggers
6 - minor accident = total loss, this also drives insurance through the roof.
Radar in bumper, camera in windshield, sensors behind every panel, calibration costs more than the cars value
Fender bender in 1999: $800, Fender bender in 2026: insurance write off
7 - overengineered nonsense nobody asked for, electronic door handles, motorized vents, popout headlights (only this time it sucks rather than being cool as before), auto start/stop that causes engine wear
8 - dealer only diagnostics, locked ECUs, encrypted CAN bus, software updates that are hard for end users to obtain and update, parts married to VIN
Crown Vic: socket set + beer
Modern car: laptop + dealer + prayer, wait months for parts.
9 - batteries everywhere, all dying quietly
10 - engineered obsolescence by design
plastic oil pans, integrated exhaust manifolds, timing components buried behind engines, lifetime fluids (lol), nothing is meant to be rebuilt just replaced.
11. reliability sacrificed for fake MPG gains and marketing, tiny turbo engines stressed to death, CVTs pretending they work, cylinder deactivation failures, start/stop wear nobody wants
Panther V8 loafed along at 1,800 RPM forever
Modern engines live on the edge at all times.
12 - fleet durability is gone, no true body-on-frame sedans, no heavy-duty cooling, no idle-all-day design, no “will run after abuse” tolerance
13 - cars that nag you constantly, beeps for lane departure, beeps for speed, beeps for seatbelt, beeps because you looked at it wrong (now the fucking thing checks to see if you are looking where it thinks you should)
The Crown Vic trusted you to drive.
Modern cars fuck you in the ass digitally and sell your data to insurance jews.

I wish there would be a real car sold as new again, like a Glock version of a car. Simple, Does its shit like its a tool, lasts a long time, easily fixed.

What did I do to avoid a lot of issues with modern cars because all the new ones a fucking gay?
3 Toyota Camry hybrids, Sienna hybrid, A25 engine isnt a firebreather, but getting 45-50mpg is a nice feature and its not a slow piece of shit either. Enhanced with the Comma.ai openpilot self driving hardware. Its basically an electric car that has a gas motor in it and they never break. That planetary gear transmissions with motor/mg1/mg2 is pure genius, it takes profound retardation to break that transmission.
 
Peachorino said:
Speaking of Styx's financial standing, I have now begun the process of calculating his 2024 superchat revenue - here's the month of January.

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And here's the total earnings for said month, with the top number being the raw gross income & the bottom one with Youtube's 30% cut accounted for. [URL='https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wijD6S379iwO09H-079q7eWeD9JfView the full sheet.[/URL]

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Onto February!
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Over one thousand dollars for just one hour of doing the thing he loves the most; hearing himself talk! For a hillybilly from Rutland he was raking it the fuck in! why oh why would he jeopardize that? BPD whore + alcohol = helluva drug. He could be covering the riots in Minneapolis live and reacting to it with his libertardian takes and cleaning up with super chats. Instead he’s making garbage pail kid cards on a little notepad and letting the midlife crisis slap him around like a bitch.

God I fucking narcissists. They’re so damn dumb. They’re the only type of people in the world who can take themselves from
pauper status to king status to guttersnipe status. So pathetic. Such repugnance. Ew.

He deserves to be mogged, felted, and shat upon by everyone around him until the day he takes his last stinky breath. @Sekhmet666 You should spend the final days of his drunken stupor trolling the fuck out of him and recording it so we can laugh our asses off.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I raise you the Geo Metro.
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the venerable Suzuki Cultus. you have a 97/pre 97 geo or the 98-2001 chevy metro? the 1 liter 5 speed will be on the surface of the neutron star that ends up in the center of this solar system, thats how long that will last.
600k miles possible obsessive oil discipline, rust control. the 1L 3cyl g10 is a freak of durability, low piston speeds, low combustion pressures, noninterference engine, light car at ~1,800 lb even the brakes last forever


 
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