🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sekhmet666 said:
Tarl appeared "in court" and said he would represent himself.
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General Insomnia said:
Styx told the judge that he wishes to represent himself,

The judge then went over his rights, and the waivers, etc.

Styx will need to file his own motions, but they are free to file.

This will be Styx's first time representing himself.
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So he really has gone full retarl, then. He ought to know better than most that forgoing legal counsel is one of the dumbest things you can do. Though, I guess that won't matter if he's planning to off himself.
 
Snom Clubber said:
So he really has gone full retarl, then. He ought to know better than most that forgoing legal counsel is one of the dumbest things you can do. Though, I guess that won't matter if he's planning to off himself.
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He keeps joking about hell. The real hell he should be trying to avoid is a drawn out existence where most of his declining income gets siphoned off to legally-mandated expenses and he's spending the remainder on awful gutrot while subsisting on "food" like oven fries.

Peachorino said:
Speaking of Styx's financial standing, I have now begun the process of calculating his 2024 superchat revenue - here's the month of January.

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And here's the total earnings for said month, with the top number being the raw gross income & the bottom one with Youtube's 30% cut accounted for. View the full sheet.

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Onto February!
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He was making bank back then. It will be interesting to see how much of an effect the flight from the Netherlands had but he was doing well regardless. It wouldn't be long until he donned the pirate hat, which probably didn't cause the downturn but was indicative of his state of mind going into the gropestream.
 
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General Insomnia said:
Appearance notes: Styx was there virtually, he ditched the sunglasses and tricorn hat, his hair appeared unkempt, he had a single glove on.



Drunkenness - Styx spoke very slowly and deliberately, was noticeably slurring, and was holding back burps*. Probably a 7-8 out of 10 drunk.



Nikki was in the background (in a bean bag) head canted towards Styx inaudibly giggling during the beginning of the call.



During the hearing the judge wanted to establish representation for Styx.



Styx explained that his preferred attorney is unable to represent him due to a conflict of interest with this case.

Styx then informed the judge that he cannot afford an attorney.


Styx was questioned by the judge due to his reported income being 7k monthly and family annual income of 132k.


Styx appeared much more uncomfortable for the rest of the hearing.


Styx explained very briefly that he can no longer earn that much and cannot afford representation because viewers "fled my channel".


The judge asked why he didn't update his income with them, Styx told the judge that he wishes to represent himself,

The judge then went over his rights, and the waivers, etc.


Styx will need to file his own motions, but they are free to file.



Styx dropped out of UVM and described his whole job history as "self-employed, and an editor"



This will be Styx's first time representing himself.



Styx is to appear for another hearing on March 2nd 3pm.
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This is going to be an unmitigated disaster.

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Snom Clubber said:
What does that have to do with reporting a forum post?
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It's been demonstrated over and over in this thread: Samantha mistakes kindness and mercy for weakness. If ANYONE does her a solid, they only get slapped down for it like a nursing baby. You're far from the first one on this site she's done this to, but hopefully you'll be the last.

🌈☄️⚡🌟✨✨🌟⚡☄️🌈 ~~so mote it be~~
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It's been demonstrated over and over in this thread: Samantha mistakes kindness and mercy for weakness. If ANYONE does her a solid, they only get slapped down for it like a nursing baby. You're far from the first one on this site she's done this to, but hopefully you'll be the last.

🌈☄️⚡🌟✨✨🌟⚡☄️🌈 ~~so mote it be~~
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In fairness, she's not actually been rude to me, but I suppose that post is a little snarky. Either way, my concern was for the kids, not her.
 
General Insomnia said:
Appearance notes: Styx was there virtually, he ditched the sunglasses and tricorn hat, his hair appeared unkempt, he had a single glove on.



Drunkenness - Styx spoke very slowly and deliberately, was noticeably slurring, and was holding back burps*. Probably a 7-8 out of 10 drunk.



Nikki was in the background (in a bean bag) head canted towards Styx inaudibly giggling during the beginning of the call.



During the hearing the judge wanted to establish representation for Styx.



Styx explained that his preferred attorney is unable to represent him due to a conflict of interest with this case.

Styx then informed the judge that he cannot afford an attorney.


Styx was questioned by the judge due to his reported income being 7k monthly and family annual income of 132k.


Styx appeared much more uncomfortable for the rest of the hearing.


Styx explained very briefly that he can no longer earn that much and cannot afford representation because viewers "fled my channel".


The judge asked why he didn't update his income with them, Styx told the judge that he wishes to represent himself,

The judge then went over his rights, and the waivers, etc.


Styx will need to file his own motions, but they are free to file.



Styx dropped out of UVM and described his whole job history as "self-employed, and an editor"



This will be Styx's first time representing himself.



Styx is to appear for another hearing on March 2nd 3pm.
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So I take it he did not inform the court that he's been diagnosed with imminent death by multiple organ failure? What a shame, seems relevant to the scheduling at least.
 
General Insomnia said:
This will be Styx's first time representing himself.
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I'm starting to think this Stolas guy has a farms account. Without actually contacting a VT lawyer, it looks like flat rate is between $2-5k. If he takes it to trial there's also an hourly trial fee. That's not the funniest outcome, but probably the best for him, so of course he won't do. He's adding his name to the list of cows who have more courtroom experience than Nick Rekieta.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Oh, come on. Those are culinary disasters, not 'crispy without the fat/oil' fries.
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General Insomnia said:
Appearance notes: Styx was there virtually, he ditched the sunglasses and tricorn hat, his hair appeared unkempt, he had a single glove on.



Drunkenness - Styx spoke very slowly and deliberately, was noticeably slurring, and was holding back burps*. Probably a 7-8 out of 10 drunk.



Nikki was in the background (in a bean bag) head canted towards Styx inaudibly giggling during the beginning of the call.



During the hearing the judge wanted to establish representation for Styx.



Styx explained that his preferred attorney is unable to represent him due to a conflict of interest with this case.

Styx then informed the judge that he cannot afford an attorney.


Styx was questioned by the judge due to his reported income being 7k monthly and family annual income of 132k.


Styx appeared much more uncomfortable for the rest of the hearing.


Styx explained very briefly that he can no longer earn that much and cannot afford representation because viewers "fled my channel".


The judge asked why he didn't update his income with them, Styx told the judge that he wishes to represent himself,

The judge then went over his rights, and the waivers, etc.


Styx will need to file his own motions, but they are free to file.



Styx dropped out of UVM and described his whole job history as "self-employed, and an editor"



This will be Styx's first time representing himself.



Styx is to appear for another hearing on March 2nd 3pm.
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The viewers "fled" because he lied to them constantly, insulted and banned them when they tried to express concern, and even PUT A CURSE on many of them, telling them they're all dying and going to hell. Sam is a complete piece of shit nutcase but she is the perfect punishment for the asshole Tard has become.
 
General Insomnia said:
This will be Styx's first time representing himself.
Styx is to appear for another hearing on March 2nd 3pm.
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Styx is cooked. If he thinks Stolas is going to work some magick this is going to get very funny very fast and the state will fuck him in the ass with no lube for taking this to trial. He's also certain to get jail time anyway based on his probation from Louisana. He really needs to take a plea if only to do his Louisana time in a Vermont jail. Anyway, Tarl is guaranteed to fuck this up and I'm here to enjoy it.
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
Styx is cooked. If he thinks Stolas is going to work some magick this is going to get very funny very fast and the state will fuck him in the ass with no lube for taking this to trial. He's also certain to get jail time anyway based on his probation from Louisana. He really needs to take a plea if only to do his Louisana time in a Vermont jail. Anyway, Tarl is guaranteed to fuck this up and I'm here to enjoy it.
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He hates being reminded of that but yes, it is inevitable. He's going to prison.. It is our duty to remind him as much as we can.
 
Gotta love the mall wiccan getting asked about why his information is so out of date and that he hasn't updated it. Shit, anyone who has ever looked into things would be able to state they want to know precisely how little you're making if you can't afford an attorney.

I guess the one saving grace is that Nikki is the only one who had to smell his sweet alcohol MD 20/20 sweats.
 
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
The funny thing is if he sacked up and did the paperwork and got the public defender he’d probably get away with no punishment besides rehab.
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I'm certain even if VT gave him rehab and probation which I doubt is even possible (the ND is really bad for him being on probation already), LA wants him for violating their probation so he's going to get time (possession of a firearm and an ND while violating a TRO is never a good look) so his priority should be where he's doing time. But Tarl's going to tard out and piss the state off. I'm hopeful his trial comes up in May or June to keep the kino going into the summer.
 
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
The funny thing is if he sacked up and did the paperwork and got the public defender he’d probably get away with no punishment besides rehab.
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If he… the eternal entertainment of the lolcow. We can postulate so many scenarios where Styx is a reasonable thinking person which we base on ourselves as reasonable thinking people. He’s sitting in a chair dressed as a pirate wanting to be a child while drunk. He’s just not within any normal human comprehension at this point.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
If he… the eternal entertainment of the lolcow. We can postulate so many scenarios where Styx is a reasonable thinking person which we base on ourselves as reasonable thinking people. He’s sitting in a chair dressed as a pirate wanting to be a child while drunk. He’s just not within any normal human comprehension at this point.
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No I can comprehend it. He went full retard. Never go full retard. This is why he’s a lolcow.
 
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