Stupid things you've heard at school

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Not at school- but at work- when I was running really, really late closing down the butcher's shop. I was straightening the meat case & heard this from the next aisle over:

"Dude. You okay?"
"I...I...I dunno man."
"How's that stuff doin' for ya?"
"I...I...I GOTTA GET THESE BEES OUTTA MAH TEETH!"
 
I just though of a good one from the 5th grade. I brought up the fact that I was part Danish, and this boy bust out laughing saying that was the stupidest thing he'd ever heard someone say. See, I can't possibly be part danish, because how can a person be part pastry?

I just could not convince this guy that Denmark was a thing and that I was not, in fact, claiming to be part pastry.
 
"Episode 2 wasn't all that bad; it had Yoda jumping around with a light saber."
 
"Sword Art Online is a good anime."

Heard by me, while in college getting my computer cleaned of viruses, some time last month.

I came this close to choking a bitch with how stupid that sounded.....
 
my bro has more of these than i do. probably because i was too busy doodlin' pogeymans to be paying attention to other stupid shit.

according to mah broski:

- when jesus multiplied all the dead fish and bread loaves, that's where all the food in the world came from. including food that was there before jesus came along and made dead fish multiply, and even non-fish and non-bread items (catholic kindergarten)

- everyone on the titanic who prayed got rescued (same source) - apparently someone asked all the dead people and confirmed that in fact, they did not pray.

- at a montessori school, he got a hippy teacher who believed in crystal powers and that soap was a conspiracy. she was quite unhygenic.

btw, at this montessori school, after he left they got a model skeleton. and named it after him.

wish i could leave this kind of impact on people.
 
Lbpsack said:
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing this is what all the kids are saying now:
"21"
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Ugh. Don't remind me. That comes from a stupid vine with some black kid saying 21 in a weird way. I hear it all the time as well.

Today I overheard one of my peers say that Winston Churchill fought in the Vietnam war. This was supposedly someone in AP World History.
 
I had a teacher who admitted that he let his 8 year old daughter watch Hostel and told her to cover her eyes at the sex scenes. Not sure if taking the piss.
 
Some girl I went to college with said that she doesn't really consider the bus a valid form of public transportation (she was stoned out of her mind btw)

My kindergarten told us that black people were black because God left them in the oven too long
 
In highschool during biology class. "I'm glad I never watch Mr. Rogers as a kid. He's a convicted pedophile."

Middleschool. "Seals are fish! They live in the water, they can't hold their breath for years under it!"
 
From a woman in her 40's at mortuary school:

"Donating blood to someone makes you two blood relatives."
 
Religion (Catholicism) Class on Contraception:

"Abstinence is the only way to guarantee prevention: If you use condoms, it is possible to recklessly have one night stands with people you don't know: the condoms could break and the girls could get pregnant. Cut to 20 years time and your kids could be interbreeding without knowing. You could be interbreeding without knowing."

They said this shit with conviction.
 
Bogs said:
Religion (Catholicism) Class on Contraception:

"Abstinence is the only way to guarantee prevention: If you use condoms, it is possible to recklessly have one night stands with people you don't know: the condoms could break and the girls could get pregnant. Cut to 20 years time and your kids could be interbreeding without knowing. You could be interbreeding without knowing."

They said this shit with conviction.
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Technically that's true. Every action has risk; one of the risks of engaging in sexual intercourse is pregnancy. Condoms reduce this risk, but the possibility of a condom breaking or tearing exists.
 
Pretty trivial, but someone actually thought that in the Pokemon Trading Card game, you can use Energy cards as much as you want.
 
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