Something like Hooters, but for homos

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Are you interested in investing in my new restaurant, MOOBS?
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Big Dee's
Dee is the mascot, a large woman of questionable gender, she has an army of speedo guys
sorta like Big Johnson shirts
 
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Nu-fags are all about minimalism, brutalist soviet architecture and corporate slavery.
I think this idea would've worked better if it was invented in the 80s with old school faggots. Making a resturant with homos is a gamble, you could call it "experimental business", think about all the aids the staff will be spreading to each other or about all of the complaints about colleagues you will recieve. Gays nowdays are way more petty than they were yesterday, they'll spend more time whining at you rather than serve customers. Also depending on politics, your gay customers can turn against your business on a whim for some random fucking reason, because fags had to make getting aids a political statement.

Honestly just scrap the whole idea, take the money to vegas and go gamble it all. It will be way more fun losing it that way.
 
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