Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Emperor Julian said:
Imagine being owned by a child, I mean he's about 2-4 years off thinking Santa is real and he isnt even mad.
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Owned, out-adulted, by a morally superior, intellectually superior, and all around better person, who is also a child, because you are on a "comedy" forum that hates jokes so much you threaten to knife a child to death for thinking comedians should be allowed to be funny.
 
Maybe someone needs to make them fear for their physical safety...

By which I mean posting a gif where it is implied Yoda is fucking Luke in the ass, because that might be triggering on a "comedy" website.
 
White Devil said:
Just how ugly is this troon? I never saw.
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So the return to normalcy is in full swing. The yikesaroo thread got removed, then put back, but locked and OP permabanned now because it was making fun of the mods too much and pointing out they hid the obvious about lowtax for years. Only updates now will be about the sale that will never happen.
 
At most they'll get a tripey announcement to the effect of "this community is way too important (wouldn't you literally go to war for it?), we willl keep posting because we are better people than Lowtax and we will not let him ruin it. be excellent to each other". Maybe a dozen or so goons will autoban, and everything will go back to normal. Any further mention of the drama or any criticism of the staff will be bannable. Burt Sexual will come back to post more photos of his boat and hot teenage daughter.
 
plattschwanz said:
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The New Effort was Hangly's Hangout.
Long live Fart Ask

For those that don't know, Hangly showed one of his designs for a client on TNE since he's a freelance graphics designer iirc. One of the OG Sasstronauts Stallman said "fart ask" since the artwork was supposed to read Far East on Hangly's design but the letters r, e and t of the font were really weirdly designed and hard to read. Everyone had a good laugh and Hangly got a bit mad that his professional work got dunked on so easily. ~el fin~
 
Coolio55 said:
The LF offsites where "The rhizzone", "postplace" and "WDDP"
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Between them all, I wonder exactly how many government law enforcement agencies have actively investigated something from SA.

The LF guy who scammed commies into giving him money for pants because he said he was super fat and couldn't afford pants and then disappeared with the goon money will never make me not laugh. Bro Aziz, if you're still out there, godspeed.

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Something Awful said:
At most they'll get a tripey announcement to the effect of "this community is way too important (wouldn't you literally go to war for it?), we willl keep posting because we are better people than Lowtax and we will not let him ruin it. be excellent to each other". Maybe a dozen or so goons will autoban, and everything will go back to normal. Any further mention of the drama or any criticism of the staff will be bannable. Burt Sexual will come back to post more photos of his boat and hot teenage daughter.
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Lowtax will nuke the site if they don’t start paying out again.
 
AnOminous said:
He should do one last ban wave of every single mod and admin and then let anarchy rein until the lights go off.
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Clear the banlist and reinstate all accounts, then ban all moderators. Just put up a public patreon that pays for the server bills, when it dries up the site goes offline.

The first SA thing SA would have done in 15 years.
 
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