Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Ghostse]

Could you imagine spending your money to buy a website where you had to deal with these people on a daily basis?

Yes. Because you could then ban each and everyone one of them.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Yes. Because you could then ban each and everyone one of them.

personally id rather have hundreds of thousands of dollars

 

[northstar747]

Eric Balm invests

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

It's staying right on my head, bitch.

So, you’re saying it’s already all the way up there.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Who knew that Jeffrey was the problem all along?

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Just like lowcash, Jeff and his buttcoin bucks will never realize that pandering to looney troons will yield nothing but more scorn and demands. Look at how Lowtax took shit from that Barney troon.

 

[Ghostse]

personally id rather have hundreds of thousands of dollars

I mean sure, but I'm assuming we're talking wealth levels where a yearly Goldbelly Platinum unlimited membership is a rounding error on the spread sheet.

Plus you could probably just ban them and get $10 as they rereg since we've learned "literally abusing your wife" is not a deal killer for these people.

I mean, we've learned the SA patreon is potentially worth $180,000. Your $1 million investment pays for itself in 5 years.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Just like lowcash, Jeff and his buttcoin bucks will never realize that pandering to looney troons will yield nothing but more scorn and demands. Look at how Lowtax took shit from that Barney troon.

Or Shmorky.

 

[School of Fish]

You figured out exposure therapy and did the right thing for yourself.

In my opinion this is a good thing because it helps you see what's the truth and what's total bullshit then.

 

[repentance]

Nothing says "we've gotten older and outgrown edgy humour" like spamming goatse and dick pics.

 

[Pissmaster]

Just like lowcash, Jeff and his buttcoin bucks will never realize that pandering to looney troons will yield nothing but more scorn and demands. Look at how Lowtax took shit from that Barney troon.

For everyone new to this thread, this is the Barney troon, AKA CascadeBeta:

That guy managed to get Lowtax to grovel to him, and he still left to go be a mod on Bread & Roses or whatever.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Yes. Because you could then ban each and everyone one of them.

If only...

 

[AnOminous]

So, you’re saying it’s already all the way up there.

I had to think about that a few seconds before I realized I was owned.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't understand Lowtax deleting that front page article if he's handing over the site anyway? I mean lol get rekt furfags etc but that's not the point.

 

[repentance]

I don't understand Lowtax deleting that front page article if he's handing over the site anyway? I mean lol get rekt furfags etc but that's not the point.

I expect he did it just to remind people that he still owns the forums for now.

A lot of people complained about that article, so he appeased some of the professional whiners even though that wasn't his intention.

 

[White Devil]

Even though Lowtax is a shit eating leftie, I don't think even he could ever stomach furries.

 

[diroama]

Even though Lowtax is a shit eating leftie, I don't think even he could ever stomach furries.

Yeah but, he has, for several years.

 

[White Devil]

Yeah but, he has, for several years.

Well besides the one he let watch his kids. Alone.

 

[repentance]

Yeah but, he has, for several years.

He's got no reason to tolerate furries, or troons, or any other "marginalised" group which bullied him into accommodating them now, though.

 

[piss challenge]

Could you imagine spending your money to buy a website where you had to deal with these people on a daily basis?

i absolutely would, if I could freely call them faggots, trannies, and retards.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I don't understand Lowtax deleting that front page article if he's handing over the site anyway? I mean lol get rekt furfags etc but that's not the point.

Pretty sure it's just a final fuck you at what his userbase has become. If he could he'd probably just nuke the whole site in revenge, but his source of income has been destroyed and whatever Jeffrey is offering him, he'll need down the line. So this is really all he can do to lash out.