Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[GethN7]

I remember skimming Dave McGuire's webcomic now and then, but these days he's just another example of how every prominent SA goon that hasn't vanished or what have you is like this

Goons spent a decade or more having locked themselves in cages of self-aware irony, laughing at 'idiots', repressing natural human desires to enjoy and say and believe unreasonable things but goons bottle up those feelings and then years later they burst and overdo it, turning into the sort of over-the-top nutjobs they used to mock on the forums, and now they are the kind of people who seriously talk about how capitalism drains the mana from their mystical spiritual crystal buttplug or whatevers.

The fuck is this idiocy?

I am aware of no occult belief that says capitalism makes magic crystals less effective.

Where (besides their ass) is this moron getting this shit?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Trooning out causes brain damage. That's where it's from.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

RIP Martin Random, felled by a combo of fag mod + troons.

 

[northstar747]

who is martin random?

 

[Bees]

who is martin random?

A whitehouse insider close enough to the oval office he smelled Dick Cheney.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Alternately an extremely talented liar/storyteller.

 

[northstar747]

oh was he the one who posted those funny stories about rice checking her stocks and chenny just waiting a few good beats before he laughted?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yes. I like to think the guy went on and became qanon.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Turns out that not only is Brown Moses a paid shill for the US State Department and CIA, he also gets paid by a think-tank funded by the UAE. Now that's what I call quality, impartial journalism.

http://www.atlanticcouncil.org/about/experts/list/eliot-higgins

But no, they don't fund him... Except when they pay him for writing "reports".

 

[Ghostse]

Turns out that not only is Brown Moses a paid shill for the US State Department and CIA, he also gets paid by a think-tank funded by the UAE. Now that's what I call quality, impartial journalism.

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http://www.atlanticcouncil.org/about/experts/list/eliot-higgins

But no, they don't fund him... Except when they pay him for writing "reports".

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Nigga still doesn't speak any of the primary languages spoken in the countries he "reports" on.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Mark Ames was the editor of the Exile and is supremely salty that people keep bringing up that he bragged about fucking underaged prostitutes and threatened to fire his female employees unless he let them fuck them in the ass. Considering the Exile had about as much journalistic integrity as you average medium.com article, it's safe to say he's full of shit.

The Russians shut down the Exile and booted him out quite a while ago; even they don't want him around.

Brown Moses has caused the Russians considerable public headache by proving they lied about that airliner that was shot down in Ukraine and some other stuff, so I am amazed he hasn't been mysteriously injected with polonium or novichok. They really really want him to shut up and go away.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Brown Moses has caused the Russians considerable public headache by proving they lied about that airliner that was shot down in Ukraine and some other stuff, so I am amazed he hasn't been mysteriously injected with polonium or novichok. They really really want him to shut up and go away.

They don't give a shit about him, he's just a useful idiot for the state department to leak information through and Russia knows it.

 

[Ghostse]

Brown Moses has caused the Russians considerable public headache by proving they lied about that airliner that was shot down in Ukraine

Lol dis nigga.
If by "proving" you mean making posts on forums saying "Hey can someone how knows what the fuck their doing do my 'journalism' for me so I can collect asspats and questionable funding?" and repeating research that was done by other journalists and parties with little to no attribution, then yes. He proved the shit out of lots of things.

 

[Anime is Blood]

Lol dis nigga.
If by "proving" you mean making posts on forums saying "Hey can someone how knows what the fuck their doing do my 'journalism' for me so I can collect asspats and questionable funding?" and repeating research that was done by other journalists and parties with little to no attribution, then yes. He proved the shit out of lots of things.

When the Syrian Civil War first started you would see livestreams linked in GBS/D&D and that fat goon would be in the chat demanding the contact information of the streamers. He built his reputation by harassing the shit out of people while they were being bombed then profiting off of them.

Also none of the people that claim that he, personally, is exposing lies or doing hard hitting journalism mention the actual people that 100% of this information comes from. It's okay though I'm sure he pays them some of the money heahahahaha

 

[Terrorist]

RIP Martin Random, felled by a combo of fag mod + troons.

lol i loved that guy, proof that goons would believe anything if you were glib and used big words occasionally

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

But enough about goon communists.

 

[DuckSucker]

Yeah I'm guessing a majority are 25+. The problem is that goons like kids too much.

I checked him out, googled his username and this guy is an absolute riot. E/N is full of threads like, "yes, you are a goon, you are a fucked up fuck-up, get help," but this one is like, "Fuck, even we're not gonna touch this. You need a professional".

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831246

Here's one of his responses in that thread:

"Well, philosophically speaking I've yet to see how you can prove a negative on empirical grounds and the concept of "me-having-raped-my-sister" isn't inherently contradictory. But then, I'm highly rationalist as of now so I like to think that if I had a clear idea of history it would be contradictory. The idea is that she was overwhelmingly uncomfortable living in the same house as myself and so her husband would be guilty of leaving her in an overwhelmingly uncomfortable situation."

 

[BlueSpark]

Jose is basically telling him to disguise that he's a pedophile by making a new account.

M O D S K N E W

 

[northstar747]

I 've seen a pedo use the ebophile or how ever you spell it in regards to Reddit jailbait thing and he scored a ban. I don't feel like screen capping on my phone but in qcs a goon posted about merging a few political threads in D&D resulting in the sad brains making them unreadable

FAU probatted him

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

SA is basically a lost cause outside of the gaming forums, which, while not great, still manage to at least be better than Reddit or the forums of a lot of major gaming websites.