Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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How the fuck is there still SA drama, the well should be dry, or it should at least all be about troon shenis
His hottest thread in the post-Toilets incarnation was about groverhaus, and that shit is so old, troons won't even groom it. No one cares about cspam drama except other cspam posters until it boils over into RL violence, and all the pederasts are shielded from scrutiny so, man, it really is a mystery.  Punk Goon is Dead.
 
No Detroit had value once, SA is more like one of those shitty tiny towns that had one or two famous people living in it and made money purely from letting retards pay 10 bux to visit their home.
Eh SA was funny once.

saying that reminds me of what mat and trey parker said about the 1980 movie "heavy metal" yeah its great movie you just need to be "14" and it has to be 1980.

I wonder what happened to Ozma
 
No Detroit had value once, SA is more like one of those shitty tiny towns that had one or two famous people living in it and made money purely from letting retards pay 10 bux to visit their home.
No, the Detroit comparison is very appropriate. SA was one of the venerable ones and was at the cutting edge of shit in the early years of modern internet. But these days, nobody's using it as their personal launchpad like back in the day many a popular person now did. Much like Detroit; was killed by mismanagement, stagnation and competition that simply did what made the place popular better. People still have nostalgia to the old days but nobody wants to go there anymore because it's populated by insane people who will try to jump on you the moment you look at them the wrong way.
 
No, the Detroit comparison is very appropriate. SA was one of the venerable ones and was at the cutting edge of shit in the early years of modern internet. But these days, nobody's using it as their personal launchpad like back in the day many a popular person now did. Much like Detroit; was killed by mismanagement, stagnation and competition that simply did what made the place popular better. People still have nostalgia to the old days but nobody wants to go there anymore because it's populated by insane people who will try to jump on you the moment you look at them the wrong way.
And just like the actual city of Detroit that looks scary and run down, nobody wants to go back to a now decaying Web 1.0 website anymore because of how bleak it looks anyway.
 
And just like the actual city of Detroit that looks scary and run down, nobody wants to go back to a now decaying Web 1.0 website anymore because of how bleak it looks anyway.
Except for the Ruin Porn fucks. I guess that's us in SA's case, isn't it?
 
Not worth posting all THREE PAGES of screencaps but there is a miniature revolt occurring the in the tabletop games/board games thread because the mod for the page (a 60 year old negress with chronic pain who's obsessed with racism, sexism, and covid what are the odds) stepped down because she was such a shitty fucking moderator with trigger finger for questionable probates and No Fun Allowed trolling that wouldn't have even qualified as trolling 10 years ago.

The thread is filled with faggots using no punctuation to DEMAND ANSWERS from admins about why they hate women and niggers. It's really something special to behold.

Here's a taste:

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The racism and sexism problem this limp-wristed homo is speaking of? Um. Unsure. People talking about fucking retarded board games that deal with (not even close to glorify) colonialism? One of the most successful kickstarted board games of all time that has vaguely sexualized miniatures and edgy artwork? Take your pick! The thread is so bad it could be featured on the farms, obviously.
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It's fun checking in on a thread that is mostly dead except when drama erupts thanks to current year SA users doing what they do best: being retarded.

EDIT: link to the thread because I am also retarded - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989138&perpage=40&pagenumber=115
 
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Not worth posting all THREE PAGES of screencaps but there is a miniature revolt occurring the in the tabletop games/board games thread because the mod for the page (a 60 year old negress with chronic pain who's obsessed with racism, sexism, and covid what are the odds) stepped down because she was such a shitty fucking moderator with trigger finger for questionable probates and No Fun Allowed trolling that wouldn't have even qualified as trolling 10 years ago.

The thread is filled with faggots using no punctuation to DEMAND ANSWERS from admins about why they hate women and niggers. It's really something special to behold.

Here's a taste:

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The racism and sexism problem this limp-wristed homo is speaking of? Um. Unsure. People talking about fucking retarded board games that deal with (not even close to glorify) colonialism? One of the most successful kickstarted board games of all time that has vaguely sexualized miniatures and edgy artwork? Take your pick! The thread is so bad it could be featured on the farms, obviously.
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It's fun checking in on a thread that is mostly dead except when drama erupts thanks to current year SA users doing what they do best: being retarded.

Link to the thread of those of who are lazy and/or have known the touch of a woman.
 
Not worth posting all THREE PAGES of screencaps but there is a miniature revolt occurring the in the tabletop games/board games thread because the mod for the page (a 60 year old negress with chronic pain who's obsessed with racism, sexism, and covid what are the odds) stepped down because she was such a shitty fucking moderator with trigger finger for questionable probates and No Fun Allowed trolling that wouldn't have even qualified as trolling 10 years ago.

The thread is filled with faggots using no punctuation to DEMAND ANSWERS from admins about why they hate women and niggers. It's really something special to behold.

Here's a taste:

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The racism and sexism problem this limp-wristed homo is speaking of? Um. Unsure. People talking about fucking retarded board games that deal with (not even close to glorify) colonialism? One of the most successful kickstarted board games of all time that has vaguely sexualized miniatures and edgy artwork? Take your pick! The thread is so bad it could be featured on the farms, obviously.
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It's fun checking in on a thread that is mostly dead except when drama erupts thanks to current year SA users doing what they do best: being retarded.
I think what it comes down to is that they have to be the heroes of their stories, and heroes need something to fight against. Absent a life of difficulty (talking on an online forum about Stratego probably doesn't qualify) they have invented their own monsters to slay, an evil empire for them to fire photon torpedoes at. Who else but the moderators? Also, major props to Bottom Liner for making up a reason for her dismissal and then getting extra pissed off at it. Sixteen years on the forums, which makes me assume that they're older than fourteen, which is when I might expect to see someone use that kind of bullshit.
 
does it make you gay if your partner is trans or is that racist to even ask? how many levels does a butt have to be hurt besides the fundamental?
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Ugh why did i have to look at that furfag‘s twitter? At 450 pounds of course an ersatz girl is the only thing that will let you touch it. « i am so debased snd disgusting i can’t even feel shame anymore. owned. »
The 0451 thing is a video game reference


i mean technically it’s a reference to Fahrenheit 451 but specifically 0451 is a reference to video games and I’m betting this dude has never read a book
 
It reminds me of ResetERA and their notorious bans for "dismissing concerns of" whatever ism/obia the other poster was shrieking about by telling them maybe it's not as bad as they say. Thus it becomes an expressly bannable offence to not only not be utterly hysterical about everything, but also to be any less hysterical than any other poster. It's a remarkable way of distilling high-purity crazy, you just boil all the sanity off until you're left with the real hard stuff. Like when Stalin would get 30-minute standing ovations for his speeches because the KGB would drag away whoever was the first to stop clapping.

SA managed the same thing without needing the mods and forum rules to guide it. It's impressive, the same way that the Charge of the Light Brigade was impressive.
Love it, same thing happens all the time over at RPG.net too. Even using the same code phrases like "dismissing concerns of" and "both sides-ing". Ban the doom posters with one hand, and concern trolls with the other, double-wielding those banhammers like John Fucking Henry.
 
No, the Detroit comparison is very appropriate. SA was one of the venerable ones and was at the cutting edge of shit in the early years of modern internet. But these days, nobody's using it as their personal launchpad like back in the day many a popular person now did. Much like Detroit; was killed by mismanagement, stagnation and competition that simply did what made the place popular better. People still have nostalgia to the old days but nobody wants to go there anymore because it's populated by insane people who will try to jump on you the moment you look at them the wrong way.
SA is more akin to Yahoo!, once a big deal but nowadays few people know it exists.

CSPAM tankies should be forced to live in communist china. That way everyone is happy.
Gweilos are useful tools until they fuck up and mention tiananmen square or some shit.
 
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