Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The Grognard said:
Don't forget threads in every single subforum that are about whining about "problematic" elements in their respective areas of interest. You have them in TFR, where they gather up a list of problematic companies and send bitchy emails at them; You have them in SAS where they bitch about sportsball broadcasters failing to suck [flavor of the month virtue signaller]'s dick hard enough; You have them in Traditional Games where they bitch about there being nerds who aren't of the bugman mold in the hobby; and of course the obligatory threads about how not writing tumblr-tier genderwank is fascism in every subforum dedicated to any medium of media.
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Brain Problems said:
This is so spot on. I think the only thread I haven't seen get shitted up with goons clambering over themselves to virtue signal is the Simpsons Crap Memes thread. It remains blessedly pure and since most if not all are stolen from other sites, has hints of wrongthink that would be bannable anywhere else on the site.
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theres a handfull of threads w/ problematic humor thatre still fun b/c every one involved understands u gotta fly under the radar, it also helps when every one is selfaware enough to know that laffing on the internet about about if a retard can be trans aint supposed to be a grand political statement to get huffy about

so many of the threads i used to read for funny clips of ppl getting hit in the dick turned into one post of content and pages of slapfihgting over the politics of the person getting hit in the dick or how itd be better if he was a cop. boooooo riiiiing, no wonder i started goin here for when i want to see stuff thats actually funny
 
Brain Problems said:
Contrarianism and hypochondria is helluva mix, son.
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It's this. Leftoids hate their political opponents so much they'll get a dangerous and ineffective gene therapy 4-5x per year just to own the Right. It's not about what works, it's about doing the opposite of the chuds.
 
quoted post is lol and pathetic (I can't remember if this was the same goons whose therapist suggested his wife go stay be herself lmao) but the reply is just sad and fairly telling as well
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RandomBlue's wife please leave this idiot and get some freedom.
 
Spunt said:
Even in Bongland everything's back to normal, nobody wears a mask, everything's open, and this is a country where you need a loicense to wipe your arse. Most of the rest of Europe is the same. We're just riding out Omicron because it's no more deadly than the flu.

Why the fuck are so many American bugmen dressing like astronauts just to wash their cars?
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They're LARPing that they live in their promised land of China.
 
The Grognard said:
Someone sent me this on a Discord server and now you get to see it too.

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Honest hate, that's probably what I'd say. Just not in such a fucking awkward :spergin: way.
Then I'd go for the double kill by mentioning the extremely distasteful ribbing of the voice actor of Peter Pan who was chewed up and spat out by disney. PWNT.

Also, "hot fox girl"? This nigga can't even remember which furry he's supposed to be jackin' it to anymore. It's all a blur.
 
Vapewizard said:
Honestly this in particular just boggles my mind. Like in theory I can understand the logic behind being afraid of enclosed public spaces with other people such as grocery stores but why are they afraid of wide open outdoor spaces without any people around?
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The thing is, whenever I see people wearing masks, they're always outdoors and by themselves, almost never in indoors spaces.
 
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Big Nasty said:
The think is, whenever I see people wearing masks, they're always outdoors and by themselves, almost never in indoors spaces.
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It's purely performative attention seeking bullshit. They're not quite delusional enough to troon-out and think going outside looking like Baron Harkonnen dressed in a school-girl outfit is a good idea, but wearing unnecessary PPE? That's about their speed.
 
Vapewizard said:
Honestly this in particular just boggles my mind. Like in theory I can understand the logic behind being afraid of enclosed public spaces with other people such as grocery stores but why are they afraid of wide open outdoor spaces without any people around?
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I wish I'd saved the picture of some plebbitor or something crying that some kid leaned out of the passenger side of a pickup truck and yelled "take off your mask you dumb freak you're outside" or something of that nature. Kids are evil little fucks these days. I once didn't shave for three days and was in Costco or something and some kid just out of the blue said "great shave buddy" and walked past me and I was flummoxed. Little fucker.

Well what was I supposed to do? Yell back well then fuck you you little bastard? I mean you just can't win that.
 
AnOminous said:
I wish I'd saved the picture of some plebbitor or something crying that some kid leaned out of the passenger side of a pickup truck and yelled "take off your mask you dumb freak you're outside" or something of that nature. Kids are evil little fucks these days. I once didn't shave for three days and was in Costco or something and some kid just out of the blue said "great shave buddy" and walked past me and I was flummoxed. Little fucker.

Well what was I supposed to do? Yell back well then fuck you you little bastard? I mean you just can't win that.
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"You checkin' out all the guys, or just me?"
 
AnOminous said:
I wish I'd saved the picture of some plebbitor or something crying that some kid leaned out of the passenger side of a pickup truck and yelled "take off your mask you dumb freak you're outside" or something of that nature. Kids are evil little fucks these days. I once didn't shave for three days and was in Costco or something and some kid just out of the blue said "great shave buddy" and walked past me and I was flummoxed. Little fucker.

Well what was I supposed to do? Yell back well then fuck you you little bastard? I mean you just can't win that.
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Did you mean to post this in the "things about my life no one gives a fuck about" thread?
 
Some of the greatest hits from B+R's What made you a Troon thread. They use the cracked egg metaphor which I suppose works better since these are very broken people. These two in particular:

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