Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Manah said:
Uh oh! Somebody had a little too much to drink last night! But Smythe edited some of his posts before anyone could see what they were about. What could he be hiding? Let's follow the trail and find out the answer to this mystery TOGETHER!!!

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Well a 35-40 year old man dating a zoomer isnt that weird! There's a range of ages. It could ALMOST be appropriate!

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Around the age of his reg date in 2003, but younger than 'Stephanie from LazyTown'.

Okay gang let's put on our math hats and figure this one out!

The first actress for Stephanie, Julianna Maurillo, was born in 1991 and is 30.

Hm, well that's not very close to 2003 so that's probably not it. So let's count down from here!

The next one is 20 year old Chloe Lang, 21 years old and born in 2001!


Well that does seem a little bit closer. So let's take the evidence we've got and try to figure out how old Smyth's girlfriend might be!

She'd be about.... Oh... oh no.

Brought to you by a friend of a friend who is on some goon discord where cspam dipshits slapfight. If nothing else, troons sure have the 'catty drama' part of femininity down.
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SA mods and pedophilia go together like peanut butter and jelly.
 
Robust User said:
Wasn't louisgod an admin or mod?

edit: screencap is from the trump thread in cspam.
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LIG is basically trolling them.

His dad isnt doing a wrong thing, he s just doing it incorrectly.

Yug the best goon would troll Facts are useless with the whole. "well if police are facist race murders shouldnt people have guns or isnt people dont need guys because the police protect them?"

Goons want it both ways like how hookers are respectible but johns are scum, I still laugh at the troll in E/N who did the whole sex work autistic whore in a cow suit shit.

They really tied themselves into knots over that.
 
northstar747 said:
I still laugh at jonpop getting banned over and over again because he fucks prostitutes, all while goons will reciete sex work is work, but john talk is wrong.
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Goons are jealous of Johns because Johns typically get laid on the regular with reasonably attractive women. Goons, even when they (rarely) have normal relationships do not get to do that too often; or at all, for that matter.
 
FunPosting101 said:
Goons are jealous of Johns because Johns typically get laid on the regular with reasonably attractive women. Goons, even when they (rarely) have normal relationships do not get to do that too often; or at all, for that matter.
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Plus Johns have money to spend on things they like.
 
From The Uncanny Valley said:
Plus Johns have money to spend on things they like.
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Goons have money though, either through welfare, a computer janitor job or some sort of make-work job invented in one of the far-left shitholes they insist on living in. They're just complete morons with money who waste it on conspicuous consumption bullshit rather than saving/investing it and spending some of the excess on things that they would actually enjoy.

JonPop(or however his name was capitalized) knew how to make better use of his money than the average goon.
 
Rut row! https://www.revolt.tv/article/2022-05-17/169367/payton-gendrons-family-blames-covid/
What does the covid thread think?
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some goons say THE RACIST MEDIA is just making them look bad though:
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Something Awful said:
The Firing Range (gun forum) moderator* Cyrano4747 having a normal one. He probated over 50 random people with this insightful message:

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* Cyrano was formerly an administrator, but was demoted to moderator after his contemplations of getting blowjobs from infants came to light.
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It's like an unfiltered look into his mind, and his mind just loops between lefty mantras and blind aimless frustration, whilst abusing the tiny amount of power he has over anyone at all
 
Pissmaster said:
It's like an unfiltered look into his mind, and his mind just loops between lefty mantras and blind aimless frustration, whilst abusing the tiny amount of power he has over anyone at all
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It must be pretty frustrating to have his political views constantly running aground on the shores of reality.
 
What happened to TFR? I used to be active on SA and was most active during my guntwink days in like fucking 2009. I got banned for making fun of goons calling those marble hornets videos of people walking through the woods the "scariest shit ever" and never came back around like 2010.
Ive had a morbid feeling to touch base with some of the people I knew from back then to see whats up and lmao the forum got deleted? I think the IRC is gone too. Cant find shit on google.
 
F-$117 Stealth Jew said:
What happened to TFR? I used to be active on SA and was most active during my guntwink days in like fucking 2009. I got banned for making fun of goons calling those marble hornets videos of people walking through the woods the "scariest shit ever" and never came back around like 2010.
Ive had a morbid feeling to touch base with some of the people I knew from back then to see whats up and lmao the forum got deleted? I think the IRC is gone too. Cant find shit on google.
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Same thing that happened to the rest of SA. Radical commie NEETs took over. It happened successively as each new shooting got pushed and the D&D radicals invaded TFR to make the posters there prostate themselves before the altar of Correct Opinions for daring to own guns.
 
F-$117 Stealth Jew said:
What happened to TFR? I used to be active on SA and was most active during my guntwink days in like fucking 2009. I got banned for making fun of goons calling those marble hornets videos of people walking through the woods the "scariest shit ever" and never came back around like 2010.
Ive had a morbid feeling to touch base with some of the people I knew from back then to see whats up and lmao the forum got deleted? I think the IRC is gone too. Cant find shit on google.
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All the good posters left around the time you did and there weren't any good posts anymore. Mishaco has a youtube channel but I can't stand his voice. If you come over to the Guntuber thread here you'll find a lot of us are old TFR posters.
 
Yeah I think I stopped being active when Mishaco had been around for a year or so.

And yeah that seems like what I expected. My favorite thing to do with those kind of goons was be obnoxioisly pro gun and post pictures of my CZ91 and stuff and when they started trying to call me conservative or a dumb American id drop that I live in Canada and watch them try to continue their argument while also not insulting Canada in any way since every liberal Goon loved to hold Canada up as some sort of magic wonderland where everything was always logical and right.

Tbh idk who would pay 10 dollars to join a forum in 2022. I feel like most people dont even know what a forum is anymore.

Ill check out the guntuber thread but im not nearly as into guns as I used to be. Its a lot harder to enjoy it these days up here.
 
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Being this absolutely doomer brained must be fucking exhausting

They stuck the weird guy with the giant bane mask in a closet or something:
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I don't know why I found this one so funny but I did
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