Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Coolio55 said:
Listen buddy, those html5 2d 16-bit indie games aren't getting any less hardware intensive. I just upgraded to 64GB of ram so I could play Sapphy Trans Adventures 5: You Aren't Donating Enough to my Patreon.
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Didn't think I'd run into another STA5 fan on the farms! Maybe I need to upgrade as well, despite pumping all my stats into e-grifting (protip: disabled perk doubles your income when combined with e-grift) and HRT, I'm still getting premature game overs on 41% of my runs.
 
Uh oh! Somebody had a little too much to drink last night! But Smythe edited some of his posts before anyone could see what they were about. What could he be hiding? Let's follow the trail and find out the answer to this mystery TOGETHER!!!

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Well a 35-40 year old man dating a zoomer isnt that weird! There's a range of ages. It could ALMOST be appropriate!

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Around the age of his reg date in 2003, but younger than 'Stephanie from LazyTown'.

Okay gang let's put on our math hats and figure this one out!

The first actress for Stephanie, Julianna Maurillo, was born in 1991 and is 30.

Hm, well that's not very close to 2003 so that's probably not it. So let's count down from here!

The next one is 20 year old Chloe Lang, 21 years old and born in 2001!


Well that does seem a little bit closer. So let's take the evidence we've got and try to figure out how old Smyth's girlfriend might be!

She'd be about.... Oh... oh no.

Brought to you by a friend of a friend who is on some goon discord where cspam dipshits slapfight. If nothing else, troons sure have the 'catty drama' part of femininity down.
 
Manah said:
Uh oh! Somebody had a little too much to drink last night! But Smythe edited some of his posts before anyone could see what they were about. What could he be hiding? Let's follow the trail and find out the answer to this mystery TOGETHER!!!

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Well a 35-40 year old man dating a zoomer isnt that weird! There's a range of ages. It could ALMOST be appropriate!

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Around the age of his reg date in 2003, but younger than 'Stephanie from LazyTown'.

Okay gang let's put on our math hats and figure this one out!

The first actress for Stephanie, Julianna Maurillo, was born in 1991 and is 30.

Hm, well that's not very close to 2003 so that's probably not it. So let's count down from here!

The next one is 20 year old Chloe Lang, 21 years old and born in 2001!


Well that does seem a little bit closer. So let's take the evidence we've got and try to figure out how old Smyth's girlfriend might be!

She'd be about.... Oh... oh no.

Brought to you by a friend of a friend who is on some goon discord where cspam dipshits slapfight. If nothing else, troons sure have the 'catty drama' part of femininity down.
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Oh stop it, when have there ever been any pedo mods on SA?
 
H3LLH4MM3R666 said:
What? No, the site only existed for about a year before 9/11. And on the day it happened they made a Yakkitey sax video about it
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The site had been up for 2 years.

Yakety Sax video remixes didn't exist til almost a year after 9/11 here's the original thread:


Yes the original 9/11 thread was very political and serious and it was one of the major catalysts for the creation of D&D which was made so that political sperging would not affect the whole site. But over time politics leaked into everything anyways, mostly due to the efforts of leftist mods and admins.
 
Wow, I knew Smythe was a retard who's mentally stuck in 2002, but didn't realize that extended to being an out-and-proud borderline-pedophile. "my zoomer bride lol". Jesus fucking christ.
 
northstar747 said:
Hmm

What happens when people point out vaxxed people getting it?
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at least for the cspam freaks they admit the vaxx doesn't work...the only thing that can keep you safe from a deadly virus that could cripple you at any moment (despite real survival rates) is wearing a respirator to go outside and duct taping furnace filters to box fans.
 
Manah said:
Uh oh! Somebody had a little too much to drink last night! But Smythe edited some of his posts before anyone could see what they were about. What could he be hiding? Let's follow the trail and find out the answer to this mystery TOGETHER!!!

View attachment 3286529

Well a 35-40 year old man dating a zoomer isnt that weird! There's a range of ages. It could ALMOST be appropriate!

View attachment 3286532

Around the age of his reg date in 2003, but younger than 'Stephanie from LazyTown'.

Okay gang let's put on our math hats and figure this one out!

The first actress for Stephanie, Julianna Maurillo, was born in 1991 and is 30.

Hm, well that's not very close to 2003 so that's probably not it. So let's count down from here!

The next one is 20 year old Chloe Lang, 21 years old and born in 2001!


Well that does seem a little bit closer. So let's take the evidence we've got and try to figure out how old Smyth's girlfriend might be!

She'd be about.... Oh... oh no.

Brought to you by a friend of a friend who is on some goon discord where cspam dipshits slapfight. If nothing else, troons sure have the 'catty drama' part of femininity down.
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A SA mod grooming underaged girls? There's no precedent there.
 
ReformedGoon said:
at least for the cspam freaks they admit the vaxx doesn't work...the only thing that can keep you safe from a deadly virus that could cripple you at any moment (despite real survival rates) is wearing a respirator to go outside and duct taping furnace filters to box fans.
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I wear after reading parts of the Buffalo, NY shooters mastifso you think he was a something awful goon. A commie, then populist leftest, vaxxed maxxed, and insane about always wearing the respirators/COVID in general (and still got COVID).

The only thing was that he was too young to care about SA.
 
Kochmess said:
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Question for the oldfags who haven't joined the 41% yet, was SA always this autistic, unfunny and politically obsessed?
No wonder Lowtax killed himself.
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If this was posted on 2003-4 era SA it'd be exactly the same except the first paragraph would have a rape joke in it. Goons back then didn't care about rape as a punchline and a lot of the now-memory holed goon artifacts from the era reflect it.

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Nigger Respecter said:
I'm sure there's plenty of young people on SA now. You're gonna tell me the thousands of hours the mods have spent grooming tweens on Discord is gonna just go to waste?
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How long ago was the Dangan Romper thing? If it drew in a bunch of weeb teens then, they'd likely be young weeb adults now.
 
ducktales4gameboy said:
If this was posted on 2003-4 era SA it'd be exactly the same except the first paragraph would have a rape joke in it. Goons back then didn't care about rape as a punchline and a lot of the now-memory holed goon artifacts from the era reflect it.

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I love these edited strips, wish there were more than the handful we have
 
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Dafuqisdis? said:
9/11 is what introduced politics to the site in a big way. Debate and Discussion was created to isolate it and not make the other boards a no fun zone but it didn't work.
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It wasn’t 9/11, it was the Iraq war when SA got political, around 2007 or so, although in retrospect you could see it coming around 2004
 
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