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I get the strong gut feeling that the goon glad-handed Artemis because she's portrayed as a smol bean androgyne lesbian in that game Hades. I wonder if he'd change his tune knowing that Demeter is usually portrayed as a little girl.

Greek gods are the Kardashians of the pantheons "fr fr"
 
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Question for the oldfags who haven't joined the 41% yet, was SA always this autistic, unfunny and politically obsessed?
No wonder Lowtax killed himself.
Not an oldfag, but you should see the New Vegas thread. Every other page that go into seething rants about the Legion or talk about how they jerked off as they killed Caesar. Like they genuinely despise the Legion and forget they're just a group of video game baddies. It's weird how obsessive they are and always have to make sure that when the faction is mentioned, they put an aside to ensure they despise the Legion and love to play as female Couriers to wipe them all out.
 
Not an oldfag, but you should see the New Vegas thread. Every other page that go into seething rants about the Legion or talk about how they jerked off as they killed Caesar. Like they genuinely despise the Legion and forget they're just a group of video game baddies. It's weird how obsessive they are and always have to make sure that when the faction is mentioned, they put an aside to ensure they despise the Legion and love to play as female Couriers to wipe them all out.
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I get edgy teenagers doing this kinda stuff, but they're boomers.
Then again, I wouldn't be surprised one bit if the overlap between troons and baby fetishists turned out to be high as fuck.
 
Not an oldfag, but you should see the New Vegas thread. Every other page that go into seething rants about the Legion or talk about how they jerked off as they killed Caesar. Like they genuinely despise the Legion and forget they're just a group of video game baddies. It's weird how obsessive they are and always have to make sure that when the faction is mentioned, they put an aside to ensure they despise the Legion and love to play as female Couriers to wipe them all out.
The legion is gay and cringe but they're so ideologically poisoned that they can't understand why. It's not because they're authoritarian, it's because they're hypocrites. Caesar extending his life with high technology while preaching deprivation is supposed to show you that they're not practicing what they preach.
 
The legion is gay and cringe but they're so ideologically poisoned that they can't understand why. It's not because they're authoritarian, it's because they're hypocrites. Caesar extending his life with high technology while preaching deprivation is supposed to show you that they're not practicing what they preach.
I mean you're not wrong, but that's not really the point I'm making. The thread can't mention the Legion without having a spergout about fascists and sexism and how they get boners when they think about Legion members dying. Shit's weird and obsessive.
 
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Question for the oldfags who haven't joined the 41% yet, was SA always this autistic, unfunny and politically obsessed?
No wonder Lowtax killed himself.
Believe it or not SA used to be not much different from kiwifarms. Check out the frontpage articles from the 2000s, each one features an "awful link of the day" which is usually some lolcow's personal website or myspace profile. The central thesis of the website was literally just laughing at stupid people on the internet. Helldump spent years doxxing people, certain subforums freely allowed slurs, etc
 
That post actually made me laugh because he isn't technically wrong. Like Bookmark said though, it's what makes them fun and furthermore why they're stories.
How can someone know so much yet understand so little? The whole point of the Greek pantheon was that the Greeks (and the Norse later on) saw their Gods as as flawed and dysfunctional as they were. Rather than take the Christian view that God is flawless and human sin is humanity's own fault, the Greeks explained the fallibility of mankind by positing that they were created and ruled by Gods that were flawed and immoral to begin with and created mankind in their image.

That of course is the complete opposite of the Abrahamic view of the divine which descends from Judaism which is descended from ancient Assyrian religions, which does in fact form the basis of Western theological and ethical thought. When he says that Greek Gods are "founding archetypes of the Western Theological canon" he is utterly wrong and because he's looking at it through a contemporary, white Western liberal lens (like all good Woke types, his attitude towards other cultures is to judge them by the standards of his own culture, which is the very definition of colonialist thinking) he totally misunderstands why the Greek gods were depicted the way that they are. I'm no Classical scholar but even I know this shit.

All the information, no understanding or insight. Goonery personified.
 
How can someone know so much yet understand so little? The whole point of the Greek pantheon was that the Greeks (and the Norse later on) saw their Gods as as flawed and dysfunctional as they were. Rather than take the Christian view that God is flawless and human sin is humanity's own fault, the Greeks explained the fallibility of mankind by positing that they were created and ruled by Gods that were flawed and immoral to begin with and created mankind in their image.

That of course is the complete opposite of the Abrahamic view of the divine which descends from Judaism which is descended from ancient Assyrian religions, which does in fact form the basis of Western theological and ethical thought. When he says that Greek Gods are "founding archetypes of the Western Theological canon" he is utterly wrong and because he's looking at it through a contemporary, white Western liberal lens (like all good Woke types, his attitude towards other cultures is to judge them by the standards of his own culture, which is the very definition of colonialist thinking) he totally misunderstands why the Greek gods were depicted the way that they are. I'm no Classical scholar but even I know this shit.

All the information, no understanding or insight. Goonery personified.
I'm just shocked he's comparing it to traditional "racist homophobic :qq: :qq:" Abrahamic values instead of the shitty superhero movies he doubtlessly consumes where Superman has to randomly do bad stuff to subvert everyone's expectations.
 
Question for the oldfags who haven't joined the 41% yet, was SA always this autistic, unfunny and politically obsessed?
No wonder Lowtax killed himself.
Autistic and unfunny? Yes.
Political? No.

Politics was a fringe thing, it was pure distilled nerdy autism though.
 
Even after 9/11 there seemed to be a while where politics took a back seat, and if it came up it was usually a joke. I remember lots of legitimately funny political takes during the Bush era. I remember libertarians being the butt of jokes a lot too. Something happened when Obama came into office though and everything got all serious.
 
Believe it or not SA used to be not much different from kiwifarms. Check out the frontpage articles from the 2000s, each one features an "awful link of the day" which is usually some lolcow's personal website or myspace profile. The central thesis of the website was literally just laughing at stupid people on the internet. Helldump spent years doxxing people, certain subforums freely allowed slurs, etc
that was when the forum had pretty broad appeal. they have spent the last few years running out anyone who isn't a government employee/contractor or some other kind of spook
 
Even after 9/11 there seemed to be a while where politics took a back seat, and if it came up it was usually a joke. I remember lots of legitimately funny political takes during the Bush era. I remember libertarians being the butt of jokes a lot too. Something happened when Obama came into office though and everything got all serious.
What happened is that the majority of prominent right-leaning posters "toxxed" (bet their account) on McCain winning the 2008 election, got banned en masse and didn't return. Then in 2011 thousands of Tumblrites signed up after Lowtax brought the paywall up on the only English language Let's Play of Dangan Ronpa, which had a massive following amongst Tumblr weebs. These people were met with hostility at first but dug in and started becoming mods. Koalas March was one of these people iirc. That's when the site went from left-leaning to full helicoptergender idpol.

Fast-forward to 2016, almost every prominent Dem on the site (thousands of posters iirc) did the same for Hillary in 2016, then the mods (for the first time ever) refused to endorse the bans. because Orange Man Bad. Lowtax intervened because that was a LOT of drugs and pie money to pass up and made them enforce them (though as regular bans, not permas as was customary). It was one of the first incidents to drive a wedge between Lowtax and the mods.
 
bored so going to spotlight a new absolute fucking loser from cspam. this is too easy and effectively shooting fish in a barrel but enjoy fellow kiwis:
This goon is a regular in the "biosphere collapse" thread. Which is like the covid thread but instead of locking themselves in their houses in fear of the china flu they lock themselves in their houses out of fear of climate change. You may think someone this afraid of the future of the earth would take steps to minimize their own energy usage, but FUCK THAT I need my vidya games! Owns an Nvidia 3090 GPU (incredibly power hungry card) and can't wait to upgrade to something that uses even more power:
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Afraid of cars and believes anyone who can afford a Tesla should use their money to Uber to work instead!
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Seemingly doesn't drive him/itself, it makes a lot of references to walking (obligatory respirator reference as well):
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IT'S OK WHEN I DO THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW BAD IT IS UNLIKE MY DUMB HICK NEIGHBORS!!!
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IT'S OK FOR ME BECAUSE I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE, UNLIKE THESE DUMB CHUDS WHO BUY THINGS ON AMAZON!!!!! (DID I MENTION MY 1400 DOLLAR GPU???)
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bored so going to spotlight a new absolute fucking loser from cspam
This goon is a regular in the "biosphere collapse" thread. Which is like the covid thread but instead of locking themselves in their houses in fear of the china flu they lock themselves in their houses out of fear of climate change. You may think someone this afraid of the future of the earth would take steps to minimize their own energy usage, but FUCK THAT I need my vidya games! Owns an Nvidia 3090 GPU (incredibly power hungry card) and can't wait to upgrade to something that uses even more power:
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Afraid of cars and believes anyone who can afford a Tesla should use their money to Uber to work instead!
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Seemingly doesn't drive him/itself, it makes a lot of references to walking (obligatory respirator reference as well):
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IT'S OK WHEN I DO THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW BAD IT IS UNLIKE MY DUMB HICK NEIGHBORS!!!
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IT'S OK FOR ME BECAUSE I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE, UNLIKE THESE DUMB CHUDS WHO BUY THINGS ON AMAZON!!!!! (DID I MENTION MY 1400 DOLLAR GPU???)
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Listen buddy, those html5 2d 16-bit indie games aren't getting any less hardware intensive. I just upgraded to 64GB of ram so I could play Sapphy Trans Adventures 5: You Aren't Donating Enough to my Patreon.
 
That unhinged fuck should be shot before he turns his kids into a neurotic freakshow hypocrite like he is.
 
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