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[The Grognard]

They did too. But now there's no such thing as cross-dressing and all these men are True and Honest Lesbians. They even claim transvestites are just on their way to coming out as transgender.

Seriously, it really seems like a whole paraphilia has been overwritten.

As far as i can tell, it's overwritten specifically because these types grew up on an environment where any expression of straight male sexuality is considered "creepy" or "misogynist". So obviously, by trooning out they can just be as horny as they want to be without the fear of repercussions and secondly, by admitting that "yes, i just find this to be my sexual thing" undermines their whole thing.

 

[Ghostse]

Last I saw, an estimated 90% of them don't. The MtFs love their dicks too much.

Well duh. If they inverted their dicks how are they going to rape? Think befoe you post, man.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Well duh. If they inverted their dicks how are they going to rape? Think befoe you post, man.

Suicide rates increase among post up trannies for exactly that reason. Troons should think before they chop, as well.

 

[ReformedGoon]

goons fat:

but cucumber water so "healthy"

 

[Ghostse]

Suicide rates increase among post up trannies for exactly that reason. Troons should think before they chop, as well.

No they shouldn't. Unless the thoughts are about how much of a waste of humanity and they will never be a real woman and they should just end it before they waste the Thai surgeon's time.

 

[negativlad]

goons fat:
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but cucumber water so "healthy"

I also eat 70% of my daily kcals in one salt, fat, and starch-laden binge before passing out and having sleep apnea while sitting up, but I'm Just Bulking (no soda either, gooftroop I'm on a diet )

 

[Vivec]

I also eat 70% of my daily kcals in one salt, fat, and starch-laden binge before passing out and having sleep apnea while sitting up, but I'm Just Bulking (no soda either, gooftroop I'm on a diet )

>2000 kcal TDEE

you are either a woman or in a coma.

 

[ReformedGoon]

I eat like shit a lot and I'm not above fast food but holy fuck a double quarter pounder, AND a ten piece nuggets, AND fries is insane to me. It's like when the fast food forum was doing that dumb ass "burrito gauntlet" trying to eat every burrito on the Taco Bell menu for the grand prize of....a gang tag. You know this nigga didn't skip lunch either.

also smyth fucking sucks because his detached and aloof lol i'm cool posting style goes away the second anyone gets under his thin ass skin.

Um shit...content...uhh:

Goon can't handle image of war in the war thread. Note: being probated does not keep you from reading any thread you want, it literally just means you cannot post.

 

[Shaka Brah]

goons fat:
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but cucumber water so "healthy"

Never eat a meal bigger than your head.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Dare finding out he has a thread here and raging about it makes me wish we could get Two Worlds on here. Two Worlds, while a sperg, and a carefag, at least has a sense of humor.

 

[Sealbaby]

They even claim transvestites are just on their way to coming out as transgender.

Seriously, it really seems like a whole paraphilia has been overwritten.

"There's a common joke in the transsexual community: 'What's the different between a cross-dresser and a transsexual? .. Two years." - Sheila Jeffreys, 'Beauty and Misogyny', page 43.

 

[Something Awful]

also smyth fucking sucks because his detached and aloof lol i'm cool posting style goes away the second anyone gets under his thin ass skin.

Smythe is low-key one of the biggest faggots on the site. A balding forty-something (I assume) desperately trying to post like he's a teenager on IRC in 2002.

 

[AnOminous]

Dare finding out he has a thread here and raging about it makes me wish we could get Two Worlds on here. Two Worlds, while a sperg, and a carefag, at least has a sense of humor.

Dave Chappelle physically assaulted by lunatic: TROONS MOST AFFECTED!

What these troons hate most is that the crowd practically went nuts with laughter. Nobody gives a fuck about these assholes or their bullshit.

 

[northstar747]

A based Goon was YUG.

The most based goon was lowtax when he painted the walls

 

[GHTD]

Dave Chappelle physically assaulted by lunatic: TROONS MOST AFFECTED!

What these troons hate most is that the crowd practically went nuts with laughter. Nobody gives a fuck about these assholes or their bullshit.

At this point, you'd think he'd have Geert Wilders level of bodyguards around him. Because trans people are that much of fucking lunatics.

I still can't believe after all this years, Greta actually fucking drove from California to Florida to try and kill Null. Delusional.

 

[CptnSnshn]

A based Goon was YUG.

The most based goon was lowtax when he painted the walls

Based on what Jessie Northstar?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Goons? More like loons because they're all a bunch of nutjobs.

 

[ReformedGoon]

Smythe is low-key one of the biggest faggots on the site. A balding forty-something (I assume) desperately trying to post like he's a teenager on IRC in 2002.

not only fat:

but also either 1.) severely socially maladjusted/autistic or 2.) fat enough that coworkers make fun of him for eating mcdonalds:

I'm going to guess 2. Based on his penchant for eating multiple entrees at a time and eating at odd hours, I'd wager this was not his first trip to McDonald's on this particular day and that is why he trying to hide it from his coworkers. Like an alcoholic going to to his car on break to down a couple of shooters before returning to work.

 

[kim foxx]

In truth, and honestly I love this, the great race space subforum is dead because there are vanishingly few non-white people and actual true and honest women on Somethingawful. Its very much a site that reflects the fact that it hasn't truly changed its userbase in any significant manner from when it was in its heyday in the early 2000s, so accordingly its dominated by basic white shut in male nerds.

Its probably the most inactive forum on the whole fucking site, look at the front page for it right now, at the bottom of page 1 it has threads where the last post was more than 2 years ago, In contrast, the next most inactive part of the site is, to nobody's surprise, the subforum for goons to go outside and do something physically active in the great outdoors, the thread at the bottom of page 1 there had its last post in November 2021.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=272

Funnily enough, TGRS was considerably more active for a while when one specific thread was moved to it, but that thread was later moved to BYOB. That thread, of course, was the troon issues thread.

they ran out the last blackmen except for fluffy almost 10 years ago

 

[northstar747]

they ran out the last blackmen except for fluffy almost 10 years ago

I still laugh at jonpop getting banned over and over again because he fucks prostitutes, all while goons will reciete sex work is work, but john talk is wrong.