Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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northstar747 said:
Can you tell me how much work it was to make that?
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A couple days, actually. I put a lot of time into it for it to be ruined. But styling isn't hard.

It would be very, very doable to get a site looking exactly like SA while not being on whateverthefuck it runs. Not expensive, either.
 
Null said:
A couple days, actually. I put a lot of time into it for it to be ruined. But styling isn't hard.

It would be very, very doable to get a site looking exactly like SA while not being on whateverthefuck it runs. Not expensive, either.
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Still more work than Lowtax did in at least a decade. Well done, btw.
 
Null said:
A couple days, actually. I put a lot of time into it for it to be ruined. But styling isn't hard.

It would be very, very doable to get a site looking exactly like SA while not being on whateverthefuck it runs. Not expensive, either.
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Use it for the lowtax stream day!!!!! There was passion in that april fools joke, I'd hate for all that work to be for naught
 
Suction Bucket said:
95% of the goons posting their masks and trumpetting about their SICK COVID RIGS are full of shit. They'll be the same as anyone else - pretty much sick of this shit, and they'll shrug and [incorrectly] put on a surgical mask if the Wal-Mart greeter looks like they're gonna cause hassle.

Similarly none of them were out brawling with the fash, none of them have ever been agitators for unionisation, none of them work in soup kitchens, none of them have done shit for the Ukraine, none of them volunteer. People who Do generally aren't inside posting about how they're Gonna.

And as we all know, there's nothing a do-nothing consumerist nerd loves more than the big buying spree at the start of a new notion. Those respirators are gonna go in the big cupboard, alongside the kettlebells, the art supplies, the MIDI keyboard, the lockpicks and the board games for the Game Nights they were totally gonna host.
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No matter how much more woke SA is than it used to be in the "good old days," one thing will always remain a constant: goons are big fat babies who lie about everything to look cool to a bunch of equally pathetic internet losers
 
Why are goons so X
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Oh, one other thing, there's absolutely no indication that the puppets in the Elden Ring are used for any kind of sexual purpose, the guy who makes them is more interested in exploiting them for their power, especially in combat, which is also the only way that the player can use them.

Good job goon, you were the one reading in this creepy rape undercurrent all by yourself.
 

Goons, antipsychotics, trans, massive drug abuse. It's all so tired. Throw in communist and Canadian and you have some sort of Something Awful dark triad.

Hell, even assuming you believe anyone still posting on the Something Awful forums can be saved, sending nut-jobs to modern day woke psychologists will just hasten the goon to troon suicide pipeline.
 
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Shotgun Badger said:
Good job goon, you were the one reading in this creepy rape undercurrent all by yourself.
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They also have a Twitter post where they joke about forming a polycule with two of the Elden Ring characters. On the one hand, I'm not the type to clutch my pearls over a really innocuous horny joke. On the other hand, knowing that they read sex and rape into Elden Ring where it's not really a thing makes it really creepy and proof positive that they are obsessed with all things horny. This should be a cause for internal reflection, but that's not a thing on Somethingawful.
 
ReformedGoon said:
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jesus fucking christ
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It's always "felt queer" to these types because they associate "queerness" with "being subversively special," and being the wild narcissists that they are, they assumed their degenerate sexual feelings of women were "queer" and not just "fucked up." It's also a lot easier to open up to people as a tranny instead of a fucking creep.

This is what happens when you've spent 24 hours a day consuming insane seizure-inducing Chinese cartoons since your 4th birthday and talking about your puds with other freaks online since 6th grade.

Anyway, we're only a couple years away from dudes who identify as toddlers using that to rationalize that they're "queer" for children
 
The Grognard said:
Please provide screenshots in the future, some of us prefer having a GREATEST HITS collection of troon cope.
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Pages and pages of losers denying the pattern of mediocre men going around beating women in sports and "Acktually, sports was NEVER FAIR and when I take estrogen I'm such a cute sapphy girl I can't perform simple tasks so clearly it magically turns all of their bones and muscles into woman ones :smug::smug::smug:"
Then they get confused and start attacking each other and the jannies randomly ban people for violating goon grammar style guide section 888.VII-三 (Why buying forums upgrades is marxist praxis)
Then someone comes in and rattles the cage a bit and it's mildly funny.
There's also a pretty LOL post where someone says that women should be thankful that trannies are joining their league as all the media pandering will bring more attention to their mostly ignored leagues.
 

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The bigger irony is imaging any of the fat useless pieces of shit posting on SA doing anything remotely athletic or understanding what the fuck fair competition even is.

Be curious if any of the brokebrained troons in that thread and beyond would change their tune if they somehow were put toe-to-toe with Macho Ma'am in an event that might determine the rest of their athletic careers or University scholarships but we all know the ones with college degree in intersectional queer philosophy have useless debt hanging like a 41%er over their heads forever and the computer touchers making six figures but with weights in the 150kg+ wouldn't know sport if it did a pole-vault over their heads.

There are also no real women posting in that thread lol
 
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