SJW Art and Extremes

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Why does Tumblr have an obsession with vitiligo?

  • Suicide Girl model and America's Next Top Model contestant have it, spread on Tumblr, that's why.

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  • Stop fucking asking this this question.

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  • I swear to God I will start deleting these posts.

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  • Goddammit.

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  • ACTUALLY IT'S PART OF A DEEP FALSE-FLAG OPERATION TO TURN ALL BLACK PEOPLE WHITE.

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Zorin said:
"There, you see, that way, my little one, while one hand is busy there, let one finger of your other hand gradually work its way into this delicious crack...."

He adjusted my hands.

"That's the way, yes... Well! Don't you feel anything?" he asked, keeping me to my task.

"No, Father, I truly don't," I answered most naively.

"Ah, that's because you are still too young, but two years from now you'll see the pleasures it gives."

"Wait," I interrupted, "I think something's happening."

And with all imaginable vigor I rubbed the places he had pointed out.... Yes, sure enough, a few faint titillations convinced me that what I'd begun was worth continuing, and the extensive use I have made ever since of this relief-providing exercise has more than once persuaded me of my master's competence.

"And now 'tis my turn," said Etienne, "for your pleasures arouse my desires, and I simply must share them, my angel. Here we are; take this," he said, inviting me to grip a tool so monstrous my two little hands were scarce able to close around it, "take this, my child, 'tis called a prick, and this movement here," he went on, guiding my wrists in rapid jerks, "this action is called frigging. Thus, by means of this action you frig my prick. Go to it, my child, put all your strength to it. The more rapid and persistent your movements, the more you will hasten a moment which, believe me, I cherish. But bear one essential thing in mind," he added, all the while directing my flying hands, "be careful at all times to keep the tip uncovered. Never allow this skin, we call it the prepuce, to cover it over; were this prepuce to happen to cover this part, which we call the glans, all my pleasure would vanish. That's it; we're shortly going to see something, my little one," my teacher continued, "watch me do on you what you did on me."

And pressing himself against my chest as he spoke and as I kept in motion, he placed his hands so adroitly, he wriggled his fingers with such high art that pleasure rose at last to grip me, and it is without a shadow of a doubt to him I owe my initiation. And then, my head reeling, I abandoned my task, and the reverend, not yet ready to complete it, consented to forget his pleasure for a moment in order to devote himself exclusively to cultivating mine; and when he had caused me to taste it all, he had me resume the work my ecstasy had obliged me to interrupt, and very expressly enjoined me to keep my mind strictly on what I was about and to care for naught but him. I did so with all my soul. It was only just: I surely owed him my thanks. I went so merrily to work, and I observed all his instructions so faithfully that the monster, vanquished by such rapid vibrations, finally spewed forth all its rage and covered me with its venom. Thereupon Etienne seemed to go out of his mind, borne aloft in the most voluptuous delirium; ardently he kissed my mouth, he fondled and frigged my cunt, and the wildness in his speech still more emphatically declared his disorder. Gross expressions, mingling with others of the most endearing sort, characterized this transport, which lasted quite a while, and whence at last the gallant Etienne, so unlike his piss-swallowing colleague, emerged to tell me that I was charming, that he greatly hoped I would come back to see him, and that he would treat me every time as he was going to now: pressing a silver coin into my hand, he conducted me back to the place he had brought me from and left me wonderstruck, thrilled and enchanted with this latest good fortune. Feeling much better about the monastery, I decided to return to it often in the future, persuaded that the more I advanced in age, the more agreeable adventures I would meet with there. But destiny called me elsewhere; more important events awaited me in a new world, and upon returning to my house I learned news which was soon to sober the elation produced in me by the happy outcome of my latest experience.
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Threadbanned for spam. Do it again and eat a ban.
 
Time to bring back the thread on topic.
Anyway, guess who THIS is!
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It's not
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BTW
...
No? Still can't?
Here's the reveal!
latest
 
The least they could do is try to dress them as the way the characters are...At least then we know who they're supposed to be...
 
friedshrimp said:
The least they could do is try to dress them as the way the characters are...At least then we know who they're supposed to be...
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This isn't unique to SJW art but it is so commonly used it might as well be, but that whole "use a pattern instead of drawing/coloring" (i.e. "Jinx"'s cloak/cape thingy up there) is so lazy and obnoxious.

The only time I've ever seen using patterns as an art style work was in the cartoon Chowder.

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But here it just looks off-putting and distracting as well as being lazy.
 
Windelsiya said:
Time to bring back the thread on topic.
Anyway, guess who THIS is!
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It's not
maxine_gibson.jpg
BTW
...
No? Still can't?
Here's the reveal!
latest
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Is it bad if I think that's kind of a neat redesign as long as you chop the feet off and fix the anorexic right-side hand?
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
This isn't unique to SJW art but it is so commonly used it might as well be, but that whole "use a pattern instead of drawing/coloring" (i.e. "Jinx"'s cloak/cape thingy up there) is so lazy and obnoxious.

The only time I've ever seen using patterns as an art style work was in the cartoon Chowder.

chowder-group2.jpg

But here it just looks off-putting and distracting as well as being lazy.
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That's because C.H. Greenblatt was, well, talented. These people are not.
 
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Aren't these nice OCS?
Just kidding, they're actually
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It's official; Tumblr redesigns are only made for unnecessary progressiveness.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Cool, but I'd change Sherlock to Sailor Moon since there's more "art" of her and her scouts.
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I could make another bingo for Sailor Moon fanarts only. There are so many annoying trends in them right now.
(but it's better than, let's say, year ago)

BTW, friend send me that wideo
I know, it's not SJWish, but I can't help and this new Barbie friend remind me of that thread.
- that brownish skin tone
- colourful hair
- curvy

And comments
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Windelsiya said:
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Aren't these nice OCS?
Just kidding, they're actually
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It's official; Tumblr redesigns are only made for unnecessary progressiveness.
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Imagine their rage once Allison drops the hijab to start dressing like an indecent western slut.
 
Just found an image that encompases everything wrong with tumblr art.
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I could write a laundry lsit about everything wrong with this image. Jesus.
 
Cable 7 said:
Just found an image that encompases everything wrong with tumblr art.
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I could write a laundry lsit about everything wrong with this image. Jesus.
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Without that weird ass nose and the forced leg hair, I an actually see this being good? guro shit, but that aside, if the character didn't have that art cut off. Shave those legs and actually do an actual nose and it looks good to me tbh
 
Cable 7 said:
Just found an image that encompases everything wrong with tumblr art.
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I could write a laundry lsit about everything wrong with this image. Jesus.
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Half of that picture started as kawaii desu gore weeb Tumblr art, and the other half ends with an SJW progressive hairy style. This is the first time I've seen that.
 
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