SJW Art and Extremes

[Steamboat_Bill]

Probably because mermaids are traditionally seen as young, beautiful, and thin.

They want to take that and make it apply to them.

They also have no souls.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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Oh the humanatee!

 

[Count groudon]

For some reason tumblr fats are obsessed with mermaids...

Well according to legend Mermaids were said to devour entire crews of sailors alive. I guess that sounds like a dream to them.

 

[Ceci]

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She's kind of forgetting that the aquatic ape theory is pretty rarely accepted as credible by actual scientists, but nooo, who needs scientific accuracy when you can be delusional and think you unhealthy body is actualy ~*natural~*?

 

[Chiaroscuro]

Spoiler: More melty eyes and incoherent messages

Spoiler: So fuckin' edgy uwu

Spoiler: I hope this is just a cruel joke

Spoiler: Dong noses and Jesus Fish chest hair

 

[clowney]

Why do the last two have pepperoni on their cheeks?

 

[Lasoona]

they have dick noses lol

 

[averagejane]

i tried my hand at tumblr art. drew it under 3 minutes.

*ahem*
it's CLEARLY madoka, from magica madoka. if you can't tell, you are a shitlord : )

 

[treestar official]

OC time

Spoiler: edgy

ow, the edge

Spoiler: classic tumblr

Spoiler: MY EYES

Spoiler: Pones with human faces

Spoiler: hambeasts

"Some ocs wearing binders! I know is Levitt is a cis guy but I like to think he’s trans and since spazii is genderfluid I don’t think she wouldn’t wear a binder."

Spoiler: how 2 feet??/

 

[clowney]

Spoiler: hambeasts

"Some ocs wearing binders! I know is Levitt is a cis guy but I like to think he’s trans and since spazii is genderfluid I don’t think she wouldn’t wear a binder."

WHAT? What the fuck does this mean? Do they seriously have headcanons for their own OCs? Or are they putting headcanons on to other people's OCs? ...WHAT?

 

[Anime-Chan]

DK's hairy nipples.

Spoiler: guess who is who. (spoiler: they all come from the mario franchise)

I love how since Mario and Luigi are Italian that they'll just make a whole pot of spaghetti. Because you know that's not a sterotype it's "representation!"

 

[DatBepisTho]

WHAT? What the fuck does this mean? Do they seriously have headcanons for their own OCs? Or are they putting headcanons on to other people's OCs? ...WHAT?

It means :autism:

 

[NG 070]

Spoiler: guess who is who. (spoiler: they all come from the mario franchise)

Eh, compared to some of the garbage fires that have been posted over the course of this thread? This one isn't so bad. Vivian, believe it or not, is pretty accurate to the character (especially since she's transgender). I do like the idea of Rosalina looking somewhat alien-ish (even if she's basically a drow). Daisy needs to die in a fire, though. That's hideous. But who's the purple haired guy between Wario and Mario? I can't for the life of me think of who it could be.

 

[Haltmann]

Eh, compared to some of the garbage fires that have been posted over the course of this thread? This one isn't so bad. Vivian, believe it or not, is pretty accurate to the character (especially since she's transgender). I do like the idea of Rosalina looking somewhat alien-ish (even if she's basically a drow). Daisy needs to die in a fire, though. That's hideous. But who's the purple haired guy between Wario and Mario? I can't for the life of me think of who it could be.

It's Flavio, I found everyone recognizable but they still look ugly in it. All the women look really manly.

 

[183 baras]

OC time

Spoiler: classic tumblr

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Fuck, now even their hair has vitiligo.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Why do they give every character Eczema?

 

[BurningAshes]

It's Flavio, I found everyone recognizable but they still look ugly in it. All the women look really manly.

I only knew it was Flavio when i saw the crimson skull on his outfit in the artwork but it took me a long time to recognize him

 

[The Lawgiver]

It's kind of sad that we think something is fairly okay because it's not as hideous as it could have been, though. Look at the 3 princesses on the end, they're so goddamn uggo and they're supposed to be fairly cute and attractive. Why do you think Bowser kidnaps Peach all the time? And why are all the good characters a vague brown and the enemies white?

SO mario, Luigi, and DK aren't white?
Seriously though the art is weird because the farther you move to the right side of the image, the more stereotypical tumblr art it gets. You start at fairly recognizable adaptation of Bowser, and then at the end you reach POC vaugely trans looking glowing vitiligo Rosalina.

 

[Lasoona]

SO mario, Luigi, and DK aren't white?

..Yes? In that drawing they're all way browner than their canon versions. Except DK who is technically a villain in the Mario 'verse so yeah he's lumped in with evil whitey baddies like Bowser and the Was.

 

[Bean5]

I found this interesting, Rugrats artist calls out the homogeneity of tumblr art style, millennials get mad.

http://www.wnyc.org/story/sideshow-rugrats-all-growed-up/

I'm a little disappointed he apologized tbh