Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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widowspiderling said:
Have you guys seen the corn dildo popping up on wish? People in my personal and even professional timelines keep laughing about it and I sure as hell don't understand the appeal.

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This is real apparently.
 
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Not using a licensed doctor prescribed steam powered sex toy solely for the purpose of warding off female hysterics?

You hussies.
 
Rumpled Foreskin said:
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I see videos like this that convince me most people who try making their own sex toys are completely chafed on the inside of their asshole.


Their was a more weird, bizarre one where a guy made anal beads out of a bunch of Barbie doll heads, but I couldn't find that one again. Kind of glad I couldn't find it.
 
Can anyone explain why people like using animal shaped dicks to fuck themselves? I mean, doesn't that just make you feel... gross? What is so great about knots? I just can't understand.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I5x_F9wfojIomg, the unboxing...the head comes in a separate box with two extra vaginas and apparently you have to powder these things... I guess to keep the silicone nice... cuz some people will let them sit in a bath of hot water so they feel warm and lifelike.
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I really don't like these dolls. Some say that they will curb pedos. But they might encourage them instead. What happens when Nina's silicone degrades or she's no longer enough?

They look like they'd be fun to dress up and pose if they weren't anatomically correct pedo gateways.
 
MysticMisty said:
I guess it's more sanitary than the real thing? But who the hell is thinking about ramming corn up their holes in the first place?
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I thought about it, like, why wouldnt you just buy corn if you want to fuck vegetables, but then I thought too much about it and I think you dont want to have to husk, de-silk and clean up and sanitize corn every time you want to stuff produce into yourself, so I guess that's the angle theyre going for.

The cornbrator is actually cute though. You know how Japan has like a mascot for every product ever, like a hamburger mascot or a public safety mascot? Basically if you put a face like this on it, I would want one, even though it says hyper wanking device. You could make like a little tissue box and lube mascot and pack it in too if you wanted, I wouldnt mind.

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You fuckers forgot the best meme for the corn dildo.
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P L E A S U R E H O T S P O T S

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TheSirensAreCallingMeHome said:
Can anyone explain why people like using animal shaped dicks to fuck themselves? I mean, doesn't that just make you feel... gross? What is so great about knots? I just can't understand.
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Probably because it's not illegal to fuck a dildo made to look like an animal dick.
Or maybe they want to be fucked by their own fox fursonas or some shit.

I mentioned this in an older post of mine in I think the Bestiality Tumblrs thread, but the life casting animal dicks thing that Exotic Erotics does is borderline animal abuse. Legit, they get the animal all worked up and then stick the dick in plaster or something to get a mold, and that's how they make the silicone toys: the mold they made from sexually assaulting an animal incapable of higher thinking.
It makes me angery.
 
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