Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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These troons are such retarded entitled idiots, this is why we shouldn't have ever tolerated their shit, we gave them an inch, they took a mile and now we're stuck with these retarded sex pests being commonly accepted in western society, and allowed to throw childish tantrums over kids toys they don't like. Western society has turned into a joke and Ted Kaczynski was right, these people have to invent problems in their own lives just to feel any amount of drive or power over others.
 
SandyCat said:
"This feels violent"

My man thinks a tamagachi is gonna stab him to death
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These kid diddlers consider inconvenient weather to be part of some grand anti troon conspiracy, so feeling threatened over a plastic egg that LITERALLY EMBODIES FEMININITY is par for the course.
 
Oh jeez, and it's a Harry Potter children's trinket on top of it. I'm sure that hurts the trannies right in their arrested development.

Watching the Harry Potter corporate machine vs. the pronouns in bios is like watching two especially obese women fight; it's satisfying to watch, but no matter what happens at the end you know you'll still feel a little depressed about the whole incident.

SandyCat said:
"This feels violent"

My man thinks a tamagachi is gonna stab him to death
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I think maybe what he really means is "It feels like these people know we're mad about this and are deliberately ignoring our hysterics" which yes that's probably true.

And to think, you used to need to leave your house to commit hate crimes. We truly do live in a time of unprecedented convenience.
 
Help, help, I'm a QUEER victim being violently oppressed by a plastic toy of a fake animal I'm under no obligation to buy! The transphobia! #BLMQueerPrideLGBTQIA+AOC2024!

You do start to wonder if these are actually bots, even the most vacuous attention whore knows to exhibit variety.
 
Privileged White Bitch said:
A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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Troons depriving themselves of fun stuff that they actually really want to consooooom is the funniest shit ever. :story:
 
The real outrage is that most of the potential character list is just a different niffler color variation. I could've sworn Tamagotchis had only unique characters and never did repeats.

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Also it's $20 whereas regular Tamagotchis are around $10-$15. Shame.

Would be funny if trannies get felted by people having these as keychains on their bags and purses.
 
Newman's Lovechild said:
Bandai: "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THIS MONEY ROLLING IN!"

Also, wow, Tamagotchis are still a thing. I would've thought they'd just be a cellphone app by now, if they existed at all.
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They're going to sell a metric fuckton of those things in India. The streetshitters went absolutely batshit for Harry Potter during its original publishing run.
 
Crystal Coomer said:
The real outrage is that most of the potential character list is just a different niffler color variation. I could've sworn Tamagotchis had only unique characters and never did repeats.

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Also it's $20 whereas regular Tamagotchis are around $10-$15. Shame.

Would be funny if trannies get felted by people having these as keychains on their bags and purses.
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Is that Peter Pettigrew? I know he spent the first three books as a pet rat, but it still feels weird to include him when the whole point was how creepy it was that a fully grown man was sleeping in Ron's bed with him.
 
Cryptojew said:
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Is that Peter Pettigrew? I know he spent the first three books as a pet rat, but it still feels weird to include him when the whole point was how creepy it was that a fully grown man was sleeping in Ron's bed with him.
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Not just Ron, remember that he got him from Percy (I think). He was with the Weasleys for a long time. But yeah, looks like they just added the trio's pets (Hedwig, Crookshanks and Scabbers), and ignored the whole actually-an-animagus aspect. Maybe Neville's toad would have been a better choice.
 
Crystal Coomer said:
The real outrage is that most of the potential character list is just a different niffler color variation. I could've sworn Tamagotchis had only unique characters and never did repeats.

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Also it's $20 whereas regular Tamagotchis are around $10-$15. Shame.

Would be funny if trannies get felted by people having these as keychains on their bags and purses.
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Okay but this mooncalf one is so damn cute.

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Cryptojew said:
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Is that Peter Pettigrew? I know he spent the first three books as a pet rat, but it still feels weird to include him when the whole point was how creepy it was that a fully grown man was sleeping in Ron's bed with him.
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How do you know it was a fully grown man? Did you ask xers age? He could identify as a 6 year old girl? Attitudes like this by misgendering people and mis-aging them is what is killing off the trannies. Your promoting tranny genocide You bigot!
 
Der weiße Teufel said:
Turns out there is already a hysterical troon in book 2, and now I wonder whether this was when she started peaking, but the book was released in 2014.
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I thought it was really funny when I read book 2 last year. I've always seen the main girl as JK's self insert, and thought it was funny how much of a handmaiden she is to the troon in that book. The troon literally threatens the detective with a knife because he's crazy, and the girl says the detective should just forget about it because of how hard the troons life is.
 
Human Waiter said:
I thought it was really funny when I read book 2 last year. I've always seen the main girl as JK's self insert, and thought it was funny how much of a handmaiden she is to the troon in that book. The troon literally threatens the detective with a knife because he's crazy, and the girl says the detective should just forget about it because of how hard the troons life is.
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Maybe Robin would not be so nice to a troon now! I also found it hard to believe that the genius detective did not recognize a tranny until he sees the ID with his old name and only then notices his adam's apple or something. But apart from that the characterization was pretty much on point. If she wanted the reader to sympathize with the troon, I think she failed, but I might be a bit biased. Completely unhinged (following and trying to stab a huge ex-military guy!) and narcissistic (writing a super special book about his super duper hard life!) and even his friend doesn't want to listen to him talk.

It's funny how they were all crying about something irrelevant in Troubled Blood since we already had this portrayal of a true and honest trans woman for years! But we all know nobody of them actually read any of the books.
 
Morethanabitfoolish said:
That's somehow even stranger than finding out Just A Minute was popular over there.
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You want strange? How about this; Harry Potter was so popular over there, that parents were buying pet owls for their kids. If I'm recalling correctly, it got to be so much of a problem that the owls had to be put on a protected species list.
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
But wait, there is more!
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See what we need to deal with here on the Farms every day, Joanne?
Context for the uninitiated. Do NOT FUCKING click it!
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What a timeline we live.
It's quite a view to see her speedruning internet culture for the sake of undestanding trannies and the madness around it. Someone said it's a matter of time until she finds Chris and i agree too. It's all fun and games until a verified account named "basedwizardlady" or something like that pops up here :tomgirl:
 
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