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I'm a pretty happy and successful older guy that's done a lot of what I've wanted to in life, but now that I've got a career where I don't move around much I've gotten super bored and just shit post all day while I have my managers and brother take care of my actual businesses. I only go to the office so I can feel like I'm not a lazy asshole sitting at home all day. While there, I mostly shit post here and in spergy aviation forums
 
I have very long hair, like waist long. Its mostly straight, but the ends are wavy, idk why.
My eyes are super small, and the fact that I wear thick glasses doesn't help.
I'm a tech geek, I absolutely love technology.
I'm learning to code by myself, but I'm a pharmaceutical sciences major.
I'm studying to be a university professor.
 
i actually hate the one furby i own

it fucking wakes up randomly and screams for me to feed it. its ugly too
 
When I was a kid of about 4 or 5, I had an imaginary friend named Evil Patches. Patches more or less only existed so that I could have an excuse to be a little shit, as I would blame just about anything I got caught doing on him. Eventually when I got older and lost interest in imaginary friends, I came up with a story about Patches not being around was because he was shot dead. Fast forward a to a few years ago, I started playing Dark Souls and eventually I came upon Trusty Patches. Already I got slightly weirded out, but then he kicked me off a ledge to my death. I stopped playing for a good few weeks because in my naive little mind I actually believed that I had one of those bullshit creepypasta game moments and my old imaginary friend attacked me in one of my new favorite games.

I was a fucking stupid kid sometimes.
 
All my life people have been telling me I'm smart

Except when I come online to websites like here or various Chan-type imageboards
 
I am a huge fan of anime, I also dig the shit out of old popeye cartoons.

And anime is inferior to classic looney toons.
 
The reason I'm not into a lot of weeb stuff (i.e. anime) is because my parents determinedly tried to boycott it while I was growing up under the premise that the Japanese would brainwash me.
 
I'm actually quite the looker, constantly catcalled and wolf whistled by women as they drive by when I'm walking to or home from my job and even married men go on about how handsome I am.
 
When I was eight, I used to play Alan Jackson for my cactus after reading a NatGeo (iirc) article about plants and the effects music has on growth/lifespan.
 
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