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Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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Lame attempt at some modern Mark Twain schtick.
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.
This guy thinks he is brilliant
 
Changing the profile picture on the corporate accounts and posting last year's message updated for 2026 is literally a minute of work, and they didn't even do that. Maybe the fags should question why a company would refuse to do that and ask themselves what has happened in the past year to change the way the winds blow.
Will even homosexual consumers who have more of the personality than being. Gays. Don't like this stuff. The only people who do worry, usually the people who are child molesters. Or being gay, the entire personality.
But also, homosexuals make up 2% of the world population, so pandering to them uh, pisses off the other 99% of the population.
 
Jannies in r/belfast working overtime to fight heckin' racism after video surfaces of culturally enriched man attempting to behead a white guy in the street

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They're such pussies. Thank goodness the graphic video of things actually happening in our country was removed! Censor me harder, Daddy Spez!

The downvoted comments are mainly retards suggesting you can't assume the knife man's nationality just because he's black in the land of gingers, howling like an animal, and going around beheading people on a Monday night.

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Meanwhile, r/northernireland jannies may possibly be asleep because these comments haven't been swept:

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Reddit jannies are like those Chinese police that put up privacy screens and try to stop people from taking pictures of anything makes the CCP look bad.
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.
As embarrassing as this writing is, it does give me a bit of nostalgia for the old internet when people actually put effort into their writing. Very rare to see anything like this on Reddit anymore especially. Thankfully the farms are still filled with effortposters who clearly have nothing else going on in their lives
 
As embarrassing as this writing is, it does give me a bit of nostalgia for the old internet when people actually put effort into their writing. Very rare to see anything like this on Reddit anymore especially. Thankfully the farms are still filled with effortposters who clearly have nothing else going on in their lives
I don't have a problem with effortposting so much as the nonstop zany metaphors and wacky imagery. "waow America is like a penguin holding up a spork while Dolly Parton eats doner kebab lol lmao" random access humor is so quintessentially reddit. If he had actually been making an effort he'd had made sure his analogies made any sense at all, but none of them do. They're just SO RANDOM for its own sake.
 
The u/maxwellhill account had around 15 million karma at the time of her arrest.

I haven't checked to see if this is still the case, it's possible some alpha neckbeard has surpassed her but at the time it was the highest karma count of any reddit account.

She was literally the queen of reddit. Keep thst in mind next time any redditor throws around accusations of pedophilia.
I generally don't believe Maxwell was genuinely into that shit, i believe she was an agent who worked to compromise politicians, the girls she brought to Jeffrey some of them had cushy arrangements and seemed to be mature just enough to know about and experience puberty, it's like she avoided to traffic really young girls.
I believe they were going for jailbait types to easier lure in politicians.
 
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