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Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

At least it's not AI. It's also slightly above average for a redditor trying to be witty. The third paragraph is good. The rest is uninspired tryhard shit from someone who wishes they were even a tenth as clever as they think they are.
 
In Russia, one of the most popular YA books, read by normie women, in 2021, was this:

Where kid is 16, and his lover 18, but realistically, pioneer scouts ended at 15. So this was clearly age-of-consent bumping. I saw this shit traded for on normie bookcrossing site WAY after 2021, and it singlehandedly caused that law about LGBT propaganda (russian wikipedia page has more details).
I learn something each time I go to the farms and I hate love appreciate it
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.
Elk Jerky > Urbanist Redditor Avocado Toast
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

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I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.

this reads like Grok slop to be fair
 
Someone asked what Americans like about America. A redditor replies with the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

View attachment 9117018

I can't even tell that's being said because every sentence is a tortured metaphor. I think he's saying "I hate rural white people", but it's legitimately difficult to tell. He's trying so hard to be quirky that he ends up writing multiple paragraphs of tryhard nonsense that sounds great if you're a teenager who doesn't like to think too hard.

I don't really have a point with this one. I just earnestly wish everyone who wrote like this would die. And there are a lot of people who write exactly like this.
I hate the Millenial lolsorandumb Borderlands humor so goddamn much. Just makes you sound like an immature cocksucker. I read that entire post in the voice of my gay asian coworker because that's exactly how he talks.
 
I hate the Millenial lolsorandumb Borderlands humor so goddamn much. Just makes you sound like an immature cocksucker. I read that entire post in the voice of my gay asian coworker because that's exactly how he talks.
I liked Borderlands 2 back in the day but now almost every game and movie has the same lolrandom quippy writing that sounds like it was cooked up by the world's smuggest redditor.
 
Jannies in r/belfast working overtime to fight heckin' racism after video surfaces of culturally enriched man attempting to behead a white guy in the street

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They're such pussies. Thank goodness the graphic video of things actually happening in our country was removed! Censor me harder, Daddy Spez!

The downvoted comments are mainly retards suggesting you can't assume the knife man's nationality just because he's black in the land of gingers, howling like an animal, and going around beheading people on a Monday night.

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Meanwhile, r/northernireland jannies may possibly be asleep because these comments haven't been swept:

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