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I think I should clarify. I usually only add random quotes that do one of two things.

1) Directly relate to the website. Either things people say about the site as an outlier, or talking about their experiences here. You have to understand that outside of their context, you are applying the quote directly to the forum, as if it was a review or something on the back of a DVD box. Stuff like this works really well:

"kiwifarms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan, and reddit together, using only their worst parts."
"I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth."
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2) Tangentially related to the site, but is also really funny just by itself. Meaning, it's something to do with autism, general weirdness, or is something a lolcow said.

"Autigender- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic."
" being called shit is not "mentioned positively." "
"Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman"


Either way it should be seen as a subtitle to the forum, and it should make you laugh with the right sense of humor.

KIWI FARMS
"I'm thinking about getting into cutting"
 
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