random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

...your kids are going to do so much drugs and black dick. Like ALL the black dick and drugs.

No, I think animals living in people's house is disgusting. They lick their buttholes and then crawl up in people's beds and on sofas, carpets, everywhere. Then people let them near their own face. Gross. I think boxes for cat shit and ferits in someone's house is disgusting. It's socially acceptable to live with your animal's feces in your house but it is just nasty.

 

[Pomniman]

I'm not your nigger and I don't need to impress you.

 

[Non-Expert!]

Because we're gay as fuck and love to eat dick.

 

[Near]

 

[glossdrop]

Have you ever met a toxic furry? Like really toxic? well I have, and his name is djwhitewolfx.

Fuck everyone who has replied to this - JUST DIE

NO I

No, I'm "Mad" at people like you syaing this shit and I want to delete this thread and my account

I'm a teen pedophile

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Op becomes lolcow, beautiful !

 

[TV's Adam West]

don't you fucking OK boomer me

Who is this person, and why am I looking at their dick?

We're going to need a bigger tugboat.

 

[Non-Expert!]

I don't slam on the brakes because that's super exceptional road rage shit, but I do let off on the accelerator and really, really slow down. I might even start going under the speed limit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Dude I’m so good at beating children at video games

This whole situation is a bit like if when Chernobyl happened, the local leadership in Pripyat threw Professor Legasov and all the other scientists who were going "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE REACTOR FUCKING EXPLODED WE NEED TO BURY THIS SHIT IN LEAD AND CONCRETE RIGHT FUCKING NOW JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!!!" into a local gulag after forcibly marching them through the graphite rubble with bare feet for daring to "spread panic and lies" about the glorious soviet nuclear project, and they all carried on ignoring the burning plume of radioactive hell vomiting out the exposed reactor for another few months

According to research conducted on /d/, the penis levels are at 99% now.

I'd prefer a glitchy skyrim dick, where's my refund?

 

[Bionicle of War]

Finally, a good excuse to show interracial cuck porn to my kids.

Fellas. Is beauty fascism?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"So, no, folx, I'm not "getting my ass clapped" by any living people any time soon."

"Yes, I prefer fucking ghosts to living people."

Take a wild guess who said these.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Ah yes, sexting a mentally ill 16 year old e girl so she can make jello desserts shaped like swastikas in your gamer cave while you jerk it to tranny hentai, so traditional.

Are "Jews awaken" the Israeli version of "Gamers rise up"?

God I hope buttgreg jews his way to the nomination and during the first debate with drumpf he opens with loudly blurting "PLOD TURD MAN"

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

It just occurred to me that this is the solution to all ethnic and racial tensions. Kick a Hippie Day.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I didn't mean to imply that people were fucking kids left and right

Lol like that slut would admit biting a hole in the condom.

I bet he fucks weird because he's autistic.

I bet she fucks that dog.

I can spot at least 3 troons, and everyone is autistic. I hope everyone is doxed.

Only there for the animal abuse and pizza pranks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Where is "Mercury levels reduced to sub-lethal amounts!" from?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Because one day, I'm going to run for president with the slogan "We're all niggers now!" and win in the biggest landslide in history.

Well she atleast got the taco bell treatment

 

[Angry Shoes]

It seems that somehow you do not seem to understand the gravity of the situation. Do you seriously think it is somehow great to make fun of any people and feminists on the internet and even persecute them.

 

[JoshPlz]

 

[Diabeetus]

I find it eerie that both Ferguson Missouri and Gamergate didn't just happen in the same year but the same month.

 

[Mr. 0]

Now funded by venture communism.