random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Not a lore expert but if Stephen's dad killed Rose with his penis, does this mean that Stephen could just end the crystal gem threat by having sex with them all?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Damn you Garfield for taking down the Kiwi Farms!

NIGGER ARE YOU RETARDED? YOU CALLED A 13 YEAR OLD A SLUT!

 

[DickMain]

Go read Charlie Sosnick’s article in GQ about men who have made doing big cumstheir life’s work. It’s titled “Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads.”

 

[a kiwifarms user]

AESTHETIC SEX

frutiger anal

 

[DumbDude43]

Imagine having to explain a purple dong on penis inspection day.

 

[neger psykolog]

Null is ddosing himself for insurance money

 

[Adash]

>I missed the chance to send horse anal vore
Fuck my life.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No matter your faith, Jack exists to test it.

These people are insane and should be put on a deserted island and used for a missile testing area.

Swift, Swifty, you know what else was swift? The Blitzkrieg. It was in front of us all along, she named her fans after her desire to conduct a new Blitzkrieg and capture France once again.

Oh, this motherfucker is gonna die alone for sure.

Do not let your hatred for one group of browns manifest as support for an opposing group of browns.

probably got that surgery where they take fat from your stomach and inject it into your tits. She slimmed down yet her tits got fuller.

Sometimes mad scientists actually get something right.

To date: 0 stalkers have been enjoying prison.

 

[Dr. Butt]

One of my ex's killed himself a few years ago. I wish the other ones would

 

[obsdj]

I want to pay diaper fetishists to join these protests and start wailing, it would put them into clear perspective.

 

[Meat Target]

If you publicly grope and molest a female Twitcher, you're not allowed to do it again for a whole 30 days.

 

[Dr. Butt]

LMAO at blocking and reporting the federal fucking government.

 

[Dr. Butt]

TRANS KIDS USE THIS SUB DAWG

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-22798528

 

[Random Internet Person]

Just goes to show what happens when you encounter the collective autism of the internet. Geez man, so many things could have broken him but it seems animal abuse brings all together

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is she implying that real men squeeze their testicles when frustrated?

This weird man does not care for his hair in the slightest.

This nigger owns 11 funko pops

 

[Meat Target]

in my quest for a bigger nut I accidentally detached one

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Hi KF. Former NATSOC here. Now I am a therapist.

 

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To be clear, I’m very straight so I won’t be touching Vince beyond the occasional hi-five

 

[CEO of Gay]

Back when I was smoking meth I was a different person

 

[Dr. Butt]

On a long enough timeline, all become faggot