random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's gay retard! Physically dominating him isn't impressive at all! It's like beating up Ralph, who couldn't do it?

 

[Gentlebastard]

they're practically like four leaf clovers, except you're usually unlucky to find a tranny

He spent a lot of this past summer volunteering at his local beach, in the capacity of "that guy who makes everyone else look in-shape."

I know that he and his frumpy wife already own a fart couch, but they should also invest in a fainting couch given his womanly histrionics.

Nigga I damn near choked on my blueberries. You almost enjoyed prison for Felony Gay Retard Murder.

Even his attempted insults are fat.

Post it. I need to see how low humanity can sink.

Jury Nullification is just this side of sanity, the next stop is down the path to sovcit.

I can't fucking wait.

They may be different genders but they're both fucking faggots for sure.

"Judge child, you are telling me the jury is hung? Every single one of them? May I see?"

Last post to cap it off. Yes, it's more tranny furry art, but

Guys hold me....I think im having either a panic attack or some kind of transcendent orgasm

He's.....he's even dropping gayass one liners about "reaping"

I cant...I fucking just woke up now and I cant handle this

I like how fluidly Rick weaves his insanity into his utter stupidity.

You need a pretty high IQ to appreciate it.

I can clock a tranny by his knees alone.

Nothing special to be honest, but I did chuckle at the organic lolcow convergence in this tweet chain

 

[grenouille crétine]

In other words… even amongst Canadians, troons can’t get a date.

Are you too low iq to understand any power besides Lord Murder Ultra President of You Forever who can kill you in your home?

 

[Meat Target]

It's like Jerry Springer writing a modern-day Shakespeare.

 

[Axiom.]

Musk has referred to the department by the acronym DOGE.[12] This backronym[13] is a reference to both the Doge internet meme and Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency named for the meme which Musk had previously been accused of manipulating via insider trading[14] and which rose in value after Trump's 2024 election victory

Credit to @candlejack for finding this information

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

No cap I would try fucking a tranny with a neovagina but only if they put the neovagina somewhere novel. Like, if you're going to use medical science to turn yourself into a weird novelty sexual appliance why not at least break some new ground with it? I can fuck any boring basic woman between her legs but if some gross man-looking tranny sidled up to me and whispered 'I have a pussy in my cleavage' or 'both my armpits are pussies' or 'the back of my skull has a pussy in it and also all my fingers are cocks' I'd be like "ew gross" but also there's no way I'd pass that opportunity up, that's some once in a lifetime shit.

 

[Tablet County]

There are in fact three constants in life. Death, taxes, and the daily mail telling you how much someone’s house cost,

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

okay fine, take a dick up the ass. But do you really need to take 14 of them a week?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I was in Florida last month and there is no cheese down there, possibly due to crocodiles.

 

[Tablet County]

What if in this alternate universe Hillary Clinton became president, extended her role for 3 terms, and legalized cannibalism?

There needs to be a cultural exchange. Maybe bring some Australians in to bruce up their meetings.

The coke hamster is pretty subdued for a hamster on cocaine.

Be like coke hamster, frens.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Sam might find out that being a very sexy baby and keeping his job are mutually exclusive.

it gives "now that I've completed chemo, I'm trying to get back to work in my job as a Hitler impersonator at a drag bar."

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

YOURE FAT IN THE FACE, your outfits are garbage and your husband is a cuck! I’d fuck you out of spite but I’d be worried about getting cobweb and dust all over my dick!

 

[BirdUp]

In the hospital I dreamed hundreds of tiny purple men were working construction inside my head, fixing everything.

 

[Tablet County]

Shanny’s currently live gaslighting us into believing they’ve always had 2 Reese’s coffee cups instead of the one lol

The phone footage that the person took without Nicks permission would be considered doxxing as well as it shows his home, so he took it hoping the footage would not be released.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What the hell are "advanced financial lies?"

 

[BirdUp]

Amach daoibh A chlann an Righ

 

[Meat Target]

You know what the difference is between a French woman and a hockey team? The hockey team showers after three periods.

 

[Cats]

@BirdUp (those were the toxoplasm gondi amebas. shhh dont tell anyone) ...




:-O !!!

 

[Tablet County]

Urban=black
Spook=black

Dude's name is literally "Double Nigger".

You are the bastard son of a thousand rapists.

Hey that last girl in your examples looks pretty crazy. What are those, self harm marks all over her legs? She looks like the type of person who'd probably sit on an internet forum whining about abortion, religion, and how much she'd like to throw babies into ceiling fans.

So many new pink triangle frens from the Groyper Defense Force. Welcome retards!

"I sentence you, Nicholas Fuentez, to have sex with a woman"

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

personally, I blame violent video games.