random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[corvuscorax]

Dick origami has about the same chance of "success" as being lobotomized by a drunken chimpanzee using a dirty chainsaw

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'd kick you in the nuts if you had any.

pretending to jack off your imaginary penis to Chainsaw Man.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

can i @ you if im not a dipshit leftist nigger?

Your one friend is Mormon and your other friend is AME, but your third friend has pictures of saints and shit all over her house, and you go home and ask dad why WE don't have pictures of saints, and your dad says something really racist.

 

[Wodanaz]

My money is on niggers nigging out. Not even related to Donald Jackass Piece of Shit Orange Face Trump

 

[Preacher ✝]

odds of niggers bigger niggers increased