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I got heartburn just by looking at this pic.
This is an affront to God. First, the salt around the rim shit, that is not for a Bloody Mary. That is some margarita shit. That is not shit that should be anywhere near a Bloody Mary.
Second, the Bloody Mary is a breakfast drink, either for beginning the recovery from a night of drinking, starting a day of drinking, or both. Fucking Cheetos have no place in such a beverage.
Finally, as such a beverage goes, it should nearly be a meal in its own right, and not an unhealthy, shitty, gamer type of drink. Some assholes think you should put bacon in a Bloody Mary, and those people are cretins. Even if you are not a vegan, the Bloody Mary should be vegan in outlook. Bacon does not belong in it. Celery, tomatoes, peppers, horseradish, cauliflowers, onions, artichoke hearts, fucking asparagus, okra, just fucking anything but Cheetos. And shrimp and anchovies and other decidedly non-vegan ingredients. Sardines even.
If you're going to die of cirrhosis you can stave it off a bit with some of those omega-3 fatty acids. Also deenz and shrimp and anchovies are delicious. Use a Clamato base for that Bloody Mary.
Do not ever ever use fucking Cheetos. This is such an insult to the whole concept of the drink.
I'd post a picture of the right kind but every picture available is terrible. Don't ever make anything like these pictures.
