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The tard rage concerning this has pissed me off longer than I have had boners.
Woopety do, an extremophile microorganism feeds off an obscure energy source. Wow. Such amaze. And the same jackasses probably Disney Kikes Nigwars.
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For those who are wondering, here's the story behind this vid of mine:
>Be Me
>Playing C&C Generals: Zero Hour
>Play Challenge Mode on Normal
>Choose Chinese Tank General because why not
>Steam roll the Toxin, Air Force, and Nuke generals under the treads of mighty chinese tanks
>Finally face of against Superweapon General, biggest bitch in the game, smug and a real cunt
>Started cranking out dozers and teching up to war factory for glorious communist tank rush while building defense grid. Then, came the tumor inducing part.
>SW General had Aurora Bombers but they were on steroids or something. Bomb radius was larger and dealt more metric tons of rape than usual.
>Tried sending tanks to deal with her Particle Cannon. EMP missile turrets freeze my tanks
>mfw I was forced to see my tanks die a slow death, unable to help them.
>Was only able to destroy her laser with a massive infantry rush. They marched gloriously for china.
>Eventually, Her constant bombing of my base made me RQ and play again on easy. I have shamed my ancestors.
>ohyouwillburn.pdf
>Started off mission like last time. Didn't tech to tanks, massed infantry and sent them on a suicide run and rekt her laser.
>mfw thanking those brave souls for sacrificing for china
>Locked into battle to keep my defenses intact while managing economy. Resource pile starts to run low and I decide to enact the Basement Protocol.
>Built two barracks', cranked out Hackers from both of them. Watched as basement dwelling asians spill out into the outside world for what I think was the first time in years.
>Had them slave at their computers, stealing money for the sake of my goals of conquest.
>Had enough general points to have stage 3 artillery power and enough funds for a nuke silo.
>Built two nuke silos, had to wait five minutes to use them because fucking EA.
>Waiting, I teched to Spy Satellite to enact phase two of my retribution.
>iseeyou.iso
>Looking at her base, she was on an island, tons of EMP turrets that'll rape any of my air and tank units
>See her dozer unit parked near airfield and her command center in the west side. Looked at situation and saw my play.
>Figuring out the hotkeys, sent artillery down on dozer and lobbed nukes at command center
>"Nuclear launch detected, biatch!"
>Watched as nuclear fire and fists of metal devastate her airbase and CC
>ohitsbeautiful.exe
>Seeing her crippled and unable to rebuild from my backhand, thought of a way to end her in a way that's fitting of my nerdy wrath.
>Saw my resources have reached $500000. The gods of greed smiled on me as I was blessed with an abundance of shekels.
>Started building more nuke silos, enough to make Best Korea wet themselves in jealousy.
>In the end, Had built 21 nukes, all ready to fire. It was time for my revenge, one that was 30 minutes in the making.
>Scrolled over to her base, ready to unleash ungodly radioactive turmoil.
>Pulled out a cigarette, Put it in mouth ant lit it as i flipped through music, selected Nuclear by Mike Oldfield.
>Took a long draw from my death stick, blew smoke at the screen as I smiled in smug satisfaction.
>Checkmate, bitch."
>Waited for the song's first hook as I kept my itchy mouse finger on the button, eager to let the dogs of rage loose.
And then, it happened...
>"I'M NUCLEAR! I'M WIIIILLLD!!!"
>Like a spastic, I relentlessly sent my nukes at her island base, watching as her fortress becomes slagged in a sea of nuclear fire.
>Sun Tzu would be so proud.
>15 nukes later, her base was nothing more than a field of glass and atomic ash as the terrain was scorched. No vegetation survived. Sue me, you fucking hippies.
>mfw game hasn't ended yet
>Looked to the western island, saw she had another supply center there.
>Introduced it to my remaining six nukes. Watched the victory screen as four nukes rained down after building was trashed.
>segern-ar-var.bin
>Afterwards, did the same to Kebab stealth general and all the remaining generals.
>Before the SW general's nuclear defeat, saved the game and stored the file off computer.
>Still have save file to this day. On that day, I achieved nirvana.
>Playing C&C Generals: Zero Hour
>Play Challenge Mode on Normal
>Choose Chinese Tank General because why not
>Steam roll the Toxin, Air Force, and Nuke generals under the treads of mighty chinese tanks
>Finally face of against Superweapon General, biggest bitch in the game, smug and a real cunt
>Started cranking out dozers and teching up to war factory for glorious communist tank rush while building defense grid. Then, came the tumor inducing part.
>SW General had Aurora Bombers but they were on steroids or something. Bomb radius was larger and dealt more metric tons of rape than usual.
>Tried sending tanks to deal with her Particle Cannon. EMP missile turrets freeze my tanks
>mfw I was forced to see my tanks die a slow death, unable to help them.
>Was only able to destroy her laser with a massive infantry rush. They marched gloriously for china.
>Eventually, Her constant bombing of my base made me RQ and play again on easy. I have shamed my ancestors.
>ohyouwillburn.pdf
>Started off mission like last time. Didn't tech to tanks, massed infantry and sent them on a suicide run and rekt her laser.
>mfw thanking those brave souls for sacrificing for china
>Locked into battle to keep my defenses intact while managing economy. Resource pile starts to run low and I decide to enact the Basement Protocol.
>Built two barracks', cranked out Hackers from both of them. Watched as basement dwelling asians spill out into the outside world for what I think was the first time in years.
>Had them slave at their computers, stealing money for the sake of my goals of conquest.
>Had enough general points to have stage 3 artillery power and enough funds for a nuke silo.
>Built two nuke silos, had to wait five minutes to use them because fucking EA.
>Waiting, I teched to Spy Satellite to enact phase two of my retribution.
>iseeyou.iso
>Looking at her base, she was on an island, tons of EMP turrets that'll rape any of my air and tank units
>See her dozer unit parked near airfield and her command center in the west side. Looked at situation and saw my play.
>Figuring out the hotkeys, sent artillery down on dozer and lobbed nukes at command center
>"Nuclear launch detected, biatch!"
>Watched as nuclear fire and fists of metal devastate her airbase and CC
>ohitsbeautiful.exe
>Seeing her crippled and unable to rebuild from my backhand, thought of a way to end her in a way that's fitting of my nerdy wrath.
>Saw my resources have reached $500000. The gods of greed smiled on me as I was blessed with an abundance of shekels.
>Started building more nuke silos, enough to make Best Korea wet themselves in jealousy.
>In the end, Had built 21 nukes, all ready to fire. It was time for my revenge, one that was 30 minutes in the making.
>Scrolled over to her base, ready to unleash ungodly radioactive turmoil.
>Pulled out a cigarette, Put it in mouth ant lit it as i flipped through music, selected Nuclear by Mike Oldfield.
>Took a long draw from my death stick, blew smoke at the screen as I smiled in smug satisfaction.
>Checkmate, bitch."
>Waited for the song's first hook as I kept my itchy mouse finger on the button, eager to let the dogs of rage loose.
And then, it happened...
>"I'M NUCLEAR! I'M WIIIILLLD!!!"
>Like a spastic, I relentlessly sent my nukes at her island base, watching as her fortress becomes slagged in a sea of nuclear fire.
>Sun Tzu would be so proud.
>15 nukes later, her base was nothing more than a field of glass and atomic ash as the terrain was scorched. No vegetation survived. Sue me, you fucking hippies.
>mfw game hasn't ended yet
>Looked to the western island, saw she had another supply center there.
>Introduced it to my remaining six nukes. Watched the victory screen as four nukes rained down after building was trashed.
>segern-ar-var.bin
>Afterwards, did the same to Kebab stealth general and all the remaining generals.
>Before the SW general's nuclear defeat, saved the game and stored the file off computer.
>Still have save file to this day. On that day, I achieved nirvana.
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