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I decided to look into the whole trans porn thing. Surprised by a handful of popular ones. If they passed me on the street I'd never know.

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You assume that those men are straight and went into the relationship with zero dick girl fantasies or homosexual leanings, right?
I don't know really. If they want to fuck a guy that looks like a girl in the butt..... why aren't they fucking regular girls in the butt?
 
So I posted awhile ago about how Emily Willis was suing Gianna Dior and Adria Rae for defamation for claiming on Twitter that she fucks dogs . At the time I predicted it woud probably end up being a shitshow, and it looks like it's well on the way there. Unfortunately I can't get the actual documents because the LA court system was apparently coded by a braindead boomer in the AOL era, and it won't let me make an account, nor continue as a guest. However just looking at the list of documents filed we see this:

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For the non legal peeps substitute service means for some reason you couldn't directly serve the defendant, but were able to do it by another means, generally something like another adult at that address etc. The really interesting one though is the Application for Publication. That means that they're so impossible to serve even substituted service isn't an option, and the last resort is to get the court's permission to serve them by publishing notice of the case in a newspaper, in Cali's case you have to publish it once a week for four consecutive weeks.

Given they're all in the same industry, and the fact that the case was reported absolutely everywhere when it was filed, there's a zero chance that the defendant's don't know about it, and an almost zero chace Emily can't find out where they live, which means they're trying (and apparently failing in one case) to dodge it and do the old head in sand trick, which usually indicates shit is gonna go full retard (look at some of the cases in Lolcow and Lolcow LLP subforum to see how this usually ends).
 
I decided to look into the whole trans porn thing. Surprised by a handful of popular ones. If they passed me on the street I'd never know.

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You chose the least tranny looking photos of them (reverse lookup helps). All of them in others look uncanny valley and a fucking mess. Seeing one of those in a still is one thing, but in motion something totally different.
And none of them pass, because...penis
 
She did Gloryhole Swallow and that is Efukt-tier shit.
That reminds me of an old joke Jay Leno said on the tonight show, i forget the set up but the punchline was "How come they're all Porn stars; i've never heard of them before. She should be called a porn participant."

That perfectly describes a lot of these women the last decade, participants. you do a handful of scenes in one weekend of shame and somehow we have to refer to them as stars, they're 100% participants. Star means they're known for it, instead of it being a fun fact about them. Like how chris chan losing a parapa the rappa contest is a fun fact about him. or that one daughter of a goldman sacs vp did some hoe gagger website in new jersey for $50. Or this IP2 bitch going beyond the usual leaked naked picks and swallowed some dick on camera for money.
 
That sounds awful. Subpar amateur MMA between two bisexuals just to see a generic sex scene? Gee, I wonder why it was short-lived.

Ultimate Surrender was okay. The girls were mostly cute (especially Iona Grace) but none of them knew how to fight and the sex at the end was the typical strap-on stuff. You've seen one you've seen them all.

Even if there was no sex it would be cool if someone started up a sexy fighting league for women who've trained. I could watch naked hotties roll around all day, but maybe that's just me.
To be honest it's a storyline excuse to have sex in a octogan ring
 
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