Penis mightier than the sword?

[KittyGremlin]

I hear people say this all the time but I don't get it. Can you please explain?

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

You can use your engorged penis to parry swords and even break them.

 

[KittyGremlin]

You can use your engorged penis to parry swords and even break them.

In case I get into an unexpected swordfight, I will know precisely what to do. Thank you.

 

[dick brain]

My dick is bigger than a sword. What's not to get?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Real question is is YOUR dick mighter than the sword?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Depends entirely on the penis and sword in question. A particularly strong penis is much stronger than a toy sword, but that's a pretty cherry picked comparison, on average the sword is much mightier.

 

[BScCollateral]

Remember that the gun is good, the penis is evil.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Nope.

 

[OrionBalls]

Never Forget

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

A sword can kill a leftie chick but a penis can fix her

 

[generic sauce]

It means if you rape someone to death its much cooler than just stabbing them

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling ya. If the Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Google "SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery penis mightier" if you don't get it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Wake up with a piss fat hard enough to cut diamonds and while you’re doing a handstand to take a piss you’ll realise a puny steel sword is no match for an engorged pork sword

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Wake up with a piss fat hard enough to cut diamonds and while you’re doing a handstand to take a piss you’ll realise a puny steel sword is no match for an engorged pork sword

Is all the blood still in your dick now?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Is all the blood still in your dick now?

Not yet give it 6 or 7 hours