Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

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I'm sorry! I was joking when I said it was just Forspoken 2! Why is the fucking sword talking!? No, I take it back! Stop!
 
PetiteFeet said:
Why is there a gelatinous cube.
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There's A Gelatinous Cube In The New GoW Game And That's A Good Thing
IGN:"3:11pm - Faye then pulls the sword, called Rue, from the gelatinous cube and uses it to slice up some enemies. The sword looks to be infused with some purple magic and is very cool. Some of the acrobatic character action combat of old God of War appears to be returning as Faye juggles foes in the air. This looks amazing."
 
Onimusha got a demo and ILL looks somewhat cool. There’s your state of play. Did you enjoy the wasted hour and 20 minutes?
 
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"Box art design is my passion."

This fucking Marvel-level dialogue is a plague.
 
El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
also i would buy the new until dawn but not at 80 fucking dollars. sony what are you doing baby
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Just play the other Until Dawn-likes, the Dark Pictures anthology should cost next to nothing I imagine. Or The Quarry. It's the same exact actors and the same exact plot/plot twists.
 
Final K said:
There's A Gelatinous Cube In The New GoW Game And That's A Good Thing
IGN:"3:11pm - Faye then pulls the sword, called Rue, from the gelatinous cube and uses it to slice up some enemies. The sword looks to be infused with some purple magic and is very cool. Some of the acrobatic character action combat of old God of War appears to be returning as Faye juggles foes in the air. This looks amazing."
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Anyone know any mythological swords besides Excalibur? I'm drawing a blank here.
 
Soycast II said:
The quirky cube with a modern American name. Please just put all of these millennial writers in a chamber.
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Frank is a name originating in the fucking 5th century, at least be accurate.

the game is exactly what I expected, but it'll still be better than God of Boy 2 because it will have less mopey Kratos, what little action was depicted was.. well it was better than the last one.

the problem is you know what's coming, what they didn't show you in this, the gay progressive shit.
 
starborn427614 said:
Anyone know any mythological swords besides Excalibur? I'm drawing a blank here.
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have you been drinking into Ralph-brain? there's so many it'd take eons to count them all out.

but yea, its probably fucking Excalibur, or Caliburn, I bet you this is a mish mash of Jap, Egyptian, and Welsh myths (hence god afterlife) and "Fay/Laufey" will be Morgan Le Fey standin.

Its too obvious, but that's this franchise, that used up the entire fucking Ragnarok myth so you could fight the greasiest Jew Car-salesmen Odin and watch Kratos cry over being a good boy.
 
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