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My god, these openings just get more and more gross as time goes by.
Cindy: 45 years old, weight unknown, Portland TX. Well, that tells us one thing, at least: she's probably in bed almost all the time.
Whoa, are we commando under that sheet? O2 cannula, check. Holy shit, how do those things on her wrist fit? Relies on acaretaker named Denise to help her out.
DIABEETUS! Time for some insulin. What? You can't do anything after the insulin but eat? How about hauling your fat ass out of the bed and go wash up?
Breakfast: two fried eggs, bacon, and French fries. JFC, TLC, the closeups of her eating are nasty!
Wow. Denise the home health care provider changed her diaper. Back boobs!
And yes, she was totally commando under that blanket. Oh my god, her legs and gunt look all bruised. Denise fixes the bed then comes into the bathroom to het showered. She says she wishes she could skip it - bathe, dammit - but that's when she "checks her body". I have a diagnosis: FAT!
Toilet and "shower" done, it's back to bed.Ugh, this was the opening part and it's just as nasty now.
Obligatory sad story time! Sexually abused at 8 by a family friend, which is actually the percentages on that sort of thing.
Wait, she's eating again. Popeye's? Box of chicken, two sides, biscuits.
Moms stuck up for her kid, hooray, mom! 200 pounds at 14. Boo, moms! Pops started drinking when she was 16 and got abusive with moms, so moms took her and left. At 18, nearly 300 pounds. Got a job at a grocery store. At 25, she fell down some stair and hurt her leg - ow, my laaayyyg! - so couldn't work. So, she sat at home and ate because of course there wasn't jack shit else one could do when locked in at home, as we all know from 2020!
At 30 , hit 500 pounds. Pops died from cirrhosis of the liver. So she got all depressed and shit. At 36 or 37, she stayed at the hospital for a fucking YEAR? Man, I'm pissed off already. Only managed to lose 100 pounds and left the hospital at 450 pounds.
Went home, and of course, she is on disability. Man. wiping piss off a gigantic person and putting new pads in place - what a job. Friends keeps pushing her to go see Dr Gnome. Her sister died, complications from Parkinson's - now that's sad.
Oh, a phone call - facetime with the friend! Go see Dr Gnome, Sandy says. Wow, no ad break as yet, that's amazing! This must be a juicy episode. Sandy is scared for Cindy, really really wants her to make an appointment with Dr Gnome, and wipes a tear from her eye. Sandy says Cindy can stay with her.
Here come the excuses - I can't do things normal people do, etc. No shit, you're a giant lardass who doesn't want to make any effort to do normal fucking things because it's just easier to lie around in bed all goddamned day, eating! She doesn't want to move. Ooo, more takeout! Some kind of double decker sandwich and fries(?).
Ad break at :20.
Correction to the above: sister died, and MOM has Parkinson's, so cannot take care of Cindy. Well, my mom does NOT have Parkinson's, and I don't expect her to take care of me!
And we're back, after a Discovery+ ad for shit I'm not interested in watching and another D+ ad for 90 day bullshit that I am also uninterested in watching.
We are still in Portland TX, and Cindy is not doing shit to help herself get out of the fucking bed. She's gonna have a video call with Dr Gnome. Wait til he hears what you're not doing. The ever observant Dr Gnome notes she is on O2. She says she's been beridden for a year, and girl, that is not believable. It's longer than that.
Dr Gnome is asking her where she gets food. So your provider brings you shit you should not be eating. That's enabling behavior!
"I hardly get hunger pains. I eat maybe twice a day" WHAT THE FUCK, WE JUST WATCHED YOU EAT THREE LARGE MEALS! Plus whatever else you fucking chow down on. Dr Gnome calls out her bullshit, too. And now asks her why she isn't saving her life if she's interested in having her life, and she says she's willing to do anything, just like the rest, but apparently "anything" doesn't mean stopping the shoveling in of an entire fucking box of chicken.
Dr Gnome: it's on you to lose weight. She's bitching that nobody tells her what to eat, what tools to use.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A SITE WHERE YOU COULD SEARCH TO FIND DR GNOME'S DIET OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER FUCKING DIET.
Three and a half hours from Houston. Dr Gnome says they may be able to send an ambulance. And that it's up to her. She says again she'll do anything it takes. He's going to send her the diet and some exercises to do before they get her to Houston.
Yeah, I don't see this happening. She's scared of what could happen when she goes to Houston. Well, you could die, sure. But what the hell are you doing now? Hastening your death. Get your ass toMars Houston.
Ad break at :32 past the first hour. More D+ crap. Because cable/satellite isn't expensive enough, we need to go sub to streaming and pay even more. Not gonna lie, I love Kyra Sedgwick and that new show looks funny as hell.
We're back! We are still in Portand. She's decided to go to Houston. SANDY, the realest friend in the fucking world, has worked with Dr Gnome to get transport, but Cindy is pissing around about moving to Houston. Ah, excuses about it being "too soon" to go to Houston. Really? Do you want to wait until you're half a fucking ton? What the fuck is she talking about, she is nervous about having papers and deadlines. What the fuck, just go be a friend to someone else, Sandy. You seem like a good person, and there are other people ready to accept help.
Goddamn, Sandy's a fucking saint, man. Fuck Mother Teresa, did she manage to get a 700-ish pound woman into a medical transport and to Houston?
Cindy's all nervous about it, and Sandy says let's go, but Denise says no, stay because of your condition. YOU'RE PART OF THAT CONDITION! Medical folks are there, but Cindy's blah blah blah, this is being forced on me. Medical dude says look, we're just trying to get you some help. Blah blah, everything has to bein order, time to think.
Fuck Cindy, man. "I don't feel like anyone is listening to me. I'm not ready for this.: Then WTF did you waste Dr Gnome's time on the video call?
Four hours later: are we going to Houston? "I took a shower, but I don't feel any different." Well, your fucking shower isn't going to wash that fat off you, lardass. "I have to make some calls." She's all pissy with Sandy because Sandy keeps asking her the same thing over and over. GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THAT GODDAMNED BED! Medical guy says, we can't stay here all day. Sandy says, say yes or no. Cindy says "Well, then...no." Oh, nice bald spot you got going on there, Cindy. Sandy, please for the sake of fuck just get away from this manipulative bitch. Oh, and NOW she says she's gonna go. But the medical transport left(?). Oh, they're still there. What the fuck, now she says she wanted to go the whole time but didn't like the way Sandy was trying to make her do it her way. Well, it sure as shit ain't working YOUR way, is it?
This is a bullshit ep, man. Cindy says it's all been Sandy's idea to go this way. I can tell this bitch is gonna give Dr Gnome attitude and he's gonna smack her down .
Oh boy, it's night now, and here comes the fire department, including a ladder engine. Looks like it takes.....eight people to get her out of the fucking bed, on a stretcher, and into the transport. Whiny bitch is complaining about some bullshit, like this is some kind of interruption in her oh so busy life.
Ad break at :50 past the hour. I like the Subaru ad with the woman driving her grandmother home, especially when the grandmother jumps out of the car to go get some dude's phone number for the granddaughter when they're at a gas station. LOL The D+ ads, though, can EABOD.
I should note, for anyone reading my livecaps for the first time that I do actually root for people on MSHPL to lose weight and get their shit together - IF they put forward some kind of effort to work at it. Otherwise, their whining and excuses just get on my last fucking nerve.
And we're back@ :55 past the first hour and we are finally in Houston! They've gone to Sandy's house and not directly to the hospital. Sandy says she has some kind of special chair for Cindy and hopefully she be less like a whiny shitbag after she "rests for a bit", like she does any other goddamned thing. You should have left her in Portland, Sandy, since she was whining the whole time. Cindy's current caretakers were texting her telling her to not do this. What the fuck is wrong with them?
She walked five steps with her walker to a chair and she's whining that she can't sit down. Bitch, just sit down. Now she's doing some dramatic coughing crap. I think Cindy just likes to be the center of attention and have people take care of her. This is bullshit, man. She's overflowing the sides of the chair. And she's going to sleep.
Two days later! Still in the chair, and it's appointment day! But she's told Sandy she's tired and in pain and needs to rest more before she goes. She's whinging that the bathroom is further away than in her place. She's been too lazy to go to the bathroom, so hasn't gone in a day. JFC. I guess this Luis dude is Sandy's husband. He's helping, as it Sandy's daughter. How the hell do THEY feel about having to take care f this bitch, I wonder. Cindy's all panting and whining, she can't get into the bathroom, so she's grunting and groaning her way back to the chair.
JFC, this woman belongs in a fucking hospital, not your fucking house. Now she claims she can't breathe, and she regrets coming to Sandy's place. Whatever, bitch.
That ends the first hour of MSHPL: Cindy Lou Whinerwho edition!
My god, these openings just get more and more gross as time goes by.
Cindy: 45 years old, weight unknown, Portland TX. Well, that tells us one thing, at least: she's probably in bed almost all the time.
Whoa, are we commando under that sheet? O2 cannula, check. Holy shit, how do those things on her wrist fit? Relies on acaretaker named Denise to help her out.
DIABEETUS! Time for some insulin. What? You can't do anything after the insulin but eat? How about hauling your fat ass out of the bed and go wash up?
Breakfast: two fried eggs, bacon, and French fries. JFC, TLC, the closeups of her eating are nasty!
Wow. Denise the home health care provider changed her diaper. Back boobs!
And yes, she was totally commando under that blanket. Oh my god, her legs and gunt look all bruised. Denise fixes the bed then comes into the bathroom to het showered. She says she wishes she could skip it - bathe, dammit - but that's when she "checks her body". I have a diagnosis: FAT!
Toilet and "shower" done, it's back to bed.Ugh, this was the opening part and it's just as nasty now.
Obligatory sad story time! Sexually abused at 8 by a family friend, which is actually the percentages on that sort of thing.
Wait, she's eating again. Popeye's? Box of chicken, two sides, biscuits.
Moms stuck up for her kid, hooray, mom! 200 pounds at 14. Boo, moms! Pops started drinking when she was 16 and got abusive with moms, so moms took her and left. At 18, nearly 300 pounds. Got a job at a grocery store. At 25, she fell down some stair and hurt her leg - ow, my laaayyyg! - so couldn't work. So, she sat at home and ate because of course there wasn't jack shit else one could do when locked in at home, as we all know from 2020!
At 30 , hit 500 pounds. Pops died from cirrhosis of the liver. So she got all depressed and shit. At 36 or 37, she stayed at the hospital for a fucking YEAR? Man, I'm pissed off already. Only managed to lose 100 pounds and left the hospital at 450 pounds.
Went home, and of course, she is on disability. Man. wiping piss off a gigantic person and putting new pads in place - what a job. Friends keeps pushing her to go see Dr Gnome. Her sister died, complications from Parkinson's - now that's sad.
Oh, a phone call - facetime with the friend! Go see Dr Gnome, Sandy says. Wow, no ad break as yet, that's amazing! This must be a juicy episode. Sandy is scared for Cindy, really really wants her to make an appointment with Dr Gnome, and wipes a tear from her eye. Sandy says Cindy can stay with her.
Here come the excuses - I can't do things normal people do, etc. No shit, you're a giant lardass who doesn't want to make any effort to do normal fucking things because it's just easier to lie around in bed all goddamned day, eating! She doesn't want to move. Ooo, more takeout! Some kind of double decker sandwich and fries(?).
Ad break at :20.
Correction to the above: sister died, and MOM has Parkinson's, so cannot take care of Cindy. Well, my mom does NOT have Parkinson's, and I don't expect her to take care of me!
And we're back, after a Discovery+ ad for shit I'm not interested in watching and another D+ ad for 90 day bullshit that I am also uninterested in watching.
We are still in Portland TX, and Cindy is not doing shit to help herself get out of the fucking bed. She's gonna have a video call with Dr Gnome. Wait til he hears what you're not doing. The ever observant Dr Gnome notes she is on O2. She says she's been beridden for a year, and girl, that is not believable. It's longer than that.
Dr Gnome is asking her where she gets food. So your provider brings you shit you should not be eating. That's enabling behavior!
"I hardly get hunger pains. I eat maybe twice a day" WHAT THE FUCK, WE JUST WATCHED YOU EAT THREE LARGE MEALS! Plus whatever else you fucking chow down on. Dr Gnome calls out her bullshit, too. And now asks her why she isn't saving her life if she's interested in having her life, and she says she's willing to do anything, just like the rest, but apparently "anything" doesn't mean stopping the shoveling in of an entire fucking box of chicken.
Dr Gnome: it's on you to lose weight. She's bitching that nobody tells her what to eat, what tools to use.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A SITE WHERE YOU COULD SEARCH TO FIND DR GNOME'S DIET OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER FUCKING DIET.
Three and a half hours from Houston. Dr Gnome says they may be able to send an ambulance. And that it's up to her. She says again she'll do anything it takes. He's going to send her the diet and some exercises to do before they get her to Houston.
Yeah, I don't see this happening. She's scared of what could happen when she goes to Houston. Well, you could die, sure. But what the hell are you doing now? Hastening your death. Get your ass to
Ad break at :32 past the first hour. More D+ crap. Because cable/satellite isn't expensive enough, we need to go sub to streaming and pay even more. Not gonna lie, I love Kyra Sedgwick and that new show looks funny as hell.
We're back! We are still in Portand. She's decided to go to Houston. SANDY, the realest friend in the fucking world, has worked with Dr Gnome to get transport, but Cindy is pissing around about moving to Houston. Ah, excuses about it being "too soon" to go to Houston. Really? Do you want to wait until you're half a fucking ton? What the fuck is she talking about, she is nervous about having papers and deadlines. What the fuck, just go be a friend to someone else, Sandy. You seem like a good person, and there are other people ready to accept help.
Goddamn, Sandy's a fucking saint, man. Fuck Mother Teresa, did she manage to get a 700-ish pound woman into a medical transport and to Houston?
Cindy's all nervous about it, and Sandy says let's go, but Denise says no, stay because of your condition. YOU'RE PART OF THAT CONDITION! Medical folks are there, but Cindy's blah blah blah, this is being forced on me. Medical dude says look, we're just trying to get you some help. Blah blah, everything has to bein order, time to think.
Fuck Cindy, man. "I don't feel like anyone is listening to me. I'm not ready for this.: Then WTF did you waste Dr Gnome's time on the video call?
Four hours later: are we going to Houston? "I took a shower, but I don't feel any different." Well, your fucking shower isn't going to wash that fat off you, lardass. "I have to make some calls." She's all pissy with Sandy because Sandy keeps asking her the same thing over and over. GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THAT GODDAMNED BED! Medical guy says, we can't stay here all day. Sandy says, say yes or no. Cindy says "Well, then...no." Oh, nice bald spot you got going on there, Cindy. Sandy, please for the sake of fuck just get away from this manipulative bitch. Oh, and NOW she says she's gonna go. But the medical transport left(?). Oh, they're still there. What the fuck, now she says she wanted to go the whole time but didn't like the way Sandy was trying to make her do it her way. Well, it sure as shit ain't working YOUR way, is it?
This is a bullshit ep, man. Cindy says it's all been Sandy's idea to go this way. I can tell this bitch is gonna give Dr Gnome attitude and he's gonna smack her down .
Oh boy, it's night now, and here comes the fire department, including a ladder engine. Looks like it takes.....eight people to get her out of the fucking bed, on a stretcher, and into the transport. Whiny bitch is complaining about some bullshit, like this is some kind of interruption in her oh so busy life.
Ad break at :50 past the hour. I like the Subaru ad with the woman driving her grandmother home, especially when the grandmother jumps out of the car to go get some dude's phone number for the granddaughter when they're at a gas station. LOL The D+ ads, though, can EABOD.
I should note, for anyone reading my livecaps for the first time that I do actually root for people on MSHPL to lose weight and get their shit together - IF they put forward some kind of effort to work at it. Otherwise, their whining and excuses just get on my last fucking nerve.
And we're back@ :55 past the first hour and we are finally in Houston! They've gone to Sandy's house and not directly to the hospital. Sandy says she has some kind of special chair for Cindy and hopefully she be less like a whiny shitbag after she "rests for a bit", like she does any other goddamned thing. You should have left her in Portland, Sandy, since she was whining the whole time. Cindy's current caretakers were texting her telling her to not do this. What the fuck is wrong with them?
She walked five steps with her walker to a chair and she's whining that she can't sit down. Bitch, just sit down. Now she's doing some dramatic coughing crap. I think Cindy just likes to be the center of attention and have people take care of her. This is bullshit, man. She's overflowing the sides of the chair. And she's going to sleep.
Two days later! Still in the chair, and it's appointment day! But she's told Sandy she's tired and in pain and needs to rest more before she goes. She's whinging that the bathroom is further away than in her place. She's been too lazy to go to the bathroom, so hasn't gone in a day. JFC. I guess this Luis dude is Sandy's husband. He's helping, as it Sandy's daughter. How the hell do THEY feel about having to take care f this bitch, I wonder. Cindy's all panting and whining, she can't get into the bathroom, so she's grunting and groaning her way back to the chair.
JFC, this woman belongs in a fucking hospital, not your fucking house. Now she claims she can't breathe, and she regrets coming to Sandy's place. Whatever, bitch.
That ends the first hour of MSHPL: Cindy Lou Whinerwho edition!
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And we're off into hour two, ushered in by yet another round of fucking D+ ads. I guess if you own a big ol group of channels, you can just throw ads in like Big Al drops garlic salt on salmon.
OMG, Dr Gnome is making a house call to Sandy's, to give Cindy the what for (I hope).That's a big SUV for tiny Dr Gnome. He says the question is does she want to change her situation. SPOILER: NO SHE DOES NOT.
Dr Gnome asking her why she didn't do the diet or exercise. "I don't know" That's a fucking child's answer, Cindy (me, not Dr Gnome). Dr Gnome listens to her heart, which sounds good.
"Do you have swelling in your leg?"
"Not sure." - yet you told us that your shower time is when you check your body. how could you possibly not know?
Weigh in time! Get up! There's a scale three steps away, and she's gonna act like she's passing out from stepping on it. Survey says: 614 pounds. She says OMG like she doesn't believe it. Learned helplessness, man. That's what all these people have in common.
O2 sat dropped to the 70s while she was panting and grunting and groaning her way back to the chair. Because she's panting instead of just fucking breathing normally. Can't have people pity you if you don't make an act out of it. Don't get me wrong, the lymphedema looks painful, but I think she just doesn't want to lose weight, much like I think Big Al doesn't. Dr Gnome says do you want to stay in this life?
She claims she doesn't feel comfortable at all in her current life (LIAR). Ugh, she has the Chantal face going on. Dr Gnome says lose 70 pound in one munt and we need to do blood work. Can't wait until we hear what Cindy Lou Whinypants has to say about that. It's overwhelming! I'm in pain! I can't do things normal people do! Am I right? Dunno, w hit an ad beak at :15 into the second hour. More D+ crap, and it's a wedding of some kind that looks like some white dude got himself a mail order bride. Creepy!
Back again. Still in Houston, so I guess Cindy hasn't demanded to be taken back to her home and her comfy hospital bed and caretaker who feeds her shitty food all day.
Sandy and her daughter have been working for the past few weeks to eat right and get her gigantic lard ass out of the chair, but of course Cindy doesn't want any of that shit. Let's go outside! She's wearing a muumuu and those grippy hospital socks. Told you she didn't like shoes. Whine, cry, UI can't do that ("that" is going out the fucking door). So she turns around and goes back to the chair, whining the entire time. I'm really getting pissed by her grunting and groaning. I've known people who have lost limbs who don't whine this much, JFC.
Excuses about why she couldn't go down the small step in the front door. Sandy leaves her in her chair and tells her to do some exercising, she's going to go do laundry. Cindy is barely moving her legs, and is whining that she needs more time, etc. So Dr Gnome sent a transport to take her to the hospital - checkmate, whinebag!
Time for the logistics of getting fatty onto the stretcher. She says see is not ready for this and does not want to see Dr Gnome (in a VO). It's all just so hard and nobody is listening to me, I can only do so much, and I'm already pushing myself. NO YOU ARE NOT.
Ad break at :25 into the second hour. I gotta tell you, I would have said, fine, you're not "ready" for this, put her back on the fucking transport, and sent her ass home.
We're in the hospital. Dr Gnome says it doesn't look like Cindy has made much progress. Hoo boy, Dr Gnome, you have no idea. Now Dr Gnome says to Sandy that you're not following the diet for her. Yer gonna die, Cindy! You need therapy. "I'm willing to try it out, yes." Yeah, I don't believe her. She'll go to one session and then nope out of all the followups.
This is going to be an epic fail episode, I can feel it.
Two weeks later. After further tests, they found she was in heart failure, so they kept her. and they'd found that she was in heart failure. She also manage to GAIN 10 pound in the past munt before hospitalization instead of losing 70. They've restricted her diet and she's lost 38 pound in two week, says Dr Gnome.
Dr Gnome brings in a bunch of people and tells her to get her ass out of bed. She's laying there across the bed like a fucking beached whale. They're trying to get her lifted out of bed so she can walk to the scale and weigh in. More grunting and groaning. Weight is: 575. So, 42 pound lost after this hospital stay. Will she stay in? Will she go back to Sandy's? Ah, they're kicking her. Dr Gnome says he wants her to lose 70 pound in one munt.
Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! Cindy needs to stick to the diet and exercise, and if she doesn't stick to it, they might need to consider bringing her back in.
She's whining about feeling "weak" - bitch, you could not eat for a fucking munt and still have reserves, so miss me with your bullshit whining.
Ad break at :40 into the second hour. Gonna guess we're not going to see any surgery on this episode.
And back in the chair at Sandy's. Video call with Dr Paradise! She doesn't look any thinner to me. He wants to know about her background. She "forgot" what happened to her dad's liver. No, you didn't. Dr Paradise points out something that I notice: Cindy has a rather flat affect, even when talking about her childhood. She claims she came to Houston to see Dr Gnome and save her life. Dr Paradise says what can you do right now to help that happen. He tells he to try to express gratitude to Sandy - which you should be doing, bitch, without anyone telling you to do it, FFS. He also tells her to push herself and I bet that won't happen. Claims she wants change, but she's just lying there.
Month 4
She's lying in her chair. Sandy is washing dishes. She asked Sandy if there was something she could do for Sandy, and Sandy says she could paint her nails. Sandy asks her how she feels, and Cindy is saying hey, thanks for all the help, but still in that flat affect, like you're talking about what shampoo you use. She has another appointment in a couple of weeks with Dr Gnome, and she's worried about having to walk that far, whatever. How abou you focus on the present and what you can do RIGHT NOW to help yourself. Like thos leg exercises you could do while sitting on your ass in that chair?
Ad break at :52 into the second hour, and hopefully the last, because I am ready for this ep to be over.
Still lying in the chair. Skipped her appointment with Dr Gnome because she says she can't walk. Whining again that no one is listening to her, and she's trying hardest, blah blah. Video call with Dr Gnome. Claims she "didn't know what to do" because she didn't think she could walk, and decided to just skip the appointment. Claims she does want to lose weight, but does NOT want to be in a controlled environment. "I'm doing the best I can." LIAR. Dr Gnome says you're not doing shit to help yourself. So Dr Gnome is giving her one more chance: 70 pound in one munt. She's all cunty when telling Dr Gnome she gets it.
"I'm just so frustrated, because no one listens to me. I don't need a controlled environment." Yes, you do. You really do.
LOL - she's "already given up so much". BULLSHIT. She thinks it's still "too soon" for her to walk into the fucking clinic. She doesn't want to be in a controlled environment. She just wants to go home. LET HER GO, SANDY!
"I knew this was a bad decision from the beginning. I've given up so much for this." BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GIVEN UP? You have a doctor who wants to help you, and entire FAMILY who IS helping you, and you're just an ungrateful land whale who wants to eat and eat and eat. Good luck. We'll see you when you're over a thousand pounds.
Claims she's learned so much from this, and she'll take that home to implement those things. Yeah, sure, bitch, whatever.
And that's the end, thank fuck for that.
Episode rating: EPIC FAIL WITH A SIDE OF WHINING AND BAD ATTITUDE
See y'all next week!
OMG, Dr Gnome is making a house call to Sandy's, to give Cindy the what for (I hope).That's a big SUV for tiny Dr Gnome. He says the question is does she want to change her situation. SPOILER: NO SHE DOES NOT.
Dr Gnome asking her why she didn't do the diet or exercise. "I don't know" That's a fucking child's answer, Cindy (me, not Dr Gnome). Dr Gnome listens to her heart, which sounds good.
"Do you have swelling in your leg?"
"Not sure." - yet you told us that your shower time is when you check your body. how could you possibly not know?
Weigh in time! Get up! There's a scale three steps away, and she's gonna act like she's passing out from stepping on it. Survey says: 614 pounds. She says OMG like she doesn't believe it. Learned helplessness, man. That's what all these people have in common.
O2 sat dropped to the 70s while she was panting and grunting and groaning her way back to the chair. Because she's panting instead of just fucking breathing normally. Can't have people pity you if you don't make an act out of it. Don't get me wrong, the lymphedema looks painful, but I think she just doesn't want to lose weight, much like I think Big Al doesn't. Dr Gnome says do you want to stay in this life?
She claims she doesn't feel comfortable at all in her current life (LIAR). Ugh, she has the Chantal face going on. Dr Gnome says lose 70 pound in one munt and we need to do blood work. Can't wait until we hear what Cindy Lou Whinypants has to say about that. It's overwhelming! I'm in pain! I can't do things normal people do! Am I right? Dunno, w hit an ad beak at :15 into the second hour. More D+ crap, and it's a wedding of some kind that looks like some white dude got himself a mail order bride. Creepy!
Back again. Still in Houston, so I guess Cindy hasn't demanded to be taken back to her home and her comfy hospital bed and caretaker who feeds her shitty food all day.
Sandy and her daughter have been working for the past few weeks to eat right and get her gigantic lard ass out of the chair, but of course Cindy doesn't want any of that shit. Let's go outside! She's wearing a muumuu and those grippy hospital socks. Told you she didn't like shoes. Whine, cry, UI can't do that ("that" is going out the fucking door). So she turns around and goes back to the chair, whining the entire time. I'm really getting pissed by her grunting and groaning. I've known people who have lost limbs who don't whine this much, JFC.
Excuses about why she couldn't go down the small step in the front door. Sandy leaves her in her chair and tells her to do some exercising, she's going to go do laundry. Cindy is barely moving her legs, and is whining that she needs more time, etc. So Dr Gnome sent a transport to take her to the hospital - checkmate, whinebag!
Time for the logistics of getting fatty onto the stretcher. She says see is not ready for this and does not want to see Dr Gnome (in a VO). It's all just so hard and nobody is listening to me, I can only do so much, and I'm already pushing myself. NO YOU ARE NOT.
Ad break at :25 into the second hour. I gotta tell you, I would have said, fine, you're not "ready" for this, put her back on the fucking transport, and sent her ass home.
We're in the hospital. Dr Gnome says it doesn't look like Cindy has made much progress. Hoo boy, Dr Gnome, you have no idea. Now Dr Gnome says to Sandy that you're not following the diet for her. Yer gonna die, Cindy! You need therapy. "I'm willing to try it out, yes." Yeah, I don't believe her. She'll go to one session and then nope out of all the followups.
This is going to be an epic fail episode, I can feel it.
Two weeks later. After further tests, they found she was in heart failure, so they kept her. and they'd found that she was in heart failure. She also manage to GAIN 10 pound in the past munt before hospitalization instead of losing 70. They've restricted her diet and she's lost 38 pound in two week, says Dr Gnome.
Dr Gnome brings in a bunch of people and tells her to get her ass out of bed. She's laying there across the bed like a fucking beached whale. They're trying to get her lifted out of bed so she can walk to the scale and weigh in. More grunting and groaning. Weight is: 575. So, 42 pound lost after this hospital stay. Will she stay in? Will she go back to Sandy's? Ah, they're kicking her. Dr Gnome says he wants her to lose 70 pound in one munt.
Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! Cindy needs to stick to the diet and exercise, and if she doesn't stick to it, they might need to consider bringing her back in.
She's whining about feeling "weak" - bitch, you could not eat for a fucking munt and still have reserves, so miss me with your bullshit whining.
Ad break at :40 into the second hour. Gonna guess we're not going to see any surgery on this episode.
And back in the chair at Sandy's. Video call with Dr Paradise! She doesn't look any thinner to me. He wants to know about her background. She "forgot" what happened to her dad's liver. No, you didn't. Dr Paradise points out something that I notice: Cindy has a rather flat affect, even when talking about her childhood. She claims she came to Houston to see Dr Gnome and save her life. Dr Paradise says what can you do right now to help that happen. He tells he to try to express gratitude to Sandy - which you should be doing, bitch, without anyone telling you to do it, FFS. He also tells her to push herself and I bet that won't happen. Claims she wants change, but she's just lying there.
Month 4
She's lying in her chair. Sandy is washing dishes. She asked Sandy if there was something she could do for Sandy, and Sandy says she could paint her nails. Sandy asks her how she feels, and Cindy is saying hey, thanks for all the help, but still in that flat affect, like you're talking about what shampoo you use. She has another appointment in a couple of weeks with Dr Gnome, and she's worried about having to walk that far, whatever. How abou you focus on the present and what you can do RIGHT NOW to help yourself. Like thos leg exercises you could do while sitting on your ass in that chair?
Ad break at :52 into the second hour, and hopefully the last, because I am ready for this ep to be over.
Still lying in the chair. Skipped her appointment with Dr Gnome because she says she can't walk. Whining again that no one is listening to her, and she's trying hardest, blah blah. Video call with Dr Gnome. Claims she "didn't know what to do" because she didn't think she could walk, and decided to just skip the appointment. Claims she does want to lose weight, but does NOT want to be in a controlled environment. "I'm doing the best I can." LIAR. Dr Gnome says you're not doing shit to help yourself. So Dr Gnome is giving her one more chance: 70 pound in one munt. She's all cunty when telling Dr Gnome she gets it.
"I'm just so frustrated, because no one listens to me. I don't need a controlled environment." Yes, you do. You really do.
LOL - she's "already given up so much". BULLSHIT. She thinks it's still "too soon" for her to walk into the fucking clinic. She doesn't want to be in a controlled environment. She just wants to go home. LET HER GO, SANDY!
"I knew this was a bad decision from the beginning. I've given up so much for this." BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GIVEN UP? You have a doctor who wants to help you, and entire FAMILY who IS helping you, and you're just an ungrateful land whale who wants to eat and eat and eat. Good luck. We'll see you when you're over a thousand pounds.
Claims she's learned so much from this, and she'll take that home to implement those things. Yeah, sure, bitch, whatever.
And that's the end, thank fuck for that.
Episode rating: EPIC FAIL WITH A SIDE OF WHINING AND BAD ATTITUDE
See y'all next week!
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Was just watching the part where she was made to get up and walk to the door, huffing, puffing and moaning all the way. My son is in the other room and calls out " if I didn't know better, I'd think you were in there watching porno"
Cindy is a complete waste of resources. Do you know how many medical people permanently injure their backs on people like this? I don't understand why they are even wasting their time to help her because she is not willing to do a damn thing for herself.
She may lose weight because she is bed bound and her friend and medical helper are policing her food but the minute she is let loose she will gain again and all that time, taxpayers money and effort will be a complete waste.
I fully support people like her being shipped to the Arctic Circle for feed the poor starving polar bears.
I missed out on the most recent weigh in at the hospital. Did she lose anything at all?
Cindy is a complete waste of resources. Do you know how many medical people permanently injure their backs on people like this? I don't understand why they are even wasting their time to help her because she is not willing to do a damn thing for herself.
She may lose weight because she is bed bound and her friend and medical helper are policing her food but the minute she is let loose she will gain again and all that time, taxpayers money and effort will be a complete waste.
I fully support people like her being shipped to the Arctic Circle for feed the poor starving polar bears.
I missed out on the most recent weigh in at the hospital. Did she lose anything at all?
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Maybe Dr. Gnome needs to start putting up photos of contestants who died for not following Dr. Now's diet? Maybe that might be motivating. Or not.
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I didn't see the exclamation after the Ed and I thought how awesome it would be if Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy was in Dr. Now's place
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So tired of hearing g her bitch about how much she has given up and how she tried so hard. She didn't do a damn thing to help herself. I see Chantal aka Foodie Beauty ending up just like this.
No great loss. Thankfully she never contributed to the gene pool.
No great loss. Thankfully she never contributed to the gene pool.
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Nothing significant. What struck me is that the "friend" basically made her go to Houston at the point of a spear, yet didn't strictly police her diet so that she lost some weight. Makes me wonder what her motives were.
Not even a catfished date/move-in/marriage where the dude/tte says, "I didn't care that she was big (a giant, lazy lardass), I fell in love with her personality (and the chance to grift off some of that disability check)."
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That’s what confused me. Why would the friend lie to Dr. Now about what she was feeding Cindy when she seemed like she wanted her to get help? Cindy could be sneaking food but where would she put the evidence?
Also I got some major Chantal vibes from her eyes and bloated face.
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Writing a short recap now but considering this woman was her PAID INSURANCE caretaker for years and Cindy is manipulative what you are seeing is the dynamic that occrs when a caretaker has bad boundaries and becomes enmeshed with their client. This is why there are warnings in codes of conduct about behaviors with former clients.
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A lot of shit got left on the cutting room floor in this ep. So, so weird.
That's exactly who she reminded me of, truly.
She had a really flat affect, even when - as Dr Paradise pointed out - she was talking about the obligatory trauma. My thought was either she was somewhere on the autism scale or she is a bonafide case of schizoid personality disorder. I lean toward the latter, just because she was so fucking disinterested in any of it. She wasn't in Houston because she wanted to go, she was there because someone else wanted her to go. By her words, she seemed to think she would just go, and Dr Gnome would operate on her, without her having to do anything. And everyone knows by now that isn't the case. The whole thing was just odd.
I get trying to befriend someone who has no friends, but goddamn, you have to know when to just let someone go,=.
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From what Cindy said she was her carer for 4 years she probly emotionally manipulated her for that entire time and beyond. Cindy shows a lot of anti-social pesonality traits.
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Pretty much shes more passive, but shes just as manipulative. Women who are sociopaths tend to present different from men. That is why I think she really is at least portraying multiple symptoms of it. Men tend to be impuslive sociopaths the murderers, the one that cause a lot of trouble. Women tend to be the sociopaths that end up as CEOs and shit because they are more passive/passive agressive in their manipulations.
Recap:
Already have the great recap above so just gonna make a short one:
It was brought up in other posts why would Sandy be so vested into this. Sandy was her caretaker for 4 years when you work in that type of situation especailly if the person is manipulative you can become enmeshed with them and this is one of the reasons rules exist that you can't have these type of relationships with former clients. Having Cindy move in, etc. stuff like that means your boundaries are screwed with that person you used to work for.
She seems to only wish to be naked. Has Diabetes. Was in Hospital a year once she was so sick. She is on disability. Sandy was her caretaker and they became friends.
So the home health care aide really could tell this woman no and get another job. Dr. Now even comments on the concerning nature of this dynamic with a provider coverd by her insurance. You are allowed to state that you will not be complacent with hastening someones death. She also has a hospital bed in her room and a simple bar lift system. She also has her name written on every item.
As was stated shes on insulin (are the pens supposed to refrigerated like the vials?) as well as 24/7 oxygen. There is also both a BIPAP AND CPAP hook up next to her bed.
First Meal (Made by HHCA):
Large Rasher of bacon, three eggs, and half a plate of thick cut wazy fries.
She has a diaper and multiple differing types of absorbant pads. The diaper is actually rolled up towels shoved up in there and held on with some gauze type paper.
Second Meal (Popeyes): 5,940 Calories
12 piece Family Meal (Feeds 3 to 4 people): Large mac and cheese, Large Potatoes and Gravy, 6 Biscuits, 12 pieces of fried chicken.
Third Meal (McAlister's Deli): 1030 Calories
Grilled Chicken Club w/ Bag of Chips
After eating all this she tells Now (I only eat breakfast and dinner 2x a day.)
Now gives her the diet and goal of 70 lb weight loss off camera.
Now accuses her of knowing how to work the system to live in her little happy bubble of food. She begins making excuses right away that no one will tell her waht to do, that she needs an ambulance, taht she cna't get there. She discusses everything in people doing things FOR her. Takes 3 weeks to decide to actually go to Houston.
Month 1
Shes gone wishy washy now and doesn't want to go. Shes still just laying there nude when the hospital transport comes. It is really odd the lack of care she has taht she is nude with jewelry on.
When the ambulance comes she is playing on her phone naked in bed. Shes stating this is all being forced upon her (Some have stated that she is possibly slow, she seems to just be very manipulative. If anything she has anti-social traits : flat affect, manipulative behaviors, not caring for others) The smile when shes telling them no after wasting their time is a pretty big hint this is all a manipulation game to her. The way she chose to go was also manipulation she seems to enjoy the control she has over people. "If things dont go well its not my fault because this was all sandy's idea"
Sandy is against her caretakers questioning her health in doing this. But Sandy says Cindy just needs a caretaker like her who loves her and wants to take her under her wing. The comments about the other caretakers are never shown on camera so there is no way to know if these are just Cindy's excuses or actual messages.
Shes in too much pain to go to Dr. Now because she doesnt have the bed she needs and is instead in a lazy boy. Shes been refusing to take the trip to go the bathroom so has bene using diapers again in the lazy boy.
Dr. Now home visits her since she won't go to office.
First Weigh In - 614 lbs
Pre 4 step walk : 92 Oxy/83 HBM After : 75 Oxy/101 HBM
Goal - 70 lb lost in one month.
Shes refusing to do the diet or anything for Sandy. For someone who wants to whine and cry about nto being able to breathe flat out REFUSING to use her oxygen when Sandy realized she needed it is insane.
Month 2
Skipped appointment so Dr Now sent ambulance for her to be checked up. She doesnt want to see Dr Now because shes decided shes not ready for this and knows shes made no progress. Shes still going on that no ones listening to her that she just needs more time. Shes been pushing ehrself ot the max and its too much.
2nd Weigh in - @620 lbs - @6 lbs gained.
Shes in heart failure. She refuses to help when they want to get her discharge weight and just lays there making them move her.
Discharge Weigh in - 575 lbs - 42 lb loss while on 1200 calorie diet.
People may wonder about the belt thats a simplified gait belt help them to hold onto to keep her upright and help her not fall.
Her first thought is that shes glad ot get out to go eat again. Since htey are making her weak with lack of nutrition on the diet.
She tells the therapist that Sandy is her primary caregiver when he asks about important people in her life. Though shes just living with Sandy and almost forcing this on her.
Month 4
Shes running out of breath painting Sandy's nails. Nervous to go to Dr Now cause she will have to walk. Skipped Dr Now appointment again. Sandy is worried about her progress but doing nothing. Cindy says No ones listening to her blah blah blah....blah blah blah...
Now tells her she has no want to save her life. She refuses controlled enviornment to lose weight.
Goal : 1 MORE month to lose 70 lbs and get more active.
She feels shes wasting her time and giving up too much to do this.
She quit and is going home she doesnt want to go to controlled diet place and she says shes suffering and this was a bad decision. Shes totalyl gonna do it on her own now.
Status : Epic anti-social attention wanting waste of time
She seems to only wish to be naked. Has Diabetes. Was in Hospital a year once she was so sick. She is on disability. Sandy was her caretaker and they became friends.
So the home health care aide really could tell this woman no and get another job. Dr. Now even comments on the concerning nature of this dynamic with a provider coverd by her insurance. You are allowed to state that you will not be complacent with hastening someones death. She also has a hospital bed in her room and a simple bar lift system. She also has her name written on every item.
As was stated shes on insulin (are the pens supposed to refrigerated like the vials?) as well as 24/7 oxygen. There is also both a BIPAP AND CPAP hook up next to her bed.
First Meal (Made by HHCA):
Large Rasher of bacon, three eggs, and half a plate of thick cut wazy fries.
She has a diaper and multiple differing types of absorbant pads. The diaper is actually rolled up towels shoved up in there and held on with some gauze type paper.
Second Meal (Popeyes): 5,940 Calories
12 piece Family Meal (Feeds 3 to 4 people): Large mac and cheese, Large Potatoes and Gravy, 6 Biscuits, 12 pieces of fried chicken.
Third Meal (McAlister's Deli): 1030 Calories
Grilled Chicken Club w/ Bag of Chips
After eating all this she tells Now (I only eat breakfast and dinner 2x a day.)
Now gives her the diet and goal of 70 lb weight loss off camera.
Now accuses her of knowing how to work the system to live in her little happy bubble of food. She begins making excuses right away that no one will tell her waht to do, that she needs an ambulance, taht she cna't get there. She discusses everything in people doing things FOR her. Takes 3 weeks to decide to actually go to Houston.
Month 1
Shes gone wishy washy now and doesn't want to go. Shes still just laying there nude when the hospital transport comes. It is really odd the lack of care she has taht she is nude with jewelry on.
When the ambulance comes she is playing on her phone naked in bed. Shes stating this is all being forced upon her (Some have stated that she is possibly slow, she seems to just be very manipulative. If anything she has anti-social traits : flat affect, manipulative behaviors, not caring for others) The smile when shes telling them no after wasting their time is a pretty big hint this is all a manipulation game to her. The way she chose to go was also manipulation she seems to enjoy the control she has over people. "If things dont go well its not my fault because this was all sandy's idea"
Sandy is against her caretakers questioning her health in doing this. But Sandy says Cindy just needs a caretaker like her who loves her and wants to take her under her wing. The comments about the other caretakers are never shown on camera so there is no way to know if these are just Cindy's excuses or actual messages.
Shes in too much pain to go to Dr. Now because she doesnt have the bed she needs and is instead in a lazy boy. Shes been refusing to take the trip to go the bathroom so has bene using diapers again in the lazy boy.
Dr. Now home visits her since she won't go to office.
First Weigh In - 614 lbs
Pre 4 step walk : 92 Oxy/83 HBM After : 75 Oxy/101 HBM
Goal - 70 lb lost in one month.
Shes refusing to do the diet or anything for Sandy. For someone who wants to whine and cry about nto being able to breathe flat out REFUSING to use her oxygen when Sandy realized she needed it is insane.
Month 2
Skipped appointment so Dr Now sent ambulance for her to be checked up. She doesnt want to see Dr Now because shes decided shes not ready for this and knows shes made no progress. Shes still going on that no ones listening to her that she just needs more time. Shes been pushing ehrself ot the max and its too much.
2nd Weigh in - @620 lbs - @6 lbs gained.
Shes in heart failure. She refuses to help when they want to get her discharge weight and just lays there making them move her.
Discharge Weigh in - 575 lbs - 42 lb loss while on 1200 calorie diet.
People may wonder about the belt thats a simplified gait belt help them to hold onto to keep her upright and help her not fall.
Her first thought is that shes glad ot get out to go eat again. Since htey are making her weak with lack of nutrition on the diet.
She tells the therapist that Sandy is her primary caregiver when he asks about important people in her life. Though shes just living with Sandy and almost forcing this on her.
Month 4
Shes running out of breath painting Sandy's nails. Nervous to go to Dr Now cause she will have to walk. Skipped Dr Now appointment again. Sandy is worried about her progress but doing nothing. Cindy says No ones listening to her blah blah blah....blah blah blah...
Now tells her she has no want to save her life. She refuses controlled enviornment to lose weight.
Goal : 1 MORE month to lose 70 lbs and get more active.
She feels shes wasting her time and giving up too much to do this.
She quit and is going home she doesnt want to go to controlled diet place and she says shes suffering and this was a bad decision. Shes totalyl gonna do it on her own now.
Status : Epic anti-social attention wanting waste of time
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Is she a nudist or just so fat and lazy she gave up getting dressed? I don't remember any of the other obeasts being naked this much apart from the obligatory crotch/bathing shots.
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Think lazy at the friends house she seems to just sit and not move with the same hosue dress on.
I would be so good at helping a totally immobilized person like Cindy lose weight. I’d just be like “here’s your boiled egg for breakfast” then 12 hours later “here’s your baked chicken breast for dinner” every day until they were thin enough to no longer be immobilized.
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man laughing at fat people never gets old