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Good Wednesday evening, fellow assholes! We gather one again for one of our most cherished rituals: watching MSHPL and seeing if whichever deathfat is on can turn their life around with the help of Dr Gnome and some willpower. As usual, I will be livecapping; the first hour will be in one comment, edited repeatedly, and the second hour in another. Tonight should be a doozy, as there is a spouse involved, which is always fun! So get your popcorn/snacks/treadmill/yoga mat or whatever the hell it is you do while watching, and let's do this shit.
 
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Goo Wednesday evening, fellow assholes! We gather one again for one of our most cherished rituals: watching MSHPL and seeing if whichever deathfat is on can turn their life around with the help of Dr Gnome and some willpower. As usual, I will be livecapping; the first hour will be in one comment, edited repeatedly, and the second hour in another. Tonight should be a doozy, as there is a spouse involved, which is always fun!

Awe yea

 
JFC, are we gonna have to look at the Discovey+ ad in the upper right the entire time, TLC? Will you still give us three D+ ads at every ad break?

Who's the lucky contestant this week? It's Carrie! She is 37 years old and weighs 600+
pounds.

Well, they're already in TX, so at least they won't have far to go to see Dr Gnome.

So, time to get up, and she asks her husband to get everything ready. Seriously? Get your fat all out of bed. I can tell already this is going to piss me off. She has a table fupa. Whoa, double fupa!

Obligatory shower/bath scene. Her husband could stand to go on a diet, too. This is some fucked up codependent thing these two have going on. She sits on the edge of the tub and he bathes her. Just stand under the goddamned shower. Oh good, she did, with the usual fucking whiny VO about how everything hurts.

She's fucking irritating me because she sounds like CuntySmugChantal.

Her husband "doesn't know what else to do, re: cooking food for her. STOP FEEDING HER SHITTY FOOD, YOU RETARD! She managed to get her fat ass dressed and walk from the bedroom, right through the kitchen, to the living room, where she is joined by her two daughters, who are also fatasses.

Obligatory sad backstory. Both parents were overweight, because they loved to eat, so of course she stuffed food down her face. 100 pounds at age 8. 200 pounds at 10/11. Blah, blah, felt she disappointed mom. At 18, somewhere around 400 pounds. College lasted a few months, she slept with some dude and got preggers. JFC, she went online to find a husband and married the first one who talked nice to her. Got up to 500 pounds.

Drive through in current times, ordering a bunch of shit she doesn't need. Pops went in for a gastric bypass, became septic, and died. Daughter born the same month Pops died. Gosh, your online husband wasn't what he said he was and started beating you? Shocker.

At 24, working at her daughter's daycare, at about 560 pounds, almost 600 pounds when she met current husband.

Chris: she had a great personality, etc. Her weight didn't bother him. Why the fuck not?

Goddamn, she's getting out of the car and her upper arms are the size of a person's torso. Two miscarriages, tumor found, had a hysterectomy. Of course she gained afterward, 50 pounds in 6 weeks.

She actually has a job, holy fuck, as a receptionist at a doctor's office. Yeah, that's what I want to see at my doc's office. They're sitting in the living room, and she tells him to go check the spaghetti casserole carb-loaded whatever the hell that is. He brings her a gigantic portion plus a handful of breadsticks.

Chris: I'm willing to do anything. Really? Why don't you FUCKING BRING HER LESS FOOD? WTF is she going to do, chase you down and beat you up?

Grrr. First ad break at :17 past the first hour. Discovery+ ad count: 3 Guess that will continue.

We're back. They're gonna trah to go to Houston -two hours there and two hours back. LOL- the plan is not to stop at all, food, bathroom, nothing. I'm gonna bet that shit won't hold. Little trotation ad for D+ at the bottom. FUCK YOU TLC.

She's huffing and puffing just walking out to the car. "This is gonna be hard." No shit. "Whatever it takes." Doubt it! Holy shit they didn't stop. Amazing.

Time for a weigh in! She's a cross between Chantal and Big Al, panting like a focking horse that's run the Derby. I'm gonna say 600!

She weighs in at 602.9. She knows it's gonna get worse without Dr Gnome's help. Dr Gnome! How y'all doin'.

High blood pressure, diabetes, asthma. Dr Gnome says wtf are you doing to stuff your piehole. Who buys this bullshit you're eating? Both of them. He points out there is some enabling going on. She blathers on about what she wants when he has asked what the hell does he want him to do to stop that? So, you're not active and you eat shit, so you've fucked up your cardiovascular system, good job. He listens to her chest, her heart rate is 120 at rest. LOL, she says she knows she's out of control and Dr Gnome and I say the same thing: if you know, wtf are you not making changes?

Time for the diet and other info stuff. He says he's going to give BOTH of them the papers about dieting. No more snacking, only eating three times a day. He wants her to lose 60 pound over next two munt. Also exercise, twice a day, morning and night. If she does that, he will evaluate for WLS. He tells Chris to stand on the scale on the way out. Dr Gnome tells Carrie if Chris loses more weight than she does, she's gonna be in trouble.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! Things are dire, Carrie needs to get her shit together and Chris needs to stop enabling her.

Carrie: exciting and intimidating and scary. I know the importance of this. Chris weighs in: 318 pounds. So he's literally almost half her size.

Ad break at :34.

Six Degrees with Mike Rowe on D+. Bummer, cause I'm not paying for that.

It's been a week. She walks in the house and plops down in a chair. They're eating broccoli and cheese stuffed chicken. The girl is cooking, and I've no idea who this other girl Is the daughter gay? Is that her gf? They're all eating off tv trays in the living room. EAT AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE. Studies show that's better. She's rattling on with a Dr Gnome appreciation speech, and I agree, he's great, but I'm not typing all that bullshit.

She "doesn't want to mess this up", but she's just sitting there. OK.

Month 3, back to Houston. I've tried really hard, but it's been a struggle, and she knows she didn't hit the goal, but hopes what loss she did is enough to get WLS. You've watched this show. You know this is not how it works. As much as she jabbering, I think we're gonna be looking at a gain. It's the night before the appointment, and they're renting a hotel room because being in the car that long makes her - wait for it - "swell up" and that affects her weigh in. OK, Big Al.

Ad break at :46, and the first a is D+. I'm getting so tired of that shit.

Appointment time! She's nervous. You should be, because you did not make weight, I guarantee it. Bitching about still being swolleen.

Weight: 590, a loss of 12 whole pounds.
Chris: 306, also 12 pounds.

She says she's not gonna lie and say she did her best, because she didn't. "I didn't follow the diet 100%" Dr Gnome says wtf did you come to us, then?

"My goal is to lose weight"

Here's me telling you something: when you set goals, you MUST make them specific. You MUST make them achievable. If you just say, I want to lose weight, that's not specific, as there's no endpoint. Set a specific goal (I want to run a marathon) and a timeframe ( by the last day of x months from now). Then, set a schedule: I will run one mile every day for x days. I will run 3 miles every day for x days. I will enter the 5K that will take place at (date). And so on. You can do it.

Dr Gnome is talking about their pathology. What can we do about making your desire to live more of a priority than eating. Wow, he just made her say maybe we could try some therapy. Dr Gnome wants Chris to go, too. Which therapist: Dr Lola, or Dr Christmas?

Same goal: 60 pound in two munt. And therapy.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! They need to get this idea of a magical solution out of their heads, and get some therapy for their issues. If they don't get their shit together, Carrie's already on her way to death.

Carrie: Counselling should be helpful. She's gonna do better this time because she has to.

Ad break, and that will take us into the next hour.
 
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And we're back for hour two! Will Carrie get her shit together? Let's find out!

Oooo, who is the counselor? Carrie is throwing Chris under the bus right now, LOL. Dr Christmas! Yep, throwing Chris under the bus by saying that he doesn't tell her no. Whoa, she just said if he did start telling her no, then she'll get better and then she won't need him is what Chris would feel. So now their homework is to stop being codependent idiots and act like equal partners in this shit.

Back home, and of course, they're eating takeout. At least it's just salmon, veg, and quinoa. Water to drink. OK, that's good, I'll give her that. Ah, it's a food service that delivers pre-portioned stuff with healthy food. So this is going well thus far, but she needs to get some exercising going on.

So this is Big Al and Becky to a T. Except Big Al ain't committed to actually eat healthy, which is why she'll never lose.

Ad break, :09 into the second hour? Goddamn, TLC.

OK, back at Dr Gnomes Palace of Flab!
Carrie: 556 - 34 pounds.
Chris: 289 -17 pounds.

Not good enough! She's hoping it's enough for Dr Gnome. NOPE.

We halved the protein we were eating. WTF? Follow the godsamned diet. She incorporated fruit into her diet -not on the diet! You are still overeating. HAHA - Dr Gnome says Chris is taking this more to heart than you. Carrie denies she is sneaking food. She needs to go to Dr Christmas alone, as you have some more issues and get your weight down some more so WLS will be less dangerous.

Same goal: 60 pound in next two munt. Also counseling together and alone for her.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! Carrie needs to take this seriously. Chris seems to genuinely want to help and seems to be more serious about this. Hopefully one on one therapy for her will help. I'll say that learned helplessness is hard for people to get over.

Carrie saying the usual: she's gonna do better, etc.

Month 6, at home!

She's journaling and now writing little post-it notes to stick around the house to keep her in the right frame of mind. She's finally got in in he head that she needs to want this like he family wants it for her. Hey, gal, progress is hard.

Month 7 back at Dr Gnome.

Ad break beforeweigh in at :25 into the second hour. Will we get surgery? Did she hit goal weight? Guess we'll find out right after this.

Carrie: 491 - 65 pounds, woo!
Chris: 271 - 18 pounds. Are you sneaking cheeseburgers?

Well, she's moving better and not panting as much, so that's good.

What helped you make those changes? THERAPY.

Woo, they got an I'm proud of you. Approved for WLS! Woo!

Lose another 20 pound in a munt. Have to continue with therapy. No tests for her heart?

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! Happy to see Carrie make progress, but he has concerns about her sticking to it, because she talks like WLS is a magic bullet.

She says "20 pounds should be no problem!" Uh oh, famous last words.

Month 8

Flash flood wiped out their trailer. They were staying in a hotel the past few days, but she still lost 16 pounds. Good enough, considering the circumstances.

Surgery time! Let's see how large that piece of her stomach is that they removed. Aw, no pics of it. Still, liquid diet, she should lose 25 pound first munt, then 15 pound each munt after until she reach target weight.

But if she fucks around, she could stretch that stomach back out and get back to giant fatass weight if she doesn't keep her shit together.

Ad break at :40 into second hour.

And we're back! Whoa, nicer digs than that ratty old trailer. Carrie isn't happy with the liquid diet. She misses her chair and some of her baking pans and of course food. They're all eating giant burgers in front of her. Goddamn, go eat at the fucking table.

15minutes left. Will she stick to it instead of going back to stuffing her piehole?

Month 9

Haha: she says she and her daughter are getting some exercise in, and the closed captioning said they were getting some extra size in. She says she did not lose all the weight she should have that first month after surgery, and Dr Gnome says you have to push yourself.

Goddamn these people are boring. And apparently the daughter is not gay, there was a boyfriend in the burger eating scene.

Next appointment in three weeks, she is determined to stay on track. ome on, girl, weneed something to cheer for after the first shows this season.

Ad break :48 into the second hour. Whoever writes the Progressive ads - genius.

Month 10- back at Dr Gnome's! She's moving a ton better.

Carrie: 442- 14 pounds
Chris: 257 - 14 pounds

Well damn, y'all managed to break my bad mood.

Dr Gnome tells her he was worried about her and he is proud of her! Skin removal after she continues to lose and gets into the 300s. Chris needs to work a bit harder, but Dr Gnome is proud of him. They need to continue to move forward.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome: They're both working hard to reach their goals. They will monitor over the next year.

Carrie is really proud of herself and Chris - and you should be, girl, you did it!

Month 12
Shopping time for Carrie and her daughter. She feels connected to dear old dead Pops by getting the WLS that killed him. She is staying on track, and doing a bit better than Dr Gnome asked her to. They're playing cornhole at the park.

Episode rating: GREAT SUCCESS! WOO!

See you next week, y'all.

Is this the first My600lblife obeast that's actually managed to hold down a job other than fetish model/Onlyfans?
There have been a few - a trucker, someone who worked in the theater, and some others. They're definitely the exception.
 
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So the flash flood destroyed Carries trailer. Honestly, that sounds like a good thing. That trailer was decades old and decrepit and moldy.

Oh lord, when mentioning the things she lost in the flood, it wasn't about losing pics, heirlooms or sentimental items. Nope, she lamented the loss of her lazy boy chair and some of her baking dishes.
 
So I've been binge-watching clips of this show on youtube since browsing this thread, and this popped into my recommended vids earlier:


After watching clips of shitheads like Steven Assanti and James King, seeing someone who genuinely put in the effort to improve his life and make progress in doing so was a breath of fresh air. Dude has such a kind and gentle demeanor, and an upbeat outlook on his weight-loss journey.

God speed to Justin, hope he drops the weight and can live a good life.
 
So I've been binge-watching clips of this show on youtube since browsing this thread, and this popped into my recommended vids earlier:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANTSjSpBh7s
After watching clips of shitheads like Steven Assanti and James King, seeing someone who genuinely put in the effort to improve his life and make progress in doing so was a breath of fresh air. Dude has such a kind and gentle demeanor, and an upbeat outlook on his weight-loss journey.

God speed to Justin, hope he drops the weight and can live a good life.
He has an instagram and he looks to be doing amazing compared to many of the others on the show:
 
He has an instagram and he looks to be doing amazing compared to many of the others on the show:

Justin did incredibly well. Appropriately enough, he became friends with Diana Bunch (S5, E7), another crazy success. She entered the program at 601 pounds and 55 years old (!), got her shit together, buckled down, and reached her goal weight of 195 pounds. The success stories are generally pretty boring, but sometimes you get tired of the endless parade of trainwrecks and need some cheering up.
 
Month 12
Shopping time for Carrie and her daughter. She feels connected to dear old dead Pops by getting the WLS that killed him. She is staying on track, and doing a bit better than Dr Gnome asked her to. They're playing cornhole at the park.

Episode rating: GREAT SUCCESS! WOO!

See you next week, y'all.
Thank you for posting these. They capture the essence of the show. I used to be able to watch at work, but I changed jobs and at my new job accessing stuff like this is Verboten! But you pretty much illustrate the entire show without watching it so I can keep tabs on it. I could watch from home but home life is less boring than my old job, so I watched at work.
 
Just out of curiosity, would a spin-off of this show, that features people in the opposite spectrum of weight, (as in anorexics and bulimics, and remove one zero from the title of the show to name it My 60 Pound Life, can an adult even survive at that little weight?) be as successful as My 600 Pound Life is apparently? Or is anorexia one of those taboo subjects that advertisers and networks would not approve of?
 
Just out of curiosity, would a spin-off of this show, that features people in the opposite spectrum of weight, (as in anorexics and bulimics, and remove one zero from the title of the show to name it My 60 Pound Life, can an adult even survive at that little weight?) be as successful as My 600 Pound Life is apparently? Or is anorexia one of those taboo subjects that advertisers and networks would not approve of?
Probably the closest thing would be the British show, Supersize vs. Superskinny. It's readily available on YouTube, and it pitted morbidly obese people against very underweight people (maybe not technically anorexic, but c'mon you don't get that underweight without some control issues around food.) Like, making them swap diets, comparing their bodies, etc. It was exploitation of the kind that only ITV and Channel 4 could pull off. Abbey Sharp just did a slightly frenzied video about it, although it's weirdly both grosser and more benign than she made it out to be.
 
Just out of curiosity, would a spin-off of this show, that features people in the opposite spectrum of weight, (as in anorexics and bulimics, and remove one zero from the title of the show to name it My 60 Pound Life, can an adult even survive at that little weight?) be as successful as My 600 Pound Life is apparently? Or is anorexia one of those taboo subjects that advertisers and networks would not approve of?
I'm not sure what a show like that would really consist of. I'd imagine that most parts of the psych treatment for Anorexia or Bulimia wouldn't be able to be filmed because of confidentiality. Documentaries about eating disorders don't tend to show much of what happens at treatment facilities since a lot of it involves speaking with therapists which, obviously, isn't something a TV station can broadcast.
 
There also is a pretty big issue in eatin gdisorder rehabs for people to have "contests" on being the skinniest. It would be detrimental to have them on a tv show they would either ocnsciously or unconsciously try to one up eachother. Though I guess we see that on 600 lb life to.
 
Just out of curiosity, would a spin-off of this show, that features people in the opposite spectrum of weight, (as in anorexics and bulimics, and remove one zero from the title of the show to name it My 60 Pound Life, can an adult even survive at that little weight?) be as successful as My 600 Pound Life is apparently? Or is anorexia one of those taboo subjects that advertisers and networks would not approve of?
I'm sure that would be forbidden. Anorexic seem to have so many more deep rooted problems compared to the super obese. Obese people lack self control whereas anorexic are control freaks.

Many obese people can be ashamed or feel disgust over their obesity and know they look gross but anorexics are quite proud of how they look and are motivated to lose more, even when they are on deaths doorstep. Obese
people hope people won't know how obese they are but anorexic want others to know that they are emaciated and frail they are.

Putting anorexic on TV would likely just trigger other anorexics to use them for thinspiration to double down and lose more weight. Meanwhile Deathfats are usually the inspiration for many people to lose weight.
Obviously there are death fats out there who claim to love their "curves" such as the colossal moron, Tess holliday and the idiotic HAES community. Such people claim that facts about obese people being more prone to diabetes, cancer, breathing problems, etc are just sizeist lies.

Since there are chubby chasers who have a fetish for super morbidly obese women, are there also guys who have a fetish for anorexic, emaciated women? I dont think so and have never heard of such so now it has me wondering.

Hour two!

Thederick has not been to a doctor locally to check his health, so Dr Gnome said don't come here. Video call!

Dr Gnome asking how he feels, how he's doing, is he walking, etc.

About 40 feet, he starts breathing hard. Dr Gnome says are you eating three times a day? Nope, two times, and eating an apple or orange as a snack. Neither of those are on the list of approved foods. No snacking! Eat your damn meals. Dr Gnome says mom should be pushing him to do more exercising. Says he doesn't see a lot of progress. You need to try hard. It's the patented Dr Gnome pep talk! Time to make that next appointment in Houston. See y'all later!

Mom says he's still adjusting. It's been a month, woman. Light a fire under his ass. He says Dr Gnome doesn't seem to think he's doing well, so he's disappointed. He and his mom talked after talking with Dre Gnome. They decided to move to Houston, then let Dr Gnome know they are in town. Uh oh, Pops is coming over to visit before they go. Pops could stand to lose a little weight. WTF is he doing. It's rude to be looking at your damn phone, dude. Sit up like a man and talk to your Pops. Pops says he's missing out on stuff.

Determination, motivation, dedication, destination. Words of wisdom from Pops. Be safe on that road!

Whatever it takes, I'll do, cause I'm fightin to sace my life!

Ad break at :12 past the hour. Discovery+ ad count: 3 I guess this is a trend. Three Discovery ads per break. that's why the breaks seem interminable.

That skyline looks like Houston! Month 4, we are there! Time to unpack the truck. He's sitting on the steps not helping unload the truck. Come on, man. Get off your ass. Uh oh, the "I know how hard I've worked" for this next weigh in. Says the apartment is a little smaller than expected - well, if you lose weight, it will seem bigger. Problem solved!

Three days later...time for a weighin! Wow, he was sitting in the back seat of the minivan instead of lying in the rear area, so....progress?

692 - 48 pounds lost, and he hopes that's enough. I am going to say NOPE. I worked very hard, so maybe it will be good enough for him. NOPE. What happens next is he sends you off to try again and you go to therapy for your eating disorder. Almost four months to lose 48 pounds. I don't know what happens. You didn't stay on the diet, obviously. Mom, you're supposed to be helping, so why aren't you?

None of this bullshit is good enough, you two. Both of you need to wake up to the reality of this situation. I'm gonna try harder and do better. TOO VAGUE. Progress needs specific goals-oriented focus. Man, Thederick does not want to be here. He looks like Chantal with her shifty eyes right now.

Hallway talk with Dr Gnome! He's not following the plan, they both are not sticking to the plan, and mom is enabling and wants him to be healthy and be happy and right now being happy is killing him. Goal is once again 80 pounds.

Thederick is upset that what he did wasn't good enough. Because it wasn't, dumbass. The goal was 80 pounds.

Ad break! :25 into the second hour. Discovery+ ad count: 3

Back! They're just sitting on the couch in a staged scene. Nutritionist is coming to teach them not to eat shit food.

Jennifer the nutrionist is skinny thing. What are you eating? chicken, pork chops, fish, green beans, salad, mashed potatoes. You can't be eating potatoes. Lemonade is his favorite drink. Too much sugar! The water with a little lemon juice and some kind of sweetener? Fake sugar? He's sucking that back. Change your habits. You don't need that kind of sugar. That's it? Drink this instead of sugary lemonade, no potatoes, pastas, etc.

Month 5 - back to see Dr Gnome! Weighin time! Scale says: Ad break! at :35 into hour two. Discovery+ ad count: 3

Woo, warning about surgical procedures! Guess who's getting surgery?
Back! Scale says: 615 - 77 pounds down this month. Not bad, not bad! And close enough, so long as you don't screw it up between now and the surgery. lose another 25 pounds, and run some tests. Wow, mom is excited as hell. Compliments for both Thederick and mom this time around. He's getting in and out of the car a LOT easier now.

Month 6 - time for the tests! Looks like an endoscopy. Yup. His stomach is enormous. It all looks good, though, yay! Waiting on results from a few other things. Cardiology does not look good. Bummer, man. Lose more weight to help that, and remove the lymphedema, which will help, and lose another 50 pounds. Hm. Not a ton of time left, and we're heading to the final ad break for this ap.

Ad break! Discovery+ ad count: 3

We're back! Month 8

They're out walking! In a park! He wanted to quit and go back to his ice cream dude, but they decided to stick it out. They're proud of his success thus far and they will be continuing. I guess no lymphedema removal this episode. Well, damn. But he went and got himself a haircut, trimmed up his beard. Looking good!

Episode rating: Half success, due to cardiac issues preventing WLS, Great success getting with the program and losing the excuses and extra calories.

And that ends this episode! See you next week!
Looks like he needs to change his name from Thedrick to Bedrick cuz he pretty much lives in his bed and has only lost 48 lbs which I am sure he quickly regained and more after quitting Dr Now.

Thanks so much for these recaps of the episodes. Thedricks episode is on right now and since 2 hours long, i wanted to see if it was worth the watch. Your recap makes all the difference because Bedrick is one mush mouthed idiot. He does that stupid thing where he skips entire sounds in words and has bad grammar.

Doctor is pronounced Dah urr
Button is pronounced buh in
Tests are testses
Basically is pronounced basally
Houston is pronounced Hrustin
"I am" or "I have" becomes "I be" or "I be havin"
 
Probably the closest thing would be the British show, Supersize vs. Superskinny. It's readily available on YouTube, and it pitted morbidly obese people against very underweight people (maybe not technically anorexic, but c'mon you don't get that underweight without some control issues around food.) Like, making them swap diets, comparing their bodies, etc. It was exploitation of the kind that only ITV and Channel 4 could pull off. Abbey Sharp just did a slightly frenzied video about it, although it's weirdly both grosser and more benign than she made it out to be.
I loved that show on Youtube, until they ran out of episodes. It was interesting. I remember posting about it on a forum (not Kiwi) and people got unhinged about the idea of pitting skinny people and fat people. They couldn't accept the fact that the people on the show were under medical care the whole time. It caused so much angst on the forum I never went back.

I guess what I'm saying to the OP you replied to, Anorexia and Bulimia are topics which are Verboten. It's like they are the sacred ED, while over eating to the point of obesity is still not considered an ED and therefore does not necessitate the need for a show about them that could be taken seriously. To me that's rather sad.

Regarding this past episode, I had a family friend, who I knew from the time I was born, who had gastric bypass surgery in 2005. He ended up hemorrhaging a week after surgery and died. He had had issues with his weight from the time he was a kid. Ironically, none of his kids ended up like Carrie. They've all been normal weight their whole lives.
 
Season 9/Episode 4

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

"Thanks, Ed! Boy, we have a great show tonight! My guest this evening is Cindy. Tell them all about her, Ed!"

"Sure, Johnny! Let's meet Cindy, who {checks notes} lives in a self-created bubble 'that makes her feel safe"! It's only when a friend notices that Cindy's health is failing fast that anyone proposes that she go see Dr Gnome so she, too, can lose sixty pound in two munt and get weight loss surgery! Likes: uninterrupted pizza eating time and long naps. Dislikes: long walks on the beach and shoes. Will she make it? Tune in this week toooooo. MY. SIX. HUNDRED. POUND. LIIIIIIIIIIFFFE!"

"Wow, Ed, that's a little over the top, don't you think?"

"Nah. It's good, bro."
 
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