My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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Slimy Time said:
Imagine the size of the coffin.
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Gonna have to get her one of these:
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You can't just post a thread about a fat person without showing people how fat they were. How else are they supposed to laugh?
 
This is a person who obviously had mental problems and kept eating to shut them down in the same way anorexics don't eat to control them. And fucking progressives and their insanity (along with TLC) kept encouraging her rather than offer her actual help because we could have hurt her feelings. Well, she died anyway, fuckers.

Who's next, Jazz Jennings?
 
Murmur said:
Can anyone find what her most recent weight was before her death? I saw that she was 643 lbs. when she was featured on the show. I'm curious what her final weight was.
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Her final weight on the show was:
" 4th weigh in : 499.2; 27 lb loss; 145 lb loss total "
She actually looked like she'd possibly be a success.
 
My stepfather used to work at a hospital as a sort of "doer of all things" kinda guy. He would help transport patients, supplies, etc. Anything. He told me a story of a patient they had die in the hospital that was so large they could not fit her (pretty sure it was a woman) in the morgue without taking up like 2 or 3 slabs. They had to clear out a storage room, squeeze her in there, and just keep a bunch of fans and the air conditioner going on her while the family found a funeral home that could cremate a decedent that size. I think they may have actually laid ice bags on her from the cafeteria. They finally found one from like 5 hours away that was able and willing to take her.
 
FYI, season 9 begins on December 30th. First episode is good ol' fat fetishist Vanilla Hippo, the chick in the Season 8 intros with the gigantic fucking stomach whose episode wasn't aired.
 
8008135 said:
FYI, season 9 begins on December 30th. First episode is good ol' fat fetishist Vanilla Hippo, the chick in the Season 8 intros with the gigantic fucking stomach whose episode wasn't aired.
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I've been curious about that one that requires the 2nd table just for her stomach!
Only one promo picture is up at moment:
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GenociderSyo said:
I've been curious about that one that requires the 2nd table just for her stomach!
Only one promo picture is up at moment:
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What the fuck is that seat belt thing around her chest??

Man, I’m so happy they might finally be forced to address the fetish issue on this show. It’s been an obvious factor on quite a few episodes, but it’s always ignored. They can’t possibly ignore it with this cow.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
What the fuck is that seat belt thing around her chest??

Man, I’m so happy they might finally be forced to address the fetish issue on this show. It’s been an obvious factor on quite a few episodes, but it’s always ignored. They can’t possibly ignore it with this cow.
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It was the focus, or rather, backstory of Zsalynn who actually got married to a fat fetishist. Her husband, Gareth, mocked her for wanting lose weight, and actively tried to sabotage her attempts to. What makes all of this worse is that the reason Zsalynn wanted to lose weight in the first place was so she could be a better mom to their daughter, Hannah, and not have to worry about dying early, and leaving her without one.
 
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Synopsis of Vanilla Hippo if people did not see it:
"At nearly 1,000 pounds, Samantha is dangerously close to dying. To make matters worse, she's paid to eat by making videos online. If Samantha doesn't overcome her toxic relationship with food, she worries that she will leave her daughter motherless."

This is her right from the promo?
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BTW do not search up her name your gonna get NSFL stuff that is also NSFW. Luckily shes so large it kinda takes you a second to go WAIT THATS A PERSON?!
 
GenociderSyo said:
BTW do not search up her name your gonna get NSFL stuff that is also NSFW. Luckily shes so large it kinda takes you a second to go WAIT THATS A PERSON?!
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She has a Youtube channel like all lards do:


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