My 600 pound Life - literal and figurative cows.

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^ The way his fat flows and jiggles is hypnotic. It's disturbing but I can't stop staring.

Tiamat said:
Alright, my reading skills and probably undiagnosed dyslexia failed me here. His name is Casey, what I thought was his name was actually the title "Family by the Ton". Sorry about that
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Aw.

He will forever be "Ton" in my heart, though.
 
GentlemanFaggot said:
It's Nicole, the one with the infamous rolling bed incident:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFbJDWFeibU
Don't expect to hear WOOP WOOP or see facepaint in the episode though, the fact that they're Juggalos is very subtle (Aside from being white trash) and takes a keen eye: they have Hatchetman logos hanging from their car.
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Zach_Kun said:
The husband's also wearing a hatchetman shirt in that clip.
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She also has a hatchet man tattoo on her titty. First thing I noticed as they started hosing her down.
 
Zsalynn was a sad episode with a happy ending. She was a SSBBW fetish model who married an admirer, realized it wasn’t okay for her daughter, her husband sabotaged her left right and center then left her according to the update episode. Zsalynn ended up in therapy, lost all the weight, and has a decent looking apartment with her daughter.

I haven’t seen the new season but I’m ready for more James K. level bullshit since that’s what gets people talking.
 
Sparklepants said:
Zsalynn was a sad episode with a happy ending. She was a SSBBW fetish model who married an admirer, realized it wasn’t okay for her daughter, her husband sabotaged her left right and center then left her according to the update episode. Zsalynn ended up in therapy, lost all the weight, and has a decent looking apartment with her daughter.
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this article about Zsalynn is titled
Woman Sheds Over 300 Pounds, Loses Husband

https://www.inquisitr.com/1738759/zsalynn-whitworth-woman-sheds-over-300-pounds-loses-husband/

&my wife said it should be "woman loses over 300 pounds, sheds husband" :lol:

what an unbelievable shit he was. i never knew the 'admirers' could be so toxic, egocentric and perverted.
zsalynn was very likable. wish her the best.
 
GenderCop said:
this article about Zsalynn is titled
Woman Sheds Over 300 Pounds, Loses Husband

https://www.inquisitr.com/1738759/zsalynn-whitworth-woman-sheds-over-300-pounds-loses-husband/

&my wife said it should be "woman loses over 300 pounds, sheds husband" :lol:

what an unbelievable shit he was. i never knew the 'admirers' could be so toxic, egocentric and perverted.
zsalynn was very likable. wish her the best.
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Yeah, I watch this show for the lazy assholes to laugh at them, I admit that (Also, I think it's made me a little more health conscious. I've got wicked good metabolism so I can usually eat whatever I want without worrying, but one day that metabolism will fail as I get older, so I feel now I should prepare). But I also really enjoyed Zsalynn's episode, found that she tried really hard and even when she cheated, she didn't go all the way (Ordering a diet coke and refusing fries when the take-out attendant thought she ordered them.) and corrected that behavior when she got called out on it.

But her fucking (Ex now, thank god.) husband was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen. Worse than almost all of the actual subjects of the show, just in how he reveled in trying to sabotage his wife's diet. Fucking feeder scum.
 
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GenderCop said:
this article about Zsalynn is titled
Woman Sheds Over 300 Pounds, Loses Husband

https://www.inquisitr.com/1738759/zsalynn-whitworth-woman-sheds-over-300-pounds-loses-husband/

&my wife said it should be "woman loses over 300 pounds, sheds husband" :lol:

what an unbelievable shit he was. i never knew the 'admirers' could be so toxic, egocentric and perverted.
zsalynn was very likable. wish her the best.
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Well here is the thing. Suppose I still/again had a girlfriend. I never had an obeast in my bed, too icky for me. I work out, try to look good (you only make a 1st impression once) and I expect any longterm partner or more to pay attention to her looks which includes her weight. If she were to gain massive amounts of weight by just eating like a pig (excluding pregnancy, prednisone, those kinds of things) I doubt I would want to scale my own Slaton or Big Al. And if she cared at all she would want to be attractive and put in effort just like me. Looks do matter. As soon as I have to be a beta orbiter taking care of urine burns and wiping my 800 elbee girl, I am out. There are limits. I know a lot of men feel the same way, they want someone they can prance around with and be proud of.

Here we have the reverse. He wants a big calorie rapist. This butter barge lives it up, jetsetting around having pervy freaks oil her up and getting massive wood in the process, maybe dole out a handy or blowy here and there. And she marries this guy, the least rapist looking out of the bunch for sure. She picked this greaselover herself. And he loved her fat ass. Now she is losing weight and he is losing his boner. She is putting effort in becoming less attractive to him. So just reversing this, I can see why he is not happy with what she is doing. That said, she can do as she wants and he has the right to leave her for it or she can leave if she hates how he behaves with her losing weight.

Is he an asshole for sabotaging her? Yes he is, he is toying with her health and the mother of his child. Should she have known better because at one point she would have to choose between living for that child or dying from obesity and her man leaving or cheating with the Michelin woman? Absolutely. She put herself in that position and I have no sympathy for her.

I really do not get the attraction to these behemoths anyway. Liking curves is one thing (I mean actual curves, like Natascha Encinosa, Anastasiya Kvitko), liking people with enough flab to cause a tsunami and binging to an early grave is quite another, and the women that cater to that sort of thing really gotta know by now what kind of men that attracts. Zsalynn's husband is a great example.
 
The 8 of Spades said:
I've never gotten into watching this show, mainly because the morbidly obese make me irrationally annoyed, but this thread convinced me to DVR the James K. episode and give it a chance.

I've only watched a few minutes so far, but fucking christ. The nonchalant way he says "Durr I shit myself" followed by whatever Lovecraftian abomination is growing all over his legs, I'm pretty sure I'm hooked. Absolutely horrified, but hooked.

And though I've never watched the show proper, this clip never fails to crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KICT3a4bWJo
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She treats her family so shitty it's almost like her disgusting body is a karmic punishment.
 
Family by the ton is pretty good so far
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I hope 2019 is the year one or both of the Assanti brothers kick it.
 
I'm craving a trainwreck, the past few episodes have been pretty dull. At the same time they show that the weight loss can be done with enough dedication and effort, making the trainwrecks' failures even more entertaining.
Also it shows that people don't have to have Steven Assanti-tier mental issues to get to 600 lbs, which is kind of scary.
 
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