More post-jail sightings megathread

[Kookin]

Well, it is still extremly funny to think that Chris actually managed to finish his Love Quest before Null did

Null already has a potential girlfriend, it's just he has the common sense not to stick his dick anywhere near crazy.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Is Christine getting better?!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Tell me when crystal is born.

 

[FedPostalService]

Tell me when crystal is born.

We must secure the existence of Chris Chan and a future for daughter Crystal.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

We must secure the existence of Chris Chan and a future for daughter Crystal.

I can easily see enablers and weens up into their 60s paying off Crystal and Ricardo’s scholarships throughout college

 

[Jason Wynn]

I can easily see enablers and weens up into their 60s paying off Crystal and Ricardo’s scholarships throughout college

God wouldn’t that be a sight, a bunch of geriatric weens trolling Chris’ offspring.

“I’m gonna be the next Clyde Cash!”

“That’s right, gramp-gramp. Let’s get you back to bed now.”

 

[Shartin' Luther]

God wouldn’t that be a sight, a bunch of geriatric weens trolling Chris’ offspring.

“I’m gonna be the next Clyde Cash!”

“That’s right, gramp-gramp. Let’s get you back to bed now.”

Three generations, that's the rule.

줄아아아아아아아씨!

 

[BMO_]

"JULAAAAAAAAAAY" video uploaded by a ween to Chris's YT channel has been deleted.
Goddess's Log ETA?
Edit: Just noticed that this was already posted.

 

[Elaine Benes]

I can easily see enablers and weens up into their 60s paying off Crystal and Ricardo’s scholarships throughout college

Wasn't his "son's" name going to be Reginald?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

CHRIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

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That's almost as horrifying as the goddess costume Chris wanted to wear to Everfree.

Chris has been sighted again in Roanoke by a redditor at a game store, who answered questions about the experience. Chris was clean and didn't smell bad and was not wearing a medallion, but he was wearing the Breathe It In shirt. Chris bought a Les Paul Guitar Hero guitar. Another customer purchased a $2000 copy of Clay Fighters for the Nintendo 64. There was a "really younger lady" waiting for Chris in his car.

Reddit Thread
Link to chemicalreligion's profile, you can read just his responses to questions.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

That's almost as horrifying as the goddess costume Chris wanted to wear to Everfree.

Chris has been sighted again in Roanoke by a redditor at a game store, who answered questions about the experience. Chris was clean and didn't smell bad and was not wearing a medallion, but he was wearing the Breathe It In shirt. Chris bought a Les Paul Guitar Hero guitar. Another customer purchased a $2000 copy of Clay Fighters for the Nintendo 64. There was a "really younger lady" waiting for Chris in his car.

Reddit Thread
Link to chemicalreligion's profile, you can read just his responses to questions.

The girl in the car definitely sounds strange. If she was Chris's "girlfriend", then she should have been in that store since it's one of Chris's really big hobbies.

 

[Ogier]

I wonder the rhyme or reason to when he wears the medallion. Can’t recall him without it pre-merge, but I know he has been seen with both the old and a new one since his release. Does anyone buy the theory that the wrangler was wearing one in the video?

 

[Ammyterasu]

At this point I think the girl is just his wrangler tasked with teaching him how to function in society, how to shop on a budget etc., and the PDA/maybe wearing his medallion that day was Chris somehow convincing her to roleplay as his date. His old dating education idea coming true.

( )

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris was clean and didn't smell bad

Thank God the mental health system is still allowed to fix that problem with Chris. Claiming to be a tranny sonic version of Jesus that ripped himself off the cross and swearing vengeance though? Oh no what are you some kinda bigot?

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

The only thing of note remaining(unless he rapes somebody again) is the inevitable Homelesschu Saga, but even then who knows if the state will even let that happen.
Hot take, but going after Idea Guys so hard was a big mistake. Their content was actually interesting, and as far as I recall it didn't actually harm anyone, unless you count the CWCville Nazi Invasion and it's consequences. Once they were taken care of, people started leaning too hard in the other direction and made entire trollshielding circlejerk discord servers to protect him from anymore harm. They were the good guys, after all!
And then one of the "good guys" turned out to be Isabella Janke, and that led to absolute dark hole of content after the dimensional merge. The only reason it was bearable was due to the sonichu demon jumping onto the Gunt and the Year of the Chud. Now?
Well, I will say that Chris turning into a "mainstream cow" had the exact consequences many people feared it would have. C'est la vie

oh my gosh! it's so clear you're a sock account of someone. The idea guys are part of the reason why he thinks he's some mtf sonichu she-jesus. go away stanky janke, post tits or gtfo

 

[30+GameOvers]

The idea guys are part of the reason why he thinks he's some mtf sonichu she-jesus.

Chris trooned out like a decade ago dude. Where have you been?
Idea guys were the last time Chris was even remotely interesting and part of that came from thin skinned normalfags crying about them. Now, all we have are bigfoot sightings of him filmed by redditors, the peak of content.
If Idea Guys were still here, that wouldn't be the case, and I'm here to laugh at retards, not argue the ethics of doing so with one

 

['Ole Dente]

The girl in the car definitely sounds strange. If she was Chris's "girlfriend", then she should have been in that store since it's one of Chris's really big hobbies.

Makes sense to me. If I was Chris’ girlfriend, I would absolutely never be seen in public with him. That’s some scary shit for a young lady, there’s people around the world who think it’s completely permissible to actually stalk your partner. It’s invasive as fuck and you don’t know what these weirdos are gunna do.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

That's almost as horrifying as the goddess costume Chris wanted to wear to Everfree.

Chris has been sighted again in Roanoke by a redditor at a game store, who answered questions about the experience. Chris was clean and didn't smell bad and was not wearing a medallion, but he was wearing the Breathe It In shirt. Chris bought a Les Paul Guitar Hero guitar. Another customer purchased a $2000 copy of Clay Fighters for the Nintendo 64. There was a "really younger lady" waiting for Chris in his car.

Reddit Thread
Link to chemicalreligion's profile, you can read just his responses to questions.

I want to know more about the man who bought Clayfighters on the n64, everyone is too busy looking at bigfoot to notice the loch ness monster swimming past.

 

[Troonos]

That's almost as horrifying as the goddess costume Chris wanted to wear to Everfree.

Chris has been sighted again in Roanoke by a redditor at a game store, who answered questions about the experience. Chris was clean and didn't smell bad and was not wearing a medallion, but he was wearing the Breathe It In shirt. Chris bought a Les Paul Guitar Hero guitar. Another customer purchased a $2000 copy of Clay Fighters for the Nintendo 64. There was a "really younger lady" waiting for Chris in his car.

Reddit Thread
Link to chemicalreligion's profile, you can read just his responses to questions.

Oh, more taxpayer-funded children's toys. That's just what he needs.