💰 Grifter Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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CatboyCumDump said:
Talking with @Fìddlesticks in chat reminded me I needed to clip this, so thanks to him for reminding me.

On 8/9/22 Beardson did a stream titled, "I'm back". At nearly four and a half hours into the stream after an extended Omegle segment, Beardson resets his donation bar and asks for $100 to stay live. He gets one $3 donation and then he very clearly gets his phone out and donates to himself the rest of the $97, the announcement of which interrupts him telling his chat he is tired and just going to get offline. Then Beardson acts incredulous that he has to stay online.

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BRO THEIR LIES & FAKENESS GO EVEN DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT AND I ALREADY ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THE FAKEST NIGGAS ON THE INTERNET. THIS MIGHT BE THE ODDEST SHIT IVE SEEN.
 
asockworkorange said:
BRO THEIR LIES & FAKENESS GO EVEN DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT AND I ALREADY ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THE FAKEST NIGGAS ON THE INTERNET. THIS MIGHT BE THE ODDEST SHIT IVE SEEN.
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Beardson's transparency in his self-dono can be seen from space much like your font size choice.
 
CatboyCumDump said:
Talking with @Fìddlesticks in chat reminded me I needed to clip this, so thanks to him for reminding me.

On 8/9/22 Beardson did a stream titled, "I'm back". At nearly four and a half hours into the stream after an extended Omegle segment, Beardson resets his donation bar and asks for $100 to stay live. He gets one $3 donation and then he very clearly gets his phone out and donates to himself the rest of the $97, the announcement of which interrupts him telling his chat he is tired and just going to get offline. Then Beardson acts incredulous that he has to stay online.

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Rizzo is the name of someone from the old groyper sphere, around Joe the Boomer/The Daily Braap's circle. I wonder if the real Rizzo is watching this.
 
CatboyCumDump said:
Beardson's transparency in his self-dono can be seen from space much like your font size choice.
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This is so crazy but its very important to know why he did it because that defines just how crazy this guy is but we will never know why he lied there are a lot of possibilities! But the possibility he lied to give the illusion he has a fanbase is the saddest.
 
Reynolds said:
Unfortunately I wasn't able to watch it, if you can answer my one question I would appreciate it dearly: were you the guy Beardson would share games with when neither of you had enough money or was that someone else, specifically PSX games like Chrono Cross?
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This was not me. He and I would borrow each others games but it only happened a handful of times. Also I know its not me because I've never played Chrono Cross
 
Here is a copy of @BigSodaSlade on Jaden's stream, had to nuke the quality to get it to fit but it's mostly audio content anyways
 
Coming soon to Beardson's stream: Bad Movie Club, a subscribers' only feature where, for only $5 a month, you can watch bad movies with Beardson's commentary.

This was announced on his stream tonight.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The best are the comments on his Instagram about how he killed himself over a super ugly girl.

One guy was like “this nigga did 9/11 to his own head”
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My personal favorite is a Ronnie McNutt creepypasta about how he was forced to kill himself because of a failed mind control experiment where they had George Floyd dance around with a banana. There was another where kids were hiding under a bed and headless Ronnie McNutt was walking towards them as the Samsung Over The Horizon song plays.
 
YB Cool said:
Coming soon to Beardson's stream: Bad Movie Club, a subscribers' only feature where, for only $5 a month, you can watch bad movies with Beardson's commentary.

This was announced on his stream tonight.
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 really took a dive after hiring that dude who killed his wife but I’m sure it is still far better than anything Beardson can do
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 really took a dive after hiring that dude who killed his wife but I’m sure it is still far better than anything Beardson can do
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Can't wait for Matt to make puppets out of the used cigarette butts as he traps himself even further into his own apartment. If he weren't a doxing failure I would have sent him my own list of cheesy movies, but instead I'll just suggest Actium Maximus and see if that ends up on his list (it will prove he is still lurking).
 
A thing I find interesting about all the AF shill accounts here (Pasta Man and the various accounts that were attempting to derail the MrKrabs9000 thread) described Beardson in a very similar way. They always say he's "handsome" and charismatic as if they're reading off of a particular script given to them in some Discord or Telegram chat. Maybe just something to think about.


A very interesting suggestion comes from this anon in regard to a stream Matt had earlier this month. "Lemon hater" was also posted about once before this post when an a-log anon got into a spat with this exact account on twitter.
asockworkorange said:
Beardson

late night vibing

Sun Aug 14, 1:17am

* 22:45 - Beardson mentions a secret twitter account (@lemonhater300????)
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Here's some screenshots of Qeersoy's alleged alt @lemonhater300. It's a fairly low-key account that isn't followed by any big Cozy figures to my knowledge. It mainly spergs with the occasional post on either AF-related matters or replies seething at some democrat or shitlib.

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MTG-guarding with the recent swatting where AltisticRight is claimed to be the swatter ( Either AF interns or Keffal's drug-addled mods did it, let's be honest)
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The most eye-raising potential for this being Matt is his defense for white people saying "nigga". (Also lol @ at all the racial mockery. There's a fuckton of mentally-ill Whites and weird Hispanics in AF)
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What do you guys think? Am I being too autistic or is this a big reach.
 

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Imagine simping for MTG who is an absolute fucking retard who grovelled at the holocaust museum and promoted boilerplate colorblind civnat horseshit at AFPAC. I'm sure swatters needed to use kiwifarms to find the address of a controversial public figure and call the police on them. Party of free speech. What a goddamn joke.
 
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