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I recently watched Deadpool and Wolverine. I liked it. So much of that film was blatantly pissing on its own story for being ridiculous. Normally, that wouldn't work, but it's a Deadpool film about him being written into the travesty the MCU has become, so it does. Henry Cavil's cameo got a great laugh out of me. Hugh finally wearing the suit was cathartic. The plot clears out with all but outright saying "it's over; who fucking cares that no major main character died? You're happy after that spectacle, aren't you?" It was fanservice for the sake of fanservice while tying the bow over Ryan's Deadpool the only way he could while getting everything he wanted to happen.

That scene where Deadpool shits over the entire concept of multiverses needs to be shown to every producer and writer until it finally stops.
 
I know it's been a long time, but does anyone know whose dick Brie Larson sucked to be pushed so fucking hard? Her movie had to be the worst of the old MCU before all the other trash came flooding in. I unfortunately saw that in theaters because my cousin didn't want to watch it alone. We both thought it was a waste of money afterward.
 
God of Nothing said:
I know it's been a long time, but does anyone know whose dick Brie Larson sucked to be pushed so fucking hard? Her movie had to be the worst of the old MCU before all the other trash came flooding in. I unfortunately saw that in theaters because my cousin didn't want to watch it alone. We both thought it was a waste of money afterward.
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I loved the double think when Marvels tanked.

"Chuds and incels were to blame for its failure!"

"First film made a billion dollars."

"They hated that one as well!"

"But it still made a billion dollars..."
 
God of Nothing said:
I know it's been a long time, but does anyone know whose dick Brie Larson sucked to be pushed so fucking hard? Her movie had to be the worst of the old MCU before all the other trash came flooding in. I unfortunately saw that in theaters because my cousin didn't want to watch it alone. We both thought it was a waste of money afterward.
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She won an Oscar.

Someone once pointed out there is a recurrence of Oscar winning actresses immediately being cast in action/super hero movies little after. Dunno how accurate that is, but they actually thought they made the right choice here just due to her work in Room.
 
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Can't we just have Alexandra Shipp back? Or Halle Berry?

@Tasty Tatty I like Fassbender, but Ian McKellen is overdue for a comeback. It's actually chuckleworthy, when you think of it from the perspective of Dark Phoenix, where Fassbender should look like McKellen by that point, with maybe some wisps of his young, red hair still left; McAvoy - Stewart, Hoult - Grammer, McPhee - Cumming, Turner - Janssen, blah-blah-blah...
 
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Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
Can't we just have Alexandra Shipp back? Or Halle Berry?
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She's not Halle Berry, but Shipp was not bad as Storm and looked the part.

There is so much to say about the fox x men movies but most of the cast was perfect. Disney can't afford making mistakes now, just bring back actors people are comfortable with. McAvoy and Fassbender want to come back.
 
Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
Can't we just have Alexandra Shipp back? Or Halle Berry?

@Tasty Tatty I like Fassbender, but Ian McKellen is overdue for a comeback. It's actually chuckleworthy, when you think of it from the perspective of Dark Phoenix, where Fassbender should look like McKellen by that point, with maybe some wisps of his young, red hair still left; McAvoy - Stewart, Hoult - Grammer, McPhee - Cumming, Turner - Janssen, blah-blah-blah...
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We already had that for DOFP.

I guess they could use the old actors to send the new ones after some multiverse shit.

Considering how D&W ended, is Channing Tatum going to land with the first xmen cast? That'd be funny because he's about 10 years younger than the main ones. He's younger than Bobby and Pyro.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
We already had that for DOFP.

I guess they could use the old actors to send the new ones after some multiverse shit.

Considering how D&W ended, is Channing Tatum going to land with the first xmen cast? That'd be funny because he's about 10 years younger than the main ones. He's younger than Bobby and Pyro.
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That is true, but it was both 43 year old Magneto, and 93 year old Magneto. 62 year old Magneto still looking like Fassbender makes less sense, when he's around 70 in X-Men (2000). Yeah, I know, timeline rubbish, but Erik and Charles were still born in the early 1930s, and Erik always suffers from Holocaust crap, then his abilities get triggered by personal trauma and puberty. P.S. Taylor Kitsch's Gambit is underappreciated.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
She won an Oscar.

Someone once pointed out there is a recurrence of Oscar winning actresses immediately being cast in action/super hero movies little after. Dunno how accurate that is, but they actually thought they made the right choice here just due to her work in Room.
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Yeah the MCU did this because they want to add prestige to their movies to make it look like "real films", I imagine they considered doing it more since the Disney/MCU execs and a few actors (like the lead of Shang Chi, and others who never won awards) are still butthurt over Martin Scorcese's comments.

Anyway here is some good news

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Doubt Sony is really going to improve (as this is a wait and see type of thing), but good riddance that there's one less clown there.
 
I thought Venom was a cash cow. Why is it being lumped in with all the failures?

God of Nothing said:
I recently watched Deadpool and Wolverine. I liked it. So much of that film was blatantly pissing on its own story for being ridiculous. Normally, that wouldn't work, but it's a Deadpool film about him being written into the travesty the MCU has become, so it does. Henry Cavil's cameo got a great laugh out of me. Hugh finally wearing the suit was cathartic. The plot clears out with all but outright saying "it's over; who fucking cares that no major main character died? You're happy after that spectacle, aren't you?" It was fanservice for the sake of fanservice while tying the bow over Ryan's Deadpool the only way he could while getting everything he wanted to happen.

That scene where Deadpool shits over the entire concept of multiverses needs to be shown to every producer and writer until it finally stops.
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This makes me hate it even more. Quirky, random meta bullshit with a heap of flaming faggotry on top. "Hey guys, look how I'm making fun of the multiverse while actually participating in a serious plot about the multiverse! Ain't I a stinker? Oh look, cock!"

Also there is no way Wesley Snipes is actually playing Blade. They don't address him as Blade, he doesn't dress like like Blade or have Blade's sword, and the only time Blade gets mentioned is when Wesley says there's only one Blade. He does a variation of that ice skating line, but it would be like if Christopher Reeve showed up in Batman Returns dressed in casual clothes and nobody addressed him as Superman but he said goofy stuff like "This is totally super, man."

God of Nothing said:
I know it's been a long time, but does anyone know whose dick Brie Larson sucked to be pushed so fucking hard? Her movie had to be the worst of the old MCU before all the other trash came flooding in. I unfortunately saw that in theaters because my cousin didn't want to watch it alone. We both thought it was a waste of money afterward.
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Brie gets too much hate. Yeah Marvel sucked, but Brie wasn't a hateful bitch about it like Ziegler Plus she's quite attractive when they don't downplay her looks. I think she's autistic and wish she would do more booty yoga videos.
 
@Drag-on Knight 91873 Offa of Mercia is likely to be more Black than Anne Boleyn. Well, if you count being of some Moorish descent as being Black. Still, there's almost proof of it, but, like the Moor thing, it's conflicted, as certain tribes or castes, or whatever, of them, were already mixed with Tunisian and (what are now) Portuguese types.

@God of Nothing She'd enjoy it, it if it were me, 'cos I don't pay for strange. Or believe in sexploitation.
 
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God of Nothing said:
but does anyone know whose dick Brie Larson sucked to be pushed so fucking hard?
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she saw the money and took it. Brie was one of the /tv/ waifus before Captain Marvel. she was the queen of the nerds. the feminist stuff really fucked her. she's probably richer than she ever thought possible but her career has peaked and will slide from here on out.
Tasty Tatty said:
She won an Oscar.

Someone once pointed out there is a recurrence of Oscar winning actresses immediately being cast in action/super hero movies little after. Dunno how accurate that is, but they actually thought they made the right choice here just due to her work in Room.
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what about directors? the chink that won best director made the eternals and that was the first chink in the MCU's armour. the casting has been super rough in the MCU for a long time because they try to pick cheap but well regarded actors and actresses, and those ran out around 2011 so then they just picked whomever got some heat, which means oscar winners or meme picks. like the shang hai chink dude.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
what about directors? the chink that won best director made the eternals and that was the first chink in the MCU's armour. the casting has been super rough in the MCU for a long time because they try to pick cheap but well regarded actors and actresses, and those ran out around 2011 so then they just picked whomever got some heat, which means oscar winners or meme picks. like the shang hai chink dude.
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The people who they are casting might be talented, but they don't get the characters, don't care about the characters, and it tells. They think it's just "comic book characters" for the laughs and they don't see them as something they need to portray but rather something they can adjust to their vision.

I know McAvoy and Hoult watched xmen as kids. And Tatum is a fan of Gambit. I think Marsden also watched some. They cared about the characters enough and you, as a fan, can tell.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
The people who they are casting might be talented, but they don't get the characters, don't care about the characters, and it tells. They think it's just "comic book characters" for the laughs and they don't see them as something they need to portray but rather something they can adjust to their vision.
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It doesn't help that some of these movies have directors who don't give a shit either because Disney doesn't allow them any freedom or were just picked randomly and had no real care for the source material.

Shang-Chi despite its problems felt like it was made by someone who gave a shit, whereas something like The Marvels is another example of Hollywood picking up some random horror director to make a studio film.

Disney and other studios do this where they pick directors with little experience in superhero films or big blockbusters because they know they can easily control them than allow anyone who has an artistic vision. Like it is honestly surprising in the Post-Endgame MCU that Sam Raimi got to direct something and be as disturbing as possible.
 
Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
@Drag-on Knight 91873 Offa of Mercia is likely to be more Black than Anne Boleyn. Well, if you count being of some Moorish descent as being Black. Still, there's almost proof of it, but, like the Moor thing, it's conflicted, as certain tribes or castes, or whatever, of them, were already mixed with Tunisian and (what are now) Portuguese types.

@God of Nothing She'd enjoy it, it if it were me, 'cos I don't pay for strange. Or believe in sexploitation.
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Sure. My point is that Acolyte witch would make for a better Storm than Frowny Wicked lady.
 
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