🐱 Man Burns Down House Trying To Kill Spider

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-wolf-spider-redding-california-a8149521.html



A man who tried to kill a spider by setting it alight accidentally started an apartment fire after the burning arachnid reportedly ran under a mattress.

Fire fighters in Redding, northern California, battled the blaze for 20 minutes on Sunday after residents tried and failed to put the flames out with a garden hose.

A witness living in the flat told local newspaper the Redding Record Searchlight that a resident used a torch lighter – a cigarette lighter with a powerful flame – to burn “a huge wolf spider” in an upstairs bedroom.

While on fire the creature ran under a mattress and set it ablaze, Lyndsey Wisegarver, a carer for one of the men living in the flat, told the newspaper. She said it quickly spread to a flag collection and drapes.

All the residents living in the building escaped and no one was injured, Redding Fire Department chief Rob Pitt said.

It is unclear if the spider survived.

Although the blaze was quickly extinguished, it caused around £8,000 in damage ($11,000). Mr Pitt said fire fighters were able to keep it from spreading to neighbouring apartments.

Ms Wisegarver and the two men living in the apartment were told it was uninhabitable and that they would have to find another place to live.

She told the newspaper they had been keen to move out anyway. “We’ll make it work,” she said.

Wolf spiders can grow up to the size of a human hand, though many sub-species are much smaller. Its venom is considered dangerous to humans, though generally non-lethal.
 
Man invented shoes for this very reason. It'd be hilarious if the invention of fire was in direct relation to kill spiders, but one is too hot to hold and burns your place of residence down, and the other can be held with bare hands and is easy to clean.

Though the guy should be lucky the wolf spider didn't have babies. He's got no place to live now, but at least he didn't get to watch tiny baby spiders run loose in his room.
 
The spiders' power isn't localized to this one event. This isn't the first time this has happened:
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Perhaps a new scorched earth war tactic could involve dropping spiders across our enemies' war bases and letting their panicked soldiers take care of the rest. Too inhumane?
 
Spiders are nice, they eat all the other annoying bugs and tend to stick to their walls. They're some of the best pets/roommates you can have. Also great at scaring the shit out of everyone at parties.
 
Hate spiders, but that spider went out like a boss.

There is a lesson to be had here, if you do go down in flames try to take everything and everyone with you.
 
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This is probably like a horror movie where the protagonist though he killed the spider only to wake up the next morning covered in webs and he's unable to scream.
 
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