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Original characters.

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Woke characters.

January 20, 2022 - 09:41 AM EST

M&Ms characters to become more inclusive​

Candy is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of M&M’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”
Mars, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, candy-coated chocolates, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”
As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,” Mars said the M&M’s characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.
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Candy is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of M&M’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”
Mars, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, candy-coated chocolates, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”

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As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,” Mars said the M&M’s characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.
The green M&M, previously seen in ads posing seductively and strutting her stuff in white go-go boots, will now sport a pair of sneakers. A description for the green candy on the M&M’s website says she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”
“I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of supportive friend when they succeed,” the green M&M said on the promotional site.
Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as, “Not bossy. Just the boss.”
Mars said in announcing the refresh that M&M’s — which were first released in 1941 — will have “an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor.”
"As one of the world's most iconic candy brands,” Cathryn Sleight, Mars Wrigley’s Chief Growth Officer said in a statement, “who better to commit to a world with more moments of fun by increasing a sense of belonging around the globe than M&M's?"
 
When I read the thread title I imagined the blue M&M kneeling on the brown one. "I can't melt!"
 
Here I was expecting one M&M to have a visible disability and another one to be a troon, with a fat one thrown in for “body positivity”. The title was pretty misleading, in my opinion.
I think for the Troon M&M, it would need to be a Peanut M&M with the nuts removed and just an empty gap inside. I guess you could say it's an "M-hole" rather than an amhole.
 
They should make an M&M that just has mayo on the inside and have the first surprise tranny M&M. "I'm the newest M&M, just slightly green with brown small flecks all over my shell. My name is Akami (like my favorite anime!) and I got a creamy surprise for you."
There's already a tranny, it's the green m&m. Here she is pre-transition:
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Which one is gay now?
Isn't it obvious? Red and yellow. Even some of the 90s commercials implied they were degenerates

Candy is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of M&M’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”
So.....I take it green is going to become an onlyfans candy whore then?

That said, even burger king dropped the kids club inclusive cartoon kids because it started getting stupid. Apparently nobody who thought this idea was a good one was aware of that

As homer simpson said, blue M&M, red M&M, yellow M&M....they all end up the same color in the end
 
Why do this? Wokes don't even like M&Ms they act like they're toxic.

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Wow, the #YesAllWomen is such a self own.

You Say Not All Women Are Monsters?
Imagine a Bowl of M&Ms
100% of Them Are POISONED
Go Ahead. Eat A Handful
ALL M&Ms ARE POISON
#YesAllWomen

Luckily all these people will die out, per Darwinism. Trust the Science :)

Anybody remember the California Raisins? Nobody cared about the fucking stop motion character's race, or gender, or sexual perversion. It was just fun music.
 
Anybody remember the California Raisins? Nobody cared about the fucking stop motion character's race, or gender, or sexual perversion. It was just fun music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UShiwymsX0w
They're clearly a bunch of black guys. Look at how they sing & dance, white people don't have moves like that.


Isn't it obvious? Red and yellow. Even some of the 90s commercials implied they were degenerates

So.....I take it green is going to become an onlyfans candy whore then?

That said, even burger king dropped the kids club inclusive cartoon kids because it started getting stupid. Apparently nobody who thought this idea was a good one was aware of that

As homer simpson said, blue M&M, red M&M, yellow M&M....they all end up the same color in the end
This is the only M&M color guide that matters:

 
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