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Kino_Casino_Classics said:
I just wish they finally get around to the Channel Awesome Festival they've been promising for years at this point. I feel that would be a lot more fresh in terms of content.
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They’ve made (and gone back on) plenty of promises for topical content.

Remember “The Redemption of Andy Warski”? Remember “Punt The Gunt”? The subscriber who paid them subs to read several Sonic (sonichu?) comics on stream and PPP just said “fuck this” and quit after one?
 
Nate Higgers said:
They’ve made (and gone back on) plenty of promises for topical content
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Trust me I know, I remember all the show they promised and failed it deliver on, including the Jewtacular show you forgot to mention. The Gumroad promises are the worst though, those ones actually grind my gears as to how lasy they could be to fail at archiving your own show, like come on.
 
Kino_Casino_Classics said:
I don't know it could be fun, better than 3 hour plus DSP segments and RTU. I just wish they finally get around to the Channel Awesome Festival they've been promising for years at this point. I feel that would be a lot more fresh in terms of content.
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You know what else would be fresh in terms of content?

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019.
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Kino_Casino_Classics said:
Trust me I know, I remember all the show they promised and failed it deliver on, including the Jewtacular show you forgot to mention. The Gumroad promises are the worst though, those ones actually grind my gears as to how lasy they could be to fail at archiving your own show, like come on.
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You're a massive faggot
 
Honestly if I were AltisticRight, I would feel incredibly disrespected rn. Isn't he the guy that got framed for the MTG thing and literally had feds show up to his house? He's literally put more on the line than any user for this website, and Jewsh refuses to read his investigation into Andy sexting with a 15 year old before going and breaking bread with the Kino Casino because... other users who aren't him were "annoying"?

At some point you'd think he'd learn the lesson that sweeping up for his favorite sekturites always blows up in his face, but here in the year of our Lord 2025, after dick, Ralph and Rekieta, he goes on to do the same shit to oWn dA rEdTeXtErS!!1 It's just comical lmao.

What exactly is his plan if he reads it after going on the casino btw. Does he know in his heart of hearts that Andy is guilty and just wants one last ride with PPP? Has he already read it and simply wants to see if it calms down by then? Is he a sleepercell redtext army General, planning (very optimistic btw) to confront Andy on stream, having actually learned a lesson from the last 5 times he dutifully swept for sekturites and is just sperging out in this thread as cover?

The mind of the Janny is an enigma that I will never understand.
 
Hey Jannies! I wrote this Janny RPG fanfic crossover because I'm a big fan of your hard work! This is what a class based on everyone's favourite moderator would play like, including flavor and lore.

Playable Class - Janny
They would be locked into a special yellow skin to better resemble Mr. Morrison from Arthur.

Specs:
All specs would contain elements of one another, but these are the 3 aspects which best define Janny.
Ravenous: an all-out ranged nuker spec, his desire for leverage and power has outgrown his desire for justice and driven him mad.
Fat Shit: Janny uses his bulk and his large gamer chair to block attacks and defend his allies.
Custodian: Janny embraces his sacred oath to protect his fellow child-groomers who want to live in peace, fighting with honor to ensure a world full of pedo-sweeping

Skill ideas:
-Mop Swing: a Janny's basic builder attack, dealing minor frost damage because of the wet mop. This plays more off the visual joke of him being a janitor.
-Deletion: Janny attempt's to delete the enemy's post, dealing heavy damage and demoralising them depending on how on-topic their post was.
-Block: Roots an enemy for 15 seconds.
-Warning: Janny sends an ominous warning to enemies in a given area, causing a red siren to appear above their head. He is granted unnerving vision of them all and deals bonus damage to them.
-Hot Pocket: an instant cast self-healing ability with 5 charges. Only recharges when Janny is out of combat and can use his microwave.
-Range Ban: Janny's ultimate nuke. Instantly files for a ban over a long area. Anyone still in the area after 5 seconds is dealt lethal damage.
-Gamer Shart: Janny hops on his gamer chair and does a shart which propels him at 400% speed for 5 seconds. He leaves a trail of shit which knocks down enemies who walk in it.

Thoughts? Suggestions?
Soy Janny.webp
 
GoharMaria said:
Chaggot deep dive... why?
Why does he need a deep dive, when they randomly talk about him every few months?
Everything they mentioned in the preview video, they have talked about in the past.
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Guarantee they wont cover the best chaggot clip which is him fighting in the car with baked since one of the only remaining archives of it is actually PPP's own stream covering it on bitchute and it would show all the new normie KC fans just how anti semitic PPP used to be calling chaggot a jewish reptile. I have a feeling someone else will however.
 
Kino_Casino_Classics said:
You've declared victory before accomplishing anything, this is the reason why this thread comes across as impotent sperging.
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I note that basically there's no actual argument anymore that gets presented by anyone in this thread to defend Warski anymore. It's just "you are annoying".

However, this sentence raises an interesting point. What exactly is the definition of "victory" supposed to be?

If it's winning the argument about Andy Warski, it seems that has already happened.

However, this has no consequence regards to the Kino Casino because it's less of a real show and more of a pantomime of a real show that exists for the benefit of the top paypigs. This pantomime will lumber on as long as the Warski paypig Discord does, with Warski giving the girlfriend Kino Casino high roller experience to the whales.

The donors that contribute the vast bulk of KC's revenue are clearly socks of a few people, it's been commented how they seem aware of when big donations will come in and when whales will stop by. There's a reason why they are willing to go radio silent with no communication to viewers who don't pay enough to be in the Discord: they aren't the target audience.

KC survived in the 2023 pre-Rekieta doldrums where nobody cared or watched them because one of the few people who did was Metokur Masochist. Similarly, they will lumber on no matter what happens because they have the likes of TheGuntRanger (WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT METOKUR MASOCHIST) giving them money.

How many other streamers can you point out that are as reliant on a couple of whales for their income as KC where the whales don't think the streamer is their girlfriend?

Kino_Casino_Classics said:
If Warski is a pedophile like this thread claims, no one would want to support him or the Casino ever again.
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Totally irrelevant unless you're the TheGuntRanger (DEFINITELY NOT METOKUR MASOCHIST, STOP ASKING) or one of the handful of other top paypigs in the Discord.
 
The Grillcast™ said:
Is he a sleepercell redtext army General, planning (very optimistic btw) to confront Andy on stream
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The rest of red text army is still at the battle of sweeping grad. 4 men took on the entire staff and won. I ask much more of you now. *Cool zooming on a satelite map*

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PFC Josh "Null" Moon
Yesterday you were a General of the Casinostro but on todays internet loyality is history. Alligances are relics. The sperg war rages everywhere and there will be casualties.

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This man, Tardski his degeneracy knows no end, he as no rules, no boundaries. He dosent flinch at doing the most henious things to enrich himself. He's not loyal to any type of ethics or ideals. He trades boxed wine for donos.

He's your new best friend. You don't want to know how much it has cost your repuation to be put on his show. But it will be nothing compared to the laughs we will have if you felt him by presenting the truth to the casinostros loyalists.
 
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