💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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- 30 minute AI slop videos
- WOAH BUDDDDYYYYYY
- *spoils entire show*
- LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUBSSSSS!!! FREEEEEEBIIIIRD YEEEEEAH!!!
- 2 HOURS IN TIME TO START THE SHOW, WE ONLY NEED 600 MORE SUUUUUUBSSSS LETS GOOOOOO
- *Actually decent content, blows through it*
- *complaining that they're gonna be here all night*
- *Andy begins eating at hour 3 despite being on 7 diets and water fasting for the past 6 months*
- "Now we're going into this 3 hour documentary someone else made that covers everything we already know"
- *30 minutes pass*
- "just hit 2x speed I can't take it anymore"
- "PEEEEEEEEEACE"

Saved you 7 hours.
 
After doing the Free Bird grift, then Free Bird again (now at 0.25 speed courtesy of Tard), they do the usual Feaser fakeout. Someone in chat says "retire the gag", prompting a response from Lard:

 
779777 said:
- 30 minute AI slop videos
- WOAH BUDDDDYYYYYY
- *spoils entire show*
- LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUBSSSSS!!! FREEEEEEBIIIIRD YEEEEEAH!!!
- 2 HOURS IN TIME TO START THE SHOW, WE ONLY NEED 600 MORE SUUUUUUBSSSS LETS GOOOOOO
- *Actually decent content, blows through it*
- *complaining that they're gonna be here all night*
- *Andy begins eating at hour 3 despite being on 7 diets and water fasting for the past 6 months*
- "Now we're going into this 3 hour documentary someone else made that covers everything we already know"
- *30 minutes pass*
- "just hit 2x speed I can't take it anymore"
- "PEEEEEEEEEACE"
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Can you put that in a spoiler tag? You just ruined all of next week's shows.
At least you didn't spoil the post-show.

Lagomorph Guy said:
Am I retarded or is this just a difference in lighting? Everything in Asstonne's room seems to have a pink tint while Tardski's doesn't (aside from what looks like a weird color grading effect on the lights he did in OBS?)
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Yes. Warski's face is lit brighter and PPP's lighting appears to be warmer as well.
The tone comparison also takes the color of where Warski's light is shining back off his forehead which is obviously going to be closer to white as well.

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
PPP has to at least wobble to the doorway to pick up his UberJeets orders and daily orders of InstaCart for his Lays Potato Chips
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But Warski goes out to go to the gym, remember? You might have missed when he mentioned that.
 
They had a period for about 2 months where the content was "good" but christ they have fallen off hard. There is just a lot that annoys me as a viewer, PPP saying buddy almost every fucking sentence made me switch off. The free bird "gag" is beyond obnoxious and just annoying. Then the subjects, I am so tired of Ralph and the other week it was like 2 hours of Ralph in one segment. RTU segment = kill me, Rekeita is dull as dishwater even with the bodycam which honestly is Josh's because he worked so hard.

Metokur expressly said on NYE the sektur is boring and find new cows, blatantly aiming that comment at them. They find new cows and return, gee talking about iDubbz being a cuck for 3 hours is so thrilling.

I never watch them live either because I cannot skip through segments.
 
Hectic Heckler said:
I just roll my eyes at it and go "Grifter humor"
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Same, I just found Lard's ranting afterwards funny and somewhat pertinent.

stupid frog said:
He is right, the show is for autistic people. We shouldn't be so ableist.
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True, to be fair 80% of the people involved in or following internet drama are autistic. Taking him at his word though, wouldn't the constant ape noises, fat hollering, and bell ringing trigger some kind of sensory overload? I dunno, suffah viewers I guess.

#lurker said:
You don't even need to do this; you can scrub through live content now. You only lose synced chat.
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IIRC though Kick is shit and will jump to the live part of a stream if the stream buffers or loses connection for a second.
 
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
 
Leemo said:
drawn out intros
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I don't understand why they waste an hour talking about the coming content instead of just going straight into it. It's completely pointless and they just repeat themselves anyway.
Leemo said:
I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points?
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I think he's getting more retarded. You can tell even PPP is getting fed up with it. Like on the latest episode where he started sperging about how Steel Toe's sign wasn't perfectly aligned with the camera; just absolute nonsense commentary.
 
Leemo said:
has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
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#lurker said:
I think he's getting more retarded.
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You guys are bullies. Can you imagine the stress Andy is under? He has to feed his cat like 5-6 times every single hour. How can you expect him to make a thoughtful interjection with the level of duress he feels from two adult cats? Sometimes he even has to take a leak, its harrowing. How quickly you forget the ever hilarious "no post show tonight" joke. You think that's just off the cuff? He workshops that with the Tim Pool impersonator "Psycho" every day.

Put some respect on Andy's name. When everyone else in the sektur fell straight to hell, Andy's man-bun got caught on a jagged rock and now he gets to lord over Ethan Ralph and the rest of the devil's brigade as he dangles from his precarious perch.
 
Leemo said:
Watching the Casino live has made me actually really start disliking the show with the drawn out intros and freebird sections. I'll just stick to watching the clips on Youtube.

I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points? I swear 9/10 times he speaks he never has anything of actual value to say. His pointless interjections make me wish PPP would just do a solo show, at least he's entertaining.
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Yes, tardski sucks and never has anything meaningful to say aside from "Wow negative clap" or " Ashton this is just like my bing bing wahoo". This was a giant meme years ago when he still had clout with his warski live show.
 
Leemo said:
I've got a question for people who've watched Andy for a while, I only really discovered him when I started watching the KC but has he always been this bad at articulating himself or just making clear points?
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:story:
>He doesn't know

In all seriousness, he's gotten much worse as All-nighter game'n'goon seshes have progressively fried his brain worse than any of the drugs he did ever could, but yes, he's literally always been an incoherent retard, he's just been exceptionally lucky to have attatched himself to more popular shows as a cohost, and somehow survive multiple successive implosions. He's the retarded Phoenix for a reason, all things considered it's sort of a miracle Kino Casino has lasted as long as it has.
 
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