💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I actually kinda feel bad for Phil. I think his relationship with the casino might have actually broken his brain. He admits in this video that he basically has no choice to let ashton shit in his mouth because they have 3 thousand (totally real) viewer's... SAD. PATHETIC.

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Phil always sucks the cock of those who might help him. Just look back how he was kissing Twitch's ass because they banned his "evil detractors2 and because he could earn good money. Well that went straight out of the window when they banned his ass from the Partner program and now Youtube is his new best pimp (until youtube bans him)
 
Phil always sucks the cock of those who might help him. Just look back how he was kissing Twitch's ass because they banned his "evil detractors2 and because he could earn good money. Well that went straight out of the window when they banned his ass from the Partner program and now Youtube is his new best pimp (until youtube bans him)
It's just bizarre that he turned down 50k from keem to do lolcow live but yet he does this shit? I think even though he denies it i bet that decision keeps him up at night.
 
I do think that being in person with him would probably work best with his co-hosts because there is a level of accountability that you can't get online. It is really easy to lie to people online and avoid them or ignore them. When someone can knock on your door or has a key to your place. It is much harder to bullshit and lie to them.

Just to expand with Chris. All of Andy's initial success comes from Chris. Andy and Chris were IRL friends and Chris rescued Andy and moved Andy in with him. That apartment before moving with Ralph was Chris and Andy's. Then Chris got serious with his gf and moved out and later got engaged (Andy went to Chris' engagement party after their fallout knowing that Chris didn't want him there in order to piss Chris off like the class act Andy is. Andy's rationale was he already had an invite.). Chris was good at investing his money and lived off of playing stocks. Well when Chris moved him in. Andy was dating this chick that got so tired of his loser lifestyle (also rumor that he got caught cheating) and working at a deli counter at Wholefoods she packed up and left him while he was at work. Moved all the furniture out. Basically had a barren apartment because Andy owned nothing. Apparently he was staying there in his own filth in a downward spiral of drinking and crying over how much of a loser he was and he didn't have someone to take care of him. Chris brought him home like a lost kitten to nurse back to health. They started doing stuff on YouTube with skits and made Darkfist. Chris was the director and camera man for the movie. Andy did almost next to nothing for the film except act. Chris was the one writing the anti-sjw videos and editing them. Andy's only input was reading Chris' words and uttering "UGH" every 5 seconds. I know this because I was around at the tail end when Chris and Andy were still making videos and they got in a massive argument about how long the video should be and Chris said there isn't enough usable footage to make it the length Andy wanted. That he can't edit what doesn't exist. Chris also mentioned if he wanted to add anything to the script he should of done it before filming. With Warski Live Chris pretty much set up all the equipment like he did with the videos and booked the show. Once again. Andy just showed up when it was live.

Andy thinks that his partnerships with people are symbiotic, but they aren't. They are parasitic. He literally uses people to do all the work and steps on the neck of anyone so he can take the credit.
Presented with minimal commentary. Chris is NOT Geek, but Geek was present on some Warski stream where he apparently said nigger at a black kid in a Chuck E Cheese. The context is unknown and the text involving that can be found by simply clicking my quote and scrolling up a few posts. The April 8, 2021 entries on the Warski thread are a treasure trove and I wish I had more time right now. I have to hit the shower and attend to my afternoon business soon, but if someone wants to comb the Geekthulhu posts of April 8, 2021 for useful info, it is a good use of time.
 
It's so tiring hearing Andy constantly interject his "sobriety" into every discussion. It's either a crab bucket mentality where he shits on people who are also struggling with addiction, or he's overcompensating for his relapse.
Remember when he spent months bragging about how much time he was spending at the gym to train for his big match only to go down in 17 seconds? I'm getting the same vibe here. It's honestly quite embarrassing at this point.

Then again, it's not as bad as that time that he LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19.
 
It's so blatantly obvious that PPP loves doing these segments about onlyfans thots, cuckolding etc.
He gets to do his whole "BIG BLACK BUUUULLS, THERE!" schtick, under the guise of pretending to be repulsed.

 
"We will do it tomorrow, then take friday off then do monday, wednesday and friday next week" yeah ok lmao. Keep in mind by ending the show now they also admitted they are pushing like 3 whole other segments that they will totally do "tomorrow" or whwhatever.
It's insane how terrible their schedule is, not like they have a full time job on the side. Makes me wonder if they're still getting paid by paypigs big outside of kick, so they're not inclined to put effort in the shows. Not to say they had huge effort before, but they definitely drop planning the structures of their segments now and just jump around instead of keeping a consistent flow. Such with the ralph segment.
 
e. Makes me wonder if they're still getting paid by paypigs big outside of kick, so they're not inclined to put effort in the shows.
Because all the big ecelebs stopped trying to accrue new fans with a regular schedule especially when they're off the main platforms and instead relied on a finite and eventually shrinking pool of a few paypigs, thsts definitely not what kumite and ralph did

and by regular I don't mean over correct with daily ralph tier spam I mean so that people don't wander off becoming dead subs because they missed a stream or two over the span of a season. Also personally I prefer they just keep only chiming in when they have more to say but probably not best from their end of growing things
 
The show is as close to unwatchable as it gets these days. The drive and passion is gone even if most of it was manufactured. You tell PPP has way more fun doing his throw away show with Phil than the Casino.

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
 
Wait I though they already covered the bowblax dress shit. Am I going insane? I can't even check because kick vods aren't working (THANKS EVIL EDDIE). If this is true though how many times are they going to repeat the same lolcow drama over and over again? Did they even cover the bowblax stream he did? Because i watched it and it is fucked there is a lot of content in that stream but instead they are covering the augie stream and sorry if you like augie but i fucking hate him. He is quite possibly the most boring podcaster alive i cannot listen to him for more then 2 minutes I've tried it's impossible (I have listened to the whole augie vs flamenco stream that's it) I genuinely get more entertainment from listening to reviewbruh. Why the fuck would i want to watch PPP and baby killer react to an autistic man chatting with his gay lover about a stream that is actually kino where bowby has a genuine mental breakdown on stream.

DO YOUR JOBS YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
(if they did react to the bowblax stream i will delete this post)
ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CHILD PORN ON 2/28/19
 
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Warski = amalgamation of Warhol and "skeet" (shortened to ski) and is a nickname from high school. Pires is his real last name. I don't know or care to know Chris' real name, first or last, it isn't important.
-ski is Canadian local lingo originating from the GTA,
Simply putting a -ski on the end of everything like "broski"
Drake said

Imagine if I never met the broskis​

on his god's plan song.
 
Predictions for tonight:
Whatever they tease as the big part of the show will be the worst and least effort part of the show.
Andy will take a bathroom break every 20 minutes.
50% of bathroom breaks will be blamed on "cats screwing around". The other 50% on how much molly water he drinks.
PPP will ring the bell every 3-5 minutes and for some reason, no one will complain.
FATCHICKTHRILLER FOR 50 SUBS!!!!!!!
PPP will find a way to talk about black dicks as he strays further from God. (pretty sure even laying eyes on a black hooker takes you out of heaven contention).
Hours of meta analysis on the clips without actually playing the clip.

prob be good tho, looking forward to the part where they play the happy days song. :smug:
 
WHOA BUDDY!
IDK, I feel like PPP is the only thing keeping the show going. Andy is even less informed than usual. (And something something cp something.)
Edit to add: This Week in Cuckada was some of PPP's best content with Surfer. I have no idea how it is with Andy (probably sucks), because I refuse to pay for their... gumroad? Patreon? Locals? I can't remember.
 
WHOA BUDDY!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tfLGUfMV3zAIDK, I feel like PPP is the only thing keeping the show going. Andy is even less informed than usual. (And something something cp something.)
Edit to add: This Week in Cuckada was some of PPP's best content with Surfer. I have no idea how it is with Andy (probably sucks), because I refuse to pay for their... gumroad? Patreon? Locals? I can't remember.
The tl;dr is that there are rumors of relapse by Andy Warski that circulated in late December by It's A Gundam, as well as incredibly well-evidenced documentation that he is maintaining relations with Metokur Masochist on various alts as well as the proclivities of the other paypigs causing constant scandals for the show. There is also the well circulated (on the Farms anyways) reminder that ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19. Fans of the show are noticing a decline in quality and quantity of episodes and alogs are seeing things falling apart behind the scenes. The most recent development is how banhappy the KC chat is of any mention of recent scandals, or even the vaunted tomato emoticon that was emblematic of the chat revolt of July 19 2022, where Janny Jim came in to sweep for them. Things are coming apart at the seams for the Casino and they are steadily on the decline, on every metric imaginable.
 
I can really only watch clips of KC, and even then, I'm skimming through them most of the time. Watching the actual show live is an AIDS-tier experience, they have the same problem that Donga and the Kumite had where the show intro is a fucking hour long, if they're that lazy, just start the show later. Having no set or consistent schedule and just streaming based off of "vibes" is also a great way to tank audience retention.
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In lieu of alogging last night's episode, @All becomes gunt requested me to review this historic moment in internet history rather than counting Ashton's tism bounces in the third hour of last night's show. I agreed this was a better use of my time energy and the recap is encapsulated below.

Between 7/6/21 and 7/8/21, just over 2 months before before the PPP/Surfer blowout of 9/14/21, PPP interviewed Andy Warski in a four part interview series called "Behind the Stutter." Ashton and Andy had an overwhelmingly antagonistic relation to this point, which was set aside for this interview series and would later be squashed entirely (minus PPP's 3 attempts to snake Warski and his obvious dissatisfaction with the partnership). Each portion was between 50 and 60 minutes, making the entirety of the interviews approximately 3.5 hours in length. The interviews started with the backstory and the softball questions and proceeded up to the CP STREAM OF 2/28/19 that was finally addressed in the last 20 minutes of the final stream of 7/8/21. I will give a play by play on the final entry in the series with light commentary. The vid itself is in the link below.



The fourth part starts with Andy revisiting the footage of the time his hero, Redbar, excoriated him for the AIM AIM AIM stream. Redbar excoriated him at the time, as Andy did his coked up hyena cackle, which was supplanted by his alcohol fueled hyena cackle of 7/8/21. He is then questioned about how his associations with Ralph had started. Andy and Ralph were still on good terms and Andy feigns ignorance on Ralph's blackmail shenanigans and refusal to settle a 300 dollar debt to Gator. Andy is sporting a cringy manbun at this time, as he was want to do in '21. PPP presses Andy on the time Ralph perceived that Andy was trying to get with Nora, which Andy denies, but Ralph chimped out at the time, as the ragepig is known to do. Andy follows this with noting that he still loves Ralph, despite the bumps in the road.

Ashton then asks Andy to confirm that Ethan is indeed the father of Faith's child, which Andy plays dumb(and is) but ultimately states he believes Ralph to be the father. PPP is using this to sneak in the later confirmed information that Ralph was a literal cuck with the women in life. Andy proceeds to tell a story where Ralph sold several items of Andy's property because he claims he never received money that Andy claims he sent. Who knows who was telling the truth? Andy is then questioned about his comfort of associating with Digibro and the rest of the Transon family, which Andy says he finds it slightly disconcerting , but is "dealing with his own stuff" and Andy believes that Ralph will have his back, so he is withholding judgment. Ashton then presses him on his alcohol and drug use, which Andy has been displaying the entirety of the interview, in addition to the various instances PPP references.

Andy then says his height of coke use was 4 grams a day and proceeds to elaborate on his history with drugs/alcohol. Nothing of terrible importance happens in this line of questioning until Andy asserts that his mind has since repaired itself from the drug use, which is obviously juxtaposed with how drunk/high he is at the time of the interview. Andy, then asserts he is moving to Portugal by year's end, which clearly never happened. He tells stories about slathering himself in mayo and eating it straight, as well as the nipple burns and some of his more outrageous cries for attention. Andy is questioned on the VR porn addiction, which Andy says he conquered, but really lights up with talking about how intense it is. He claims to be off porn entirely, Ashton presses X to doubt. Andy then expounds on his masturbatory frequency (yikes). This is followed by more coke talk.

He is later questioned about his presence on the Drunken Peasants podcast and asked about his theological positions, whereupon Andy says that DP turned him from Christian to atheist and claims to be a Christian again. He talks about the Kilroy scandal (an atheist conference that was overtaken by SJW influence) and his previous rivalry with Francesca Ramsey, an MTV personality that frequently parrotted the standard anti-white talking points despite being married to a white man herself. They then talk about a tattoo that Andy asserts is hockey related, PPP asserts is Zoom related, PPP notes Andy's disinterest in hockey to cast aspersions on his claims, only to move on with the implication Andy is lying.
Some talk about possible DMCA takedowns takes place, which Andy denies as Ashton edits the visual evidence to the contrary over Andy's claims. Now, finally, we are coming to the main event THE CP STREAM OF 2/28/19.

Finally at the 39 minute mark, we get to the CP STREAM OF 2/28/19. Ashton edits footage from the CP stream showing how Andy/Ralph were discussing what could and couldn't be shown, noting that the person in the photo was 15. They are actively talking about the CP in front of them, edited or not. Then Ashton presents footage of Ralph thirsting on Soph (a literal 12 year old), referring to her videos as "spicy" and her as "pretty." An image of Ralph and Faith is then shown. Andy talks about being part of a "task force". which PPP says "not a FBI one" to sneak dis. Andy asserts he was exposing the instagrams with lewds with links to message the minors and a means to access unadulterated CP. Andy asserts that he was in contact with a British girl who DL'ed the images and Andy denies they were sent to him (proven lie). Andy denies receiving folder (provable lie). Andy asserts only the British girl had unadulterated CP and his edits only edited out lewdness not nudity. This is pushed back on by Ashton. Andy asserts that he intended to stop pedos and Ashton excoriates him livestreaming rather than contacting cops, noting that no arrests were made and the stream did nothing but help them sweep evidence.

The last 8 minutes is just Andy promoting future projects which I have no interest in signal blasting.
 
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