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wtf is happening right now...

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Angry Shoes said:
If you can even call it trolling. They still take some shots at him and make some jokes at his expense but they seem to genuinely like having him on.
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Well they make fun and crack jokes at everyone, even themselves. One can't be thin skinned and take things super personally and remain on their good side.
 
DiggieSmalls said:
Phil's been cutting kino promos left and right since the casino got him on. Nearly every prestream he's had has been great.
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He just cut another A+ promo today

You can really tell he's having a good time with it. I do wish he agreed to playing a game with Josh. That would have been as good as him talking with Jim. With the way Josh despises the DSP board it would have been sweet revenge for him to yuck it up together.

Seeing the control slip away and the tide start to shift from the unhinged freaks is so satisfying to watch. It's upped my respect for PPP and Andy for giving him a second wind.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
You can really tell he's having a good time with it. I do wish he agreed to playing a game with Josh. That would have been as good as him talking with Jim. With the way Josh despises the DSP board it would have been sweet revenge for him to yuck it up together.
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Now that the metokur thing is on hold I think the next best thing is to make null and DSP have a struggle session to talk about their hurt feelings. DSP talking about how the evil doxxing suicide forum hurt "his family" and null talking about the detractor treason on the forum. True kino would ensue.
 
Nate Higgers said:
I mean if the whole “PPP was freezing his ass off living in some cabin in the wilds of Canada before Kino Casino took off” story is true then yeah he’s gonna compromise most of what he outwardly communicates to the world if it’ll preserve his money making operation. I genuinely don’t think he would compromise his religious values (whatever they are at this point) to “preserve the grift”, but I’d say almost everything else is up for fair game. Even if he’s doing it in a “tongue in cheek” way, like with the “Gabe Hoffman and the Mossad produces our show! We love the Jews!” thing.
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Did you never see the PPP Cabin arc? He was definitely somewhere with real bad internet, had to slowly upload 240p phone videos from somewhere. This was right after he was kicked out/left the place with Surfer.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Did you never see the PPP Cabin arc? He was definitely somewhere with real bad internet, had to slowly upload 240p phone videos from somewhere. This was right after he was kicked out/left the place with Surfer.
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Shit, he’s still got real bad internet. The night he was on DSP’s stream, his video feed kept freezing. Even last nights show his video feed was freezing towards the end of the Rekieta/Dick segment.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Did you never see the PPP Cabin arc? He was definitely somewhere with real bad internet, had to slowly upload 240p phone videos from somewhere. This was right after he was kicked out/left the place with Surfer.
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Wait, That's not a cabin, that was a white trash trailer. He even filmed Ronnie Experiment there.
I remember when he moved out of Surfer's house, he streamed once or twice from a different location that looked like a cabin and it had a decent internet connection.
 
Guntkvd said:
Wait, That's not a cabin, that was a white trash trailer. He even filmed Ronnie Experiment there.
I remember when he moved out of Surfer's house, he streamed once or twice from a different location that looked like a cabin and it had a decent internet connection.
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Yeah that was likely some random Boomers summer cottage that PPP broke in or rented for the cheap during the Winter on AirBNB.

The Boomers were likely confused by the sheer volume of Lays Potato chip bags.
 
Has anyone ventured into the dentractor board to see the absolute seething over Phil lately? They are bending themselves into pretzels trying to make sense of it all. Full on coping. Very funny.
 
#lurker said:
Has anyone ventured into the dentractor board to see the absolute seething over Phil lately? They are bending themselves into pretzels trying to make sense of it all. Full on coping. Very funny.
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It's worse on youtube. The level of seethe about the pettiest things is absurd, it's like their favorite toy is suddenly getting some upgrades and they really don't like it. The clip channels especially have been working in overdrive to spin how philbert is about to take this massive fall because of *shock* making friends.
 
Inebriated Ark Monk said:
It's worse on youtube. The level of seethe about the pettiest things is absurd, it's like their favorite toy is suddenly getting some upgrades and they really don't like it. The clip channels especially have been working in overdrive to spin how philbert is about to take this massive fall because of *shock* making friends.
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Twitter has been teeming with detractor-seethe as well.
 
#lurker said:
Has anyone ventured into the dentractor board to see the absolute seething over Phil lately? They are bending themselves into pretzels trying to make sense of it all. Full on coping. Very funny.
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Inebriated Ark Monk said:
It's worse on youtube. The level of seethe about the pettiest things is absurd, it's like their favorite toy is suddenly getting some upgrades and they really don't like it. The clip channels especially have been working in overdrive to spin how philbert is about to take this massive fall because of *shock* making friends.
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checked in a few times and yeah, it's quite something.
There are a few different copes going on:
1. "Any moment now, Andy and ppp will turn on him. You'll see, I've decoded the hidden messages in their khantent. dsp is just too dumb to understand." (obviously won't happen. Even if they wanted to, they know, nobody likes snakes)
2. "Metokur will destroy him. When Metokur talks to him, he will press him on everything or it's the end of his career." (won't happen either. He might not butter him up like the casino, but he probably won't just shit on him. Also has a history of dunking on dentractors)
3. "Any day now, the casino people are going away and then it's back to normal." (partially true. The hype around "the king" will die down, but dsp has been "normalized" More people are willing to give him a shot and look at him unbiased. Honestly, I've watched a few podcasts of him. Not my favorite stuff, but not awful either.)
4. "The casino bros. are dents on disability." (very original, never heard that one)

Probably missed a couple.

Meanwhile, the king keeps winning.
 
Even Wings of Redemption has less gay haters than DSP. I cut my teeth on KF talking mad shit about the Whale Watchers (Wings Detractors), and I remember one of them got doxed and it was revealed that he was an attractive, married man who liked to run marathons. Plus Liquid Richard (hallowed be his name), who still needs to come back and make a track with MC Jarbo.
Meanwhile DSP's detractors can all be summed up in a single image:
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Synechdoche said:
1. "Any moment now, Andy and ppp will turn on him. You'll see, I've decoded the hidden messages in their khantent. dsp is just too dumb to understand." (obviously won't happen. Even if they wanted to, they know, nobody likes snakes)
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I saw a ton of this cope when DSP first came on the Casino. The people on the DSP sub-forum really see Ashton as a professional snaker and can't wait for him to perform a snakening on Phil. Although, while I don't put it past Ashton to set his feelings aside and snake on someone for content, I was wondering, has he done anything to deserve this reputation? Besides pinning down Surfer and threatening to rape his butthole, I can't recall any instances. Genuine question for PPP history buffs.

You know who does butter up guests only to snake on them in a hilarious fashion? Andy's big inspiration: Redbar. Notable instances of them snaking guests include: Andrew Tate, and Andy Warski himself.

Still, it's not going to happen unless the Kino audience wants it, and so far they decidedly do not.

Synechdoche said:
2. "Metokur will destroy him. When Metokur talks to him, he will press him on everything or it's the end of his career." (won't happen either. He might not butter him up like the casino, but he probably won't just shit on him. Also has a history of dunking on dentractors)
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I really hope that neither Metokur nor the Kino Boys make any attempt to really press DSP on his past. We're just going to hear Phil recount his version of what happened with PandaLee and John Rambo for the 800.000th time. The guy loves talking about his history and 'legacy,' and he's not going to suddenly reveal that PandaLee was 12 years old when he started dating her or something outrageous like that. Very few people have had their lives as extensively documented as Phil has. There is no more to mine out of his past. The detractor well is bone fucking dry.

Fortunately, Ashton has already indicated that he knows this. He knows there's no new content in shitting on DSP, and plus, I think his sense of justice won't allow him to do so for as long as ReviewTech is still alive.

Synechdoche said:
3. "Any day now, the casino people are going away and then it's back to normal." (partially true. The hype around "the king" will die down, but dsp has been "normalized" More people are willing to give him a shot and look at him unbiased. Honestly, I've watched a few podcasts of him. Not my favorite stuff, but not awful either.)
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I hope DSP just becomes a regular guest now and then after the hype dies down. Remember, Keemstar was going to pay what, $50k to have Phil on? The King wiped his ass with that offer, and came on Kino Casino for free.
 
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