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I've seen this happen with big chungus football players. They play football because their size makes them easy picks and keeping them somewhat active as a brickwall on a footballs field and teenage metabolism (plus still growing) keeps the mountains of shitty food in check. Then high school is over, they sit on their ass and get fat as fuck. This happened to 75% of my HS football team that didn't go on to play college sports.

I also think the real religious beliefs PPP had at one point colliding with the online sector broke his brain and made him a nihilist so why not eat, drink and compulsively gamble himself to death?
 
Episode 54: It's Tough!

Includes KC4 and KC3.
Remember when PPP's mic was a can and a string? I do.
Speaking of which, remember when there were various different Jokers? When there was planning before the show? I liked that shit.

Also, first ever Cum Road mention was in their third episode. That's when this cancer started.

MirnaMinkoff said:
real religious beliefs PPP had at one point... ...so why not eat, drink and compulsively gamble himself to death?
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Well, he's going to Hell for this, so that's something. Gluttony is a deadly sin after all.
So is sloth. And pride. And greed.

By the way,
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>tomorrow will be my day
>May 14
LOL
LMAO

also
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>the person you absolutely despise just made a great point
The greatest tragedy of all time. Absolutely heartbreaking.
 
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Decided to peak in, and I like how Warski is all "Its gonna be a 10 hour show tonight! We have so much content!" and its only a 4 hour show. Hilarious that 4 hours is a "really short show" by KC standards these days. I looked at the video tab for Cathedral, and damn, they have some 11+ hour shows even. I thought 10 was the hard cutoff.

I think PPP's hospital visit was actually just him being tired of Warski. Imagine being around him literally 24/7, and not having a home away from him to go to. That explains the "really bad headache". The infections are probably from the gay sex with the needle-using tranny-fucker.
 
Terrorist said:
It's not Pizza Day that's the issue. Ulililia lost weight on an all pizza diet. It's that he doesn't exercise (good luck holding down the trad homestead/compound when you won't walk a mile or lift a 15 lb dumbbell because it doesn't "feel good"). He's technically losing weight, but at a hilariously glacial pace.

I could make the same progress Josh does in a month by taking Metamucil tomorrow morning. PPP, being an even fatter fuck, never picked up on this.
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Basically this. Back when I was 16 and on the swim team, I used to go full Nikocado and split a Little Caesars with the team captain like once a week.

But that's the thing; at the time I was swimming 6km a day. I wasn't like yoked or anything, but I was burning enough calories to keep a health waistline through highschool.

That said I did see a lot of fat fucks lose 30+ pounds when I was going through BCT, so it's possible he could start losing more weight by doing mountain climbers, planks, and other cute shit like that. I know Jersh is in arctic europe, so regular hikes may be out of the question, but there's plenty more options to do in the banana pepper den.

AnOminous said:
The funk of 40,000 pounds.
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And trepaditious troons from every tomb
Are closing in to steal your womb
Your heart starts pounding with a painful din
While vision darkens and closes in
You realize you no longer feel kino
That is the true end of the Casino...​

AnOminous said:
Imagine PPP and Jim die, and Gaydur the Traitor gets hit by a car, and the Gunt outlives all his enemies.
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That would be proof enough for me that God is a Kiwibro.
 
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Terrorist said:
It's not Pizza Day that's the issue. Ulililia lost weight on an all pizza diet. It's that he doesn't exercise (good luck holding down the trad homestead/compound when you won't walk a mile or lift a 15 lb dumbbell because it doesn't "feel good"). He's technically losing weight, but at a hilariously glacial pace.

I could make the same progress Josh does in a month by taking Metamucil tomorrow morning. PPP, being an even fatter fuck, never picked up on this.
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"You can't outrun a bad diet" has always been lazy fat woman cope faggotry, yeah.
 
Terrorist said:
It's not Pizza Day that's the issue. Ulililia lost weight on an all pizza diet. It's that he doesn't exercise (good luck holding down the trad homestead/compound when you won't walk a mile or lift a 15 lb dumbbell because it doesn't "feel good"). He's technically losing weight, but at a hilariously glacial pace.

I could make the same progress Josh does in a month by taking Metamucil tomorrow morning. PPP, being an even fatter fuck, never picked up on this.
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You guys seriously still seething that Null beat both Ralph and PPP in the weightloss competition with the pizza day diet? It's been like a year!
 
ScamL Likely said:
"You can't outrun a bad diet" has always been lazy fat woman cope faggotry, yeah.
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Weight loss is "simple" in that you just need to be consuming less calories than you burn. But the most efficient way to be in a caloric deficit and the strategies for being in a deficit and not feeling like utter shit depends on why you're fat and how fat you are and how old you are and what set of genitals God bestowed upon you. If it's just a matter of eating a bit more than you should every day over a period of time and turning into a bit of a chonker, it can literally be as simple as adding exercise to your routing (and actual exercise, not just a leisurely walk/bike ride 2 times a week). If you're a food addict or eat a lot of junk, just adding exercise isn't going to be enough unless you're on the Michael Phelps routine. Women have it rougher because the fluctuating hormones throughout the menstrual cycle regularly fuck with their metabolisms/ease of accessing stored calories/hydration and cause cravings. Being on hormonal birth control isn't much better.

A long-winded way of saying that if you're consuming a massive amount of food, especially if you're a woman, the average person cannot feasibly exercise their way out of it. I have a couple < 30 yr old obese female friends who see personal trainers for heavy weightlifting 4 times a week and in the past 6 months have lost maybe 5 or 10 lbs and they're complaining about it. Yet they keep stuffing their mouths.
 
Episode 55: Ho-Lee, Buddy!

Over half a year later, still sneeding about Salt Papi.

Lmao, "big tech for a third chair". Domestic abuser great value Jack Murphy for a third chair lets fucking GooooAAAAaaaAOAOAOAAAaaaOOOO!
I can't be the only one who hates how fucking bipolar the sektur has become. And, of course, if a retard fucked up in a big way, but happens to a-log the people on the other side, that means he is now a member of your tribe, and automatically all is forgiven. That's why Pedmenco still has an audience somehow. That's why this domestic abuser Jack Murphy look-alike is getting an audience too.

And hey, Asston now has his own equivalent of the papaw ring. Still subscribe to the cum road though! How else will they waste money on retarded shit?

More cope measuring. Asston said "anyone of us could be hit by a bus tomorrow, your life wouldn't improve from that" at Gunt. Right back at ya, my dude - your days of 3k live viewers are long gone, you are struggling to have a third of that number now. Gunt's show is nearly dead, much like the man himself, but yours is stagnant, with viewer base slowly but gradually diminishing as well, and no amount of cope measuring is gonna change that. And you can really tell this was a coping section by PPP ending nearly every goddamn sentence with a "buddy", like Fatrick with his "stalker child"s.

also
>"I'm not gonna give him any more attention"
>*continues to rag on Gunt for the rest of the stream*
lol
Lidl Drip said:
You guys seriously still seething that Null beat both Ralph and PPP in the weightloss competition with the pizza day diet? It's been like a year!
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Tell that to Asstroon and Tardski, they are sneeding about it to this day.
 
I thought the last episode was pretty funny, with the farms down and my toaster using all of its power to run a video game it's how I got my Fuentes/Gunt news. PPP just shitting on Ralph the minute he heard he was stream sniping was pretty good. I don't think he was sick with sepsis at all, PPP probably ate too much cheese and panicked like Chantal did.
 
ScamL Likely said:
"You can't outrun a bad diet" has always been lazy fat woman cope faggotry, yeah.
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No it's not. It's just a recognition of how the human body works.

We're incredibly energy-efficient biological machines and even a relatively small net positive in caloric intake requires a lot of physical effort to burn off. You will work yourself into overtraining-induced injury before you exercise enough to burn off a really shitty diet.
 
Matt Damon said:
small net positive in caloric intake requires a lot of physical effort to burn off.
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A poem:
PPP you almost died
Because all your food it was deep fried
You love to eat but moving you hate
This little fact has sealed your fate
A balanced meal would do you wonders
It can be paid for by your funders
Control your diet and maybe fat camp
So, get out there and let's go champ.
 
Matt Damon said:
No it's not. It's just a recognition of how the human body works.

We're incredibly energy-efficient biological machines and even a relatively small net positive in caloric intake requires a lot of physical effort to burn off. You will work yourself into overtraining-induced injury before you exercise enough to burn off a really shitty diet.
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100% There's a reason body builders live on diets of skinless chicken breast when competing. To maintain muscle and low body fat requires training and strict diet.
The minute body builders go off their pure protein competition diets they balloon the fuck out even though they are still lifting and training, but also no longer on the chicken breast diet. Training and lifting can give you great muscles and stamina but you'll still be fat if you eat too much.
 
Matt Damon said:
No it's not. It's just a recognition of how the human body works.

We're incredibly energy-efficient biological machines and even a relatively small net positive in caloric intake requires a lot of physical effort to burn off. You will work yourself into overtraining-induced injury before you exercise enough to burn off a really shitty diet.
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Kind of agree. Used to compete in college for cross country and track and could consume calories like nothing because I would also run 80+ miles a week. It was tough to even gain weight after going from running to weightlifting because I had no idea how to really eat just to gain muscle. Anyway long story short I'm adding back in HIIT and sprints just to lose 20lbs because it's really easy to add "mass" but not muscle mass.
 
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[At an undisclosed hospital in Toronto]

PPP: "Buddy..."

Surfer: "I'm here, buddy. I'm here."

PPP: "I'm so sorry about what happened, buddy."

Surfer, wiping away tears: "Shh, shh, oh fawk, buddy. You don't need to apologize there, hehe, y'know..."

PPP: "No, buddy. I mean it! I never should have taken you for granted. The way you cleaned the toilet seat for me, buddy... you truly were my father."

Tardski: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH THIS IS CRAZY!"

[A 23 year old Filipino nurse named Esther quickly hits the retarded coke fiend with a tranquilizer dart]
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AncientPhosphur said:
Kind of agree. Used to compete in college for cross country and track and could consume calories like nothing because I would also run 80+ miles a week. It was tough to even gain weight after going from running to weightlifting because I had no idea how to really eat just to gain muscle. Anyway long story short I'm adding back in HIIT and sprints just to lose 20lbs because it's really easy to add "mass" but not muscle mass.
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Long distance / Cross Country running is the one activity that you might be able to run off the calories but very few people run enough to get to that point, but 80+ miles a week would definitely do it. The average person wanting to lose weight will never get anywhere near the amount of running cross country training entails.

You also drink a fuck load of water to run that much so that helps to curb appetite. Many people eat when they should be hydrating. Marathon runners always look emaciated for a reason. I feel like runner's eating habits differ and they are less likely to gorge themselves (unless maybe at the end of the day) because running after a heavy big meal sucks. Long distance runners are also encouraged to eat lots of carbs because they are actually need that instant caloric energy and burn it off, which is rare.

(I'm still not sold on the anti-carb shit that's seems to be so prevalent these days. I've always had lots of bread in my diet but have never been overweight. Bread was the reason humans were able to thrive and survive. Romans soldiers lamented having to eat lots of meats when in Germania and demanded bread. They flat out stated that bread was what made them civilized Romans and must be supplied. Humans survived for thousands of years thanks to a diet heavy on grains/bread, then whatever bits of meat and vegetables they could add to it was a bonus. Bread with a light dab of fats on it is a staple of European civilization. The problem became when we eat bread plus a full meal along side it.

The average person trying to lose weight would be very lucky to get to the point of running three miles a day. The running would definitely benefit their health but 3 miles a day isn't going to do shit for weight loss if they are eating 3000 calories a day.
 
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