💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I await the evening where the opening monologue by PPP goes something like:

"Welcome to the Kino Casino. We have quite the show for you all, but let's recap the events of this week. So, as you all might remember, Mr. Morris made an appearance at Ralphamania. He caught Ralph in the back of the head with a chair, knocking the pill popping, fat, alcoholic felon out cold, before stuffing Mr. Vickers' legal papers into Ralph's mouth like Ted Dibiase used to do with $100 bills back in the day.
That of course was just another L in a series of Ls suffered by Ralph. As you might know, the moment Pantsu walked out of the airport and stepped onto American soil, she turned to Ralph and said 'Ralph you're fat and I won't have sex with you anymore', then handed Cozy Rozy off to a family of immigrants and jumped into a car with 5 black men.
More Ls were taken by Ralph later on at the event when the security staff Ralph hired refused to check anyone's anus and Ralph nearly got beat up after yelling at the head security guy like, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M ETHAN RALPH, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE KILLSTREAM AND CERTIFIED INTERNET CELEBRITY!
Then, if that wasn't bad enough Andy, two of the wrestlers that Ralph had performing came out high on xanax and cocaine, which ended with the front row getting set on fire, burning several spectators. Now Ralph is potentially getting sued by a dozen people or basically, the whole audience.
It's been a real tough week for the Ralphamale. He's being felted left and right. Might be about time for him to do a flip off the nearest overpass there buddy."
 
UCantCCPMe said:
I await the evening where the opening monologue by PPP goes something like:

"Welcome to the Kino Casino. We have quite the show for you all, but let's recap the events of this week. So, as you all might remember, Mr. Morris made an appearance at Ralphamania. He caught Ralph in the back of the head with a chair, knocking the pill popping, fat, alcoholic felon out cold, before stuffing Mr. Vickers' legal papers into Ralph's mouth like Ted Dibiase used to do with $100 bills back in the day.
That of course was just another L in a series of Ls suffered by Ralph. As you might know, the moment Pantsu walked out of the airport and stepped onto American soil, she turned to Ralph and said 'Ralph you're fat and I won't have sex with you anymore', then handed Cozy Rozy off to a family of immigrants and jumped into a car with 5 black men.
More Ls were taken by Ralph later on at the event when the security staff Ralph hired refused to check anyone's anus and Ralph nearly got beat up after yelling at the head security guy like, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M ETHAN RALPH, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE KILLSTREAM AND CERTIFIED INTERNET CELEBRITY!
Then, if that wasn't bad enough Andy, two of the wrestlers that Ralph had performing came out high on xanax and cocaine, which ended with the front row getting set on fire, burning several spectators. Now Ralph is potentially getting sued by a dozen people or basically, the whole audience.
It's been a real tough week for the Ralphamale. He's being felted left and right. Might be about time for him to do a flip off the nearest overpass there buddy."
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Okay let's actually go with a more realistic take

Welcome to the Kino Casi- M-M-M-METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 100 D-D-D-D-DRRR AAAAAA DOLLARS BEEJAMS LETS FUCKING GOOOO. So we have quite the show for you to- WARSKI G-G-G-GAINS ADMIRER FOR 50 SAYS A-A-ASSTON HOOOOLYYYYYY...
 
All becomes gunt said:
Okay let's actually go with a more realistic take

Welcome to the Kino Casi- M-M-M-METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 100 D-D-D-D-DRRR AAAAAA DOLLARS BEEJAMS LETS FUCKING GOOOO. So we have quite the show for you to- WARSKI G-G-G-GAINS ADMIRER FOR 50 SAYS A-A-ASSTON HOOOOLYYYYYY...
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Not enough beejams 3/10
 
I see a Drexel/kino casino crossover this year where he takes PPP's bitch, Warski, and starts filling him with that big black cock meat that pppissbottles cant provide. ASHTON! then becomes a cuckold, joins rackets as new cohost and they have a new show called "2 and a half Cucks".
 
Micheal Westen said:
I see a Drexel/kino casino crossover this year where he takes PPP's bitch, Warski, and starts filling him with that big black cock meat that pppissbottles cant provide. ASHTON! then becomes a cuckold, joins rackets as new cohost and they have a new show called "2 and a half Cucks".
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Sounds like evergreen programming that the whole family can enjoy.
 
disavow said:
Wasn't there something about these two Canadian faggots coming to Ralphamania? Was that hot air or have they said anything about it lately? Will they snipe it or just leave gold content on the ground like they've been doing?
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They were also going to have lunch with the Vickers and Beejamski was going to dominate that pesky fat SEAnig Salt Papi.
 
Micheal Westen said:
I see a Drexel/kino casino crossover this year where he takes PPP's bitch, Warski, and starts filling him with that big black cock meat that pppissbottles cant provide. ASHTON! then becomes a cuckold, joins rackets as new cohost and they have a new show called "2 and a half Cucks".
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They do love literally showing their asses and being hypocrites.
 
disavow said:
Wasn't there something about these two Canadian faggots coming to Ralphamania? Was that hot air or have they said anything about it lately? Will they snipe it or just leave gold content on the ground like they've been doing?
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It's their usual gayfaybe. They won't stream it, they're too scared of losing the channel with a DMCA.

AltisticRight said:
They were also going to have lunch with the Vickers and Beejamski was going to dominate that pesky fat SEAnig Salt Papi.
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They also promised a Nora interview that never happened too.
 
I finally got through a good chunk of the 9 hour snoozefest, mostly taking an hour or two per day, until Tardski's howling like a fucking hyena got too much for me to handle.

Anyway, question: Why does Re-re-re-re-tardski always say "We'll be getting to donos in a minute guys." Does he think donos are a highly anticipated part of the show? Do these fucking retards actually think that we enjoy hearing, "METOKUR, MASOCHIST, WOOOOOOOOOOO HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" to the point that we need to be re-assured that it'll be coming soon?

Hey, retards, 90% of your show is Tardski wooooooooooing like a coyote, we all know more donos are coming up.

God I hope 23 is the year Tardski finally fucking kills himself.
 
free_protons4u said:
Why does Re-re-re-re-tardski always say "We'll be getting to donos in a minute guys." Does he think donos are a highly anticipated part of the show? Do these fucking retards actually think that we enjoy hearing, "METOKUR, MASOCHIST, WOOOOOOOOOOO HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" to the point that we need to be re-assured that it'll be coming soon?
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I think it's done specifically to remind the big paypiggies like Metokur Masochist (assuming it's a real person/not Tardski's dad) that they're not forgotten; the little extra dopamine rush remembering that their hot take is about to be read out loud probably then encourages them to get their next one ready for Tardski to stutter out and proclaim that it's "SOOO C-C-C-CRAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYY!"
 
Local Fed said:
I think it's done specifically to remind the big paypiggies like Metokur Masochist (assuming it's a real person/not Tardski's dad) that they're not forgotten; the little extra dopamine rush remembering that their hot take is about to be read out loud probably then encourages them to get their next one ready for Tardski to stutter out and proclaim that it's "SOOO C-C-C-CRAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYY!"
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I always thought it was some kinda brag, like "whoa we'll get to donos in a minute guys, you don't need to send so many"
 
TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Its sad that one has to go to the Kino Casino thread to have honest discussions about Jim, this account banned from his thread. (Ov vey!) Buts its not a hugbox, and there is no coverup guys! It would be like banning allbecomesgunt or lobster or worm from this thread.

To get back on topic, there is a decent chance Warski pairs with Gator/Rand to do a show in the future. The Kino Casino is getting 27K-35K views on their recent stuff with is less than what they had a few months ago 45K-55K. Kino Casino 1 has nearly double the views of the recent stuff.

Less viewers with less money (recession) and Ashton will have increased expenses. Its not looking good for them. Ashton is still gaining weight and since he has to be around 450-500lbs he is entering the zone where he will die. He is closer to being bed ridden than he is to being NOT obese. Ashton does bring the content, but seeing how their show could get over 100K views in the past (with help from Metokur) and now is barely breaking 30k he has lots of his appeal. Even Metokur could bring their recent stuff up. Last video to break 50K was 4 months ago (Episode No.30).

It would be highly improbable for this operation to remain profitable in the coming year, unless they get a sudden break. The trend is downwards, and all economic factors are against them. We haven't gotten any proper form video edited content since the Halloween video, which was mostly bad acting and them acting out in the woods.
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I honestly think their biggest problem is their inability to keep a consistent schedule. Right now the casino is pretty much the only game in town for the topics they cover. Someone is going to show up to eat their lunch eventually. When that happens, a dedicated paying fan base that stays might keep the show profitable. But I don't think they really have that.
 
Quintus said:
I honestly think their biggest problem is their inability to keep a consistent schedule. Right now the casino is pretty much the only game in town for the topics they cover. Someone is going to show up to eat their lunch eventually. When that happens, a dedicated paying fan base that stays might keep the show profitable. But I don't think they really have that.
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C'mon, if they had a schedule, we would be the first to mock their topics:
"Wahhhhh Ethan Ralph did this woahhhhhh BEEJAMS Nicholas Fuentes did THAT ASSTONNE THATZ CRAZY oh METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 20 DOLLARS WOAHH BEEEEEJAMS".

They don't need a schedule, they need effort and they need to be funny.
Currently, they have neither. Fat potato chips cruncher with retarded abortionist, the stream.
 
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